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Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« on: November 07, 2013, 12:59:18 PM »
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 01:06:17 PM »
Fuck.  Any mountain biker or BMX person, as soon as they go off a jump or do a wheelie the thing will inflate.  lol.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 01:09:13 PM »
Very cool. And a very well-done vid too.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 01:23:47 PM »
Smart! Very cool.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 01:36:58 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on November 07, 2013, 01:06:17 PM
Fuck.  Any mountain biker or BMX person, as soon as they go off a jump or do a wheelie the thing will inflate.  lol.
Do a flip, helmet inflates...slide, helmet inflates.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 01:43:28 PM »
Mensa Bob had nothing to do with this.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 02:02:48 PM »
Why did they feel it necessary to mention in their promo vid that they once met a man who said that women can't be managers?  ???

I sure as hell wouldn't want to shell out 535 dollars to wear a collar the size of a small swimming ring around my neck.

Feels like the kind of expensive crap that people buy in order to show off on Facebook.  :-\
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 02:23:28 PM »
Who is supposed to buy this thing?  ???

You can't give it to children as it would only take a minute for it to inflate.

And an adult would surely have enough confidence to wear a real helmet if safety was such an important issue.

The target group of pudgy lesbians on bicycles disqualifies itself as pudgy lesbians don't ride bikes.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2013, 02:35:28 PM »
"Bikes are the future".. I can only hope they're right, but most people prefer the comfort zone of their car.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2013, 02:35:47 PM »
Now invent an inflatable anti-rape device to combat the highest rate of rape in the world.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2013, 02:38:44 PM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on November 07, 2013, 02:35:47 PM
Now invent an inflatable anti-rape device to combat the highest rate of rape in the world.

But only ship them to Africa and Asia.
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2013, 10:52:31 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on November 07, 2013, 01:06:17 PM
Fuck.  Any mountain biker or BMX person, as soon as they go off a jump or do a wheelie the thing will inflate.  lol.

Yes guess they can't market this to that 0,1 percent of bicyclists who does backflips in the streets   ;D
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2013, 11:04:12 PM »
Quote from: The Onion on November 07, 2013, 02:02:48 PM
Why did they feel it necessary to mention in their promo vid that they once met a man who said that women can't be managers?  ???

I sure as hell wouldn't want to shell out 535 dollars to wear a collar the size of a small swimming ring around my neck.

Feels like the kind of expensive crap that people buy in order to show off on Facebook.  :-\
Because they know it's true deep down but are still trying to convince themselves that women can be managers

Bench
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2013, 11:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on November 07, 2013, 01:43:28 PM
Mensa Bob had nothing to do with this.
liar  >:(
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2013, 11:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on November 07, 2013, 01:43:28 PM
Mensa Bob had nothing to do with this.

any relation to mike "mensa" mentzer?
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2013, 11:59:22 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on November 07, 2013, 11:17:53 PM
any relation to mike "mensa" mentzer?
mens in swedish is period so mensa to have a period s i should be renamed period bob =(
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2013, 01:58:32 AM »


my helmet

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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2013, 03:19:54 AM »
Quote from: Mensa Bob on November 07, 2013, 11:59:22 PM
mens in swedish is period so mensa to have a period s i should be renamed period bob =(

fuck what others say, do your own thing
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2013, 03:24:21 AM »
Quote from: dj181 on November 08, 2013, 03:19:54 AM
fuck what others say, do your own thing

Does that also apply to Arthur Jones and Mike Mentzer?
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2013, 03:59:36 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on November 08, 2013, 03:24:21 AM
Does that also apply to Arthur Jones and Mike Mentzer?

nice troll attempt

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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2013, 04:22:13 AM »
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2013, 04:29:43 AM »
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Re: Swedish Women Invent Invisible Bike Hemlet
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2013, 04:36:37 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on November 07, 2013, 02:38:44 PM
But only ship them to Africa and Asia.

Would be mega seller in India
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