The late, great Buck Owens.
According to his unauthorized biography, he:
- didn't give a shit who he used and abused
- took credit for songs he didn't write
- got more ass than a toilet seat ("fascinated with youth and threesomes")
- was worth over $100,000,000 despite only having a 9th grade education
- allegedly had at least seven kids and only supported three...and got away with it
- despite the fact a million people wanted to murder him, he died in his sleep with empty balls and a full belly...and his ex's got almost nothing from his estate
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