LOL,, ...LISTEN I LOVE MOB LORE TOO AND BEING ITALIAN DESCENT IT FASINATES ME,BUT OTHER THAN A 'HOW YA DOIN'THAT'S AS MOBBED AS I AM
My alltime favorite story my grandfather ever told me, 100% true.
My gramps was a dentist for 50 years, grew up in Chicago, but born in Sicily. When he first started practicing, he had a group of goodfellas guys show up one day, said he needed to close early and come with them. They said they looked him up and knew his family name from back in Sicily. Of course he was shitting his pants but they assured him he would be safe. He got in their car and they blindfolded him. Drove an hour, led him into a house into the kitchen. Took off the blindfold and there was one of the bosses, with a brutal tooth ache. Gramps fixed him up, put the blindfold back on and They dropped him back off at home. He got outta the car, they gave him a bag full of fresh bread, salamis, and an envelope with a TON of cash. Gramps did this a few more times whenever one of the bosses needed work done.