Guys who blow up the men's room need a beat down

[arce1988]

 

[240 is Back]

The guy sees me pissing. He should have had the courtesy of allowing me to escape before he starts with the disgusting smells and sounds.

agreed 100%.  The only guess is that he couldn't hold it.

I'm actually shocked that in a world with so much technology and convenience, there isn't a way to create a little more privacy in bathrooms.  A toilet seat that plays music, better air filters, soundproof stalls, super scent absorbant walls, something.

[thebrink]

the 3 sea shells

[Primemuscle]

Where do you work?   Wtf?

The fuck is he seems to know a lot about the restrooms. One would hope it isn't because he just hangs out in public restrooms for no good reason. Are you a little dense?

[Primemuscle]

The toilet seats in the men's restroom at the gym where I work out are white, which would be fine except they are old and they are grossly stained. There is no way I'd take a crap in those toilet rooms. You'd think they'd change the toilet seats every ten years or so. I think I should complain to the management.

[mr.turbo]

dropping loads or dropping big weight

both feats that deserve to be recognized

[youandme]

True..but making grunting and groaning noises for the ears of other men is beta, self-conscious shitting. I guess it's the equivalent of making a racket in the gym and throwing weights on the floor.

Damn bros, c'mon lighten up in the locker room.
Groaning or moaning when your pissing is because it feels good. If I'm drunk or buzzed or I've had a ton of water and I've been holding it in then go let it stream, feels great like a blowjob of the urethra, sometimes you're gonna groan when it feels good.

[bigkubby]

I blew up the men's room at my work three separate times last week....it was a good week!!

did you spit or swallow?

[youandme]

You do have to give the guys that March to the bathroom in front of the office carrying a magazine or newspaper with them, lol. Marching poopers.

[peruke]

"What was his option"? 1) explode?
                               2)  hold it in till you are done pissing, and later explode?
                               3)  pray that he does not explode, & explode when he turns 50!!!!!
                               5)  All of the Above?

[POB]

I always find it more satisfying if I drop a deuce on double time. Even have a spring in my step afterwards as I walk to the sink to wash my hands

[anabolichalo]

i try to take most dumps and pisses outside of my own home

saves water to flush

[ESFitness]

The fuck is he seems to know a lot about the restrooms. One would hope it isn't because he just hangs out in public restrooms for no good reason. Are you a little dense?

I dunno how you gather that I know a lot about restrooms?

I run a business, and in that business, we have restrooms, dipshit.

know a lot about restrooms.... this coming for a senior citizen who never worked out a day in his life, but trolls a mens bodybuilding forum in between his jerkoff sessions on www.backdoorboytoys.com

lol "prime" muscle... ironic, yea? nothing "prime" about what little muscle you have.

[Parker]

agreed 100%.  The only guess is that he couldn't hold it.

I'm actually shocked that in a world with so much technology and convenience, there isn't a way to create a little more privacy in bathrooms.  A toilet seat that plays music, better air filters, soundproof stalls, super scent absorbant walls, something.

will get right on it...

[NotMrAverage]

this is the funniest thread in a while lol...man i can almost hear the dude grunting and shitting in there all while ts breaks the door open and ground and pound him all the while the dude have another shit

[Army of One]

I dunno how you gather that I know a lot about restrooms?

I run a business, and in that business, we have restrooms, dipshit.

know a lot about restrooms.... this coming for a senior citizen who never worked out a day in his life, but trolls a mens bodybuilding forum in between his jerkoff sessions on www.backdoorboytoys.com

lol "prime" muscle... ironic, yea? nothing "prime" about what little muscle you have.

Your posts in this thread have amused me highly, will be taking note of further posts you make

[Parker]

At one place I used to work, the women's bathrooms were a danger zone of nuclear fecal fall out...
At another, the manager who used to play semi ball, would always emerge from the toilet bunker red faced and sweating...we laughed at the artillery that he must have shot down the hole.

[peruke]

At one place I used to work, the women's bathrooms were a danger zone of nuclear fecal fall out...
At another, the manager who used to play semi ball, would always emerge from the toilet bunker red faced and sweating...we laughed at the artillery that he must have shot down the hole.

     Sounds like a nuclear waste zone......They need to pour a ton of salt in the room...seal it for the next 1000 yrs....

[youandme]

I remember during football camp once we were visiting some campus and doing some drills at thair training stadium and a buddy went to take a dump (he was one of those once a week poopers). While in their he used the handicap stall and tore off one of the handrails as he took a dump on top of flooding the damn toilet. Janitor had to come in locker room to shut the water from the toilet off and he said in broken English,"who fuck shit like animal" LMAO, I couldn't stop laughing for about an hour it was hurting. He was pissed and saying and saying all types of other stuff to himself, like "does a bear shit in the woods, no he shit in fucking locker room" Fucking hilarious.

[Man of Steel]

did you spit or swallow?

This thread is about droppin a horrendous deuce in a public restroom there sailor.

[Thespritz0]

When I was in High School I worked at an Italian Restaurant in Winnipeg, Manitoba as a Dishwasher... great way to get 16 hours or more with overtime on the weekends, plus free expensive food!!!
A waitress who worked there always liked to talk to me downstairs when she had a break (this is when I was young and dumb and used to smoke!), she went to the washroom once right nearby, and had a dump so big it wouldn't flush, so she came to me for help and I had to use a plunger...
The smell was terrible, and ruined me for trying to hook up with her. 
 *** RULE # 1 in going out, don't smell a girl's shit ***

[Henda]

Is beating off in the restroom also frowned upon?

[Internet Tough Guy]

You should have waited to see if you could meet "booty" 

[The Showstoppa]

Is beating off in the restroom also frowned upon?

Stall door open, laid back and making eye contact to prove who is alpha. 

[Andy Griffin]

Stall door open, laid back and making eye contact to prove who is alpha. 

Trying not to blurt out, "Quick, turn around so I can see your ass" as you reach that point of no return.

On my way to Golden Corral in a few for the free meal.