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"You think English is easy??"
« on: November 13, 2013, 11:37:11 PM »
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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2013, 11:41:36 PM »
God damn , that's done fucked up shit guess that's why we make up our own words

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 11:44:23 PM »
My busy is moving to Spain and has been learning castilliano Spanish and I told him that its hard for us to grasp Spanish because of how basic the terms are , we have many words to describe one thing but in Spanish they have ibe word to describe many things alias the masculine and feminine ...   

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 11:45:08 PM »
Through...threw
Two...to...too
Need...knead

ough....pronounced nine different ways in the following:
"A rough-coated, dough faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough: having fallen in the slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

Excuse: Please excuse me while I think of an excuse.
Polish: Tell the Polish cleaners to polish the floor.
Minute: The button was so minute that it was a minute before I found it.
Wind: Hopefully the wind will be strong enough to wind the windmill.
Record: It's the referee's job to record the new world record.

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 11:47:27 PM »
My busy is moving to Spain and has been learning castilliano Spanish and I told him that its hard for us to grasp Spanish because of how basic the terms are , we have many words to describe one thing but in Spanish they have ibe word to describe many things alias the masculine and feminine ...  

Very true! But in my opinion, Castillian Spanish is a lot easier than Latin American Spanish, which is mostly slang.

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2013, 11:51:08 PM »
Appropriate: It was appropriate for the teacher to appropriate the boy's knife.
Bow: I stood on the bow of the ship with my bow and arrow.
Bower: The bower lived in a bower near his farm.
Buffet: The winds buffet the hotel, whilst inside the guests enjoy the buffet.
Console: I tried to console the controller as he stood at his console.
Content: John was content that the content of the box was undamaged.
Drawer: The drawer drew a picture of the cupboard and drawer.
Entrance: The lavishly decorated entrance will entrance the visitors.
Incense: It will incense the bursar that we have spent so much on incense.
Intimate: Ron tried to intimate that Liz had an intimate relationship with Ben.
Moped: As my mother moped about, a man on a moped rode by.
Number: I broke a number of bones in my right hand; it's number than the left.
Proceeds: As the charity event proceeds, the proceeds keep pouring in.
Pussy: The unfortunate pussy cat's septic sores are very pussy.
Recount: The President will recount the events that led to a vote recount.
Refuse: The city dump was so full, they had to refuse to accept more refuse.
Resent: I resent the fact that the letter was lost, but I have resent it.
Sewer: As the sewer sat sewing, she smelled the stench of a local sewer.
Sow: Every time I sow seeds the sow digs them up and eats them.

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 11:53:08 PM »
Very true! But Castillian Spanish is a lot easier than Latin American Spanish, which is mostly slang!
because there are some many dialects , from Tex mex , Mexican, central American , Argentinian , Peruvian, quatamalan .... in Argentina the double L makes a j sound instead of y and they seem to slur their words , not a crisp language

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2013, 12:01:18 AM »
because there are some many dialects , from Tex mex , Mexican, central American , Argentinian , Peruvian, quatamalan .... in Argentina the double L makes a j sound instead of y and they seem to slur their words , not a crisp language

I went to Argentina and it took me 2 days to discover the j sound lol I was so confused. But the slur is a slight lisp, which a lot of Spanish speakers use when pronouncing "s" most of the time. But the Argentinian Spanish is so beautiful, due to the Italian dialect. I love it.

Spanish from Spain is definitely the true Spanish. But by now, there are many many dialects like you mentioned. Just like every language out there. It's inevitable.

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 12:06:58 AM »
My dads wife is from northern Argentina , and is of Inca descent ...... bitch is crasy I've threatened to shoot her many times ... one time she kicked my dog

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2013, 12:07:08 AM »
live and live  ;D

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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2013, 12:09:28 AM »
My dads wife is from northern Argentina , and is of Inca descent ...... bitch is crasy I've threatened to shoot her many times ... one time she kicked my dog

Loll ...  :-\

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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2013, 12:10:24 AM »
live and live  ;D

How did I forget this one? lol  :)

Let's see how many we can all get. There are tons left.

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2013, 01:18:04 AM »
I have to keep these things in mind when I compose sentences for people to whom english is a second language.

Billy Wilder was a movie director from Germany, for whom english was a second language.  His films are famous for having wonderful english dialog.

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2013, 01:19:26 AM »
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Driving in the parkway and parking in the driveway are also great examples.

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2013, 01:27:41 AM »
Pinneapple looks like a pine cone and the apple defines a common fruit. So there is rhyme and reason in calling it pineapple. The hamburger also has plenty of logic. The writer needs to do his homework. My 2 cents

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2013, 01:37:45 AM »
Pinneapple looks like a pine cone and the apple defines a common fruit. So there is rhyme and reason in calling it pineapple. The hamburger also has plenty of logic. The writer needs to do his homework. My 2 cents
These jokes are about english as a second language.

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2013, 02:27:17 AM »
It's still not very nice to make fun of people who are trying to learn English.

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2013, 02:37:16 AM »
Primemuscle?


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Re: "You thing English is easy??"
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2013, 07:56:15 AM »
My dads wife is from northern Argentina , and is of Inca descent ...... bitch is crasy I've threatened to shoot her many times ... one time she kicked my dog

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2013, 07:59:18 AM »
These jokes are about english as a second language.
Was I missing something?

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2013, 08:22:55 AM »
That's because English is a mishmash of many languages.

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2013, 08:30:06 AM »
That's because English is a mishmash of many languages.
I beg the differ. English has ancient roots. Forget what you learned in school or what "linguists and historians" tell you.

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2013, 08:35:10 AM »
I beg the differ. English has ancient roots. Forget what you learned in school or what "linguists and historians" tell you.

illuminati at work again I see.

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Re: "You think English is easy??"
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2013, 08:41:45 AM »
illuminati at work again I see.
Indeed, it is easier to make fun while remain ignorant than do the research yourself.