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Tribute to mass04
« on: November 20, 2013, 12:43:33 PM »
Over the years some getbiggers stood out above the rest due to their ability to be very funny. Today, we honor mass04.

Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2013, 12:46:35 PM »
Haha this is the very post that I had in mind after you mentioned a tribute to the great mass 04 in the other thread ;D
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2013, 12:50:08 PM »
All behold pellius the whiny twink
he loves his muscle bears sweaty, he doesn't mind the stink
writing 12,000 word posts no one reads
his family must be ashamed of his homosexual deeds
you can tell hes not the smartest of the litter
he'll respond soon, after wiping off his lovers ball glitter.
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2013, 12:51:35 PM »
Here is his spot-on imitation of ImBasile:

Quote from: mass 04 on January 19, 2012, 09:08:30 AM
The floatsam here can't appreciate a bloke out on an afternoon jaunt. Perhaps he is just looking for some young lads to partake in a spirited game of touch football? The getbig experts don't even see those tables that could be scrapped and be made into a grand lattimus dorsi contractor contraption. Perhaps that young Sheila shouldn't wear such provocative outfits if she doesn't want a mature sod with arms a hair under 18 inches to follow her into the changing area?
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2013, 12:59:36 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on November 20, 2013, 12:51:35 PM
Here is his spot-on imitation of ImBasile:

;D

*Blechman barges into room wearing 1950's nurses outfit*
"Jay, you're looking a little flush. I better take your temperature."
*Jay's eating meal #12. 9 pieces of ezekiel bread, 23 eggs, 20 IU of humalog
"Um, I'm feeling fine, Steve. Anyway, I'm eating, maybe we can do it later."
*Blechman starts to run a sponge over Jay's forehead*
"You're burning up, Jay. I insist. I wasn't planning on using your mouth anyway."
*Jay furiously starts to push call button*
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2013, 01:01:06 PM »


First Victor Martinez, now Lee Priest?
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2013, 01:03:00 PM »
and this one, the original thread was deleted

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Johnny Vegas-Onlyme called me names on the internet. I'd like to present exhibit A, a pic of my 25 inch guns.
Judge-How is this relevant, do you even have a law license?
Johnny Vegas-I'm taking courses at the learning annex, i'm not on trial here onlyme pwned me and he's gonna pay.
Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started"
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2013, 01:04:21 PM »
The rotting fence could lead to unwanted visitors like possums and amaradillo...who would tear that lawn apart, which I'm guessing due to all the crab grass, has a fair amount of grubs for these critters to eat.




I have tears streaming down my face laughin  :D
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2013, 01:06:21 PM »
Some good stuff here ;D
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2013, 01:08:49 PM »
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2013, 01:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 01:04:21 PM
The rotting fence could lead to unwanted visitors like possums and amaradillo...who would tear that lawn apart, which I'm guessing due to all the crab grass, has a fair amount of grubs for these critters to eat.




I have tears streaming down my face laughin  :D

I do not know what this thread is about, but since you posted that pic, you can post all the stupid idiotic conspiracy shit you want....Word of advice? Every time you post some conspiracy shit, post a girl with a great ass, it will get you places...
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2013, 01:14:40 PM »
Quote from: bebop396 on November 20, 2013, 01:09:52 PM
I do not know what this thread is about, but since you posted that pic, you can post all the stupid idiotic conspiracy shit you want....Word of advice? Every time you post some conspiracy shit, post a girl with a great ass, it will get you places...
I never speak about "conspiracies" nor do I care for your "advice". Enjoy some good humor and relax peebop4536
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2013, 01:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 01:08:49 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.

LMFAO!!!
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2013, 01:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 01:14:40 PM
I never speak about "conspiracies" nor do I care for your "advice". Enjoy some good humor and relax peebop4536

You cared enough to give a well thought out reply, and no, I do not take it seriously...You do though...
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2013, 01:22:16 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 01:08:49 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.

HAHHAHAAH SHIT!
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2013, 01:24:09 PM »
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I JUST GOT SO PUMPED I KICKED ONE OF MY DOGS IN THE FACE AND MILITARY PRESSED HIM FOR REPS!! ARRRRGGHH
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2013, 01:25:54 PM »
Quote from: bebop396 on November 20, 2013, 01:21:54 PM
You cared enough to give a well thought out reply, and no, I do not take it seriously...You do though...
ok "bedebop654" next time you want to communicate something please send me a PM. Promise I'll read it.
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2013, 01:28:40 PM »
''Gene,im hoping on my Vespa and coming to CT, We'll have an intervention.Bring Don"
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2013, 01:28:58 PM »
I will send you pics of my 260 pound hairy short bald fat ass body, and you can give me tips on how to get in shape..Ah fuck it, I know what to do, just do not have the will....
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2013, 01:31:58 PM »
Quote from: bebop396 on November 20, 2013, 01:28:58 PM
I will send you pics of my 260 pound hairy short bald fat ass body, and you can give me tips on how to get in shape..Ah fuck it, I know what to do, just do not have the will....
what do you call a duck that gets straight A's?







I don't know, but you are fat.
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2013, 01:36:39 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
what do you call a duck that gets straight A's?







I don't know, but you are fat.

I  have a great wife, family, and friends that have my back, that is the most important...I  have a mental illness that fucks with me though, I hope it does not do me in...I hope i can lose all my weight before it kills me...
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2013, 01:48:57 PM »
Quote from: bebop396 on November 20, 2013, 01:36:39 PM
I  have a great wife, family, and friends that have my back, that is the most important...I  have a mental illness that fucks with me though, I hope it does not do me in...I hope i can lose all my weight before it kills me...
what illness? in what sense?
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2013, 01:49:40 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 01:48:57 PM
what illness? in what sense?

Schizoaffective disorder...Heard of it?
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2013, 01:51:29 PM »
Quote from: bebop396 on November 20, 2013, 01:49:40 PM
Schizoaffective disorder...Heard of it?

Fuck, man, that's gotta be rough.
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Re: Tribute to mass04
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2013, 01:52:57 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on November 20, 2013, 01:51:29 PM
Fuck, man, that's gotta be rough.

Some days better, some days not so good...
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