Army Of One...Appreciation?

[Skorp1o]

Yes,we'd all rather read about your 60k a year after taxes and the fine British women you get rejected by.

Even if I was broke as fuck, I'd still piss on you on my worst day, here's me wearing £20 bottoms, no watch, no nothing....awesomeness is something you're born with.

[Skorp1o]

that girl is an easy ten

its that simple

To be fair I met her in Paris, the UK doesn't offer talent like this. Most 9's and 10's I've managed to win over have been overseas.

In the UK I have to settle for 7's and 8's. Absolutely no fatties though. That's why we need to start partying abroad mate.

[bigmc]

To be fair I met her in Paris, the UK doesn't offer talent like this. Most 9's and 10's I've managed to win over have been overseas.

In the UK I have to settle for 7's and 8's. Absolutely no fatties though. That's why we need to start partying abroad mate.

lets get a trip to prague or Bratislava sorted

or somewhere else suitably laden with bunnies

[Skorp1o]

lets get a trip to prague or Bratislava sorted

or somewhere else suitably laden with bunnies

Agreed, line it up for March or something, TBH with flights and hotel...etc would still work out cheaper than a night out in London

[Griffith]

Even if I was broke as fuck, I'd still piss on you on my worst day, here's me wearing £20 bottoms, no watch, no nothing....awesomeness is something you're born with.

Yet you needed drugs to achieve that...and look like a natural.

And.....the female you posted above looks like the average washed-out club slut with a botched plastic surgery or two aspiring to be a third-tier porn star.

[bigmc]

Agreed, line it up for March or something, TBH with flights and hotel...etc would still work out cheaper than a night out in London

where ever hostel was filmed

getting cut up by a chainsaw

is a small price to pay

for a go at bunnies like that

[Army of One]

Even if I was broke as fuck, I'd still piss on you on my worst day, here's me wearing £20 bottoms, no watch, no nothing....awesomeness is something you're born with.

A natural near his limit looks better than that, and the woman looks like she is made of plastic and silicone, on what planet is she a 10?!

[Skorp1o]

A natural near his limit looks better than that, and the woman looks like she is made of plastic and silicone, on what planet is she a 10?!

Irrelevant, I look 1000x better than you'll ever be, that's all that counts.

And I don't care whether the girl is made of silicon or carbon fibre for all I care, she was a great fuck and you're a bitter angry virgin. End of thread.

[Lexus II]

Rolex watches and silicon boobs are no match for Army Of One.  He's like the Red Baron carpet bombing the UK forum.

[Hulkotron]

Did you mount that balloon-titted wench Skorp?

[Jizzacked]

solid poster who has stood the test of time and still delivers regularly... a true asset to the board, always keeping the tits in a tizzy

[Army of One]

The praise of fellow legends gives me strength to keep crushing tits on here

[chaos]

Meh

[evandatp]

Oh brother, sounds like the type of guy who'd bump a post about his ability to make a convincing pot noodle.

[Army of One]

Oh brother, sounds like the type of guy who'd bump a post about his ability to make a convincing pot noodle.

hahahahaha, ok "evandatp", oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Video Mega Warehouse to rent The Magnificent Seven Inches, The Bone Ranger and Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Drama Queen and then you tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really an insatiable penii puffer i just really like westerns with some gay sex in them", hahahahahaha, gayer than wearing a ballcap backwards.

[wes]

[Skorp1o]

Bumping this shit thread, it's like a turd that floats to the top and won't flush away

[calfzilla]

Bumping this shit thread, it's like a turd that floats to the top and won't flush away

Yesterday at work I mentioned going to the Rolex store and my boss was like "I'm not paying you that much am I". He's not.   

[King Shizzo]

I think I am due for my own appreciation thread.

[Knooger]

I think I am due for my own appreciation thread.

You've had many. Those are the threads where we vote you out of here.

[Army of One]

a true renaissance man

[OB1]

You've had many. Those are the threads where we vote you out of here.

LOL!

[Yamcha]

[Army of One]

Tommy looks slightly out of place