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_aj_

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How many fingers does God have?
« on: November 21, 2013, 04:19:04 AM »
(Takes deep toke)

So, if we are made in God's image, He must have ten fingers and toes, right? But if mathematics are the language of the universe (hence God), why does the decimal system suck so bad at expressing universal mathematical laws? My guess is that God has pi fingers and toes, since so much of classical geometry and even funky numericals (like the prolate system) are heavily underpinned by pi.

What say you, getbig brain-trust?
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2013, 04:24:11 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on November 21, 2013, 04:19:04 AM
(Takes deep toke)

So, if we are made in God's image, He must have ten fingers and toes, right? But if mathematics are the language of the universe (hence God), why does the decimal system suck so bad at expressing universal mathematical laws? My guess is that God has pi fingers and toes, since so much of classical geometry and even funky numericals (like the prolate system) are heavily underpinned by pi.

What say you, getbig brain-trust?

I would be more interested in gods reproductive organs....

NN
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2013, 04:29:23 AM »
Better question... why did the bible state "Let us make man in OUR image" who were they?
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2013, 04:30:13 AM »
God must have a very large cock.  That would explain why he has fucked every one good and proper. ;D
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2013, 04:40:17 AM »
Quote from: E-Kul on November 21, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
God must have a very large cock.  That would explain why he has fucked every one good and proper. ;D
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2013, 11:01:32 AM »
Which God there are maybe 7 or 8.
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2013, 01:34:18 PM »
 :D ;D
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2013, 02:19:14 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on November 21, 2013, 11:01:32 AM
Which God there are maybe 7 or 8.

No, much more +3000 "gods", book with all gods named exist  :D
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2013, 02:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Teutonic Knight on November 21, 2013, 02:19:14 PM
No, much more +3000 "gods", book with all gods named exist  :D
This is what I am talking about, they say to pray to god but which one?
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2013, 06:30:17 PM »
Toes?-?in intergalactic Eternity??  Yeah..
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2013, 06:39:07 PM »
Quote from: NordicNerd on November 21, 2013, 04:24:11 AM
I would be more interested in gods reproductive organs....

NN


Outed, fag.
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2013, 11:27:48 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on November 21, 2013, 06:39:07 PM

Outed, fag.

You lack imagination. I would not only be a fag, but also a god-o-phile....


NN
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2013, 11:37:17 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on November 21, 2013, 04:19:04 AM
(Takes deep toke)

So, if we are made in God's image, He must have ten fingers and toes, right? But if mathematics are the language of the universe (hence God), why does the decimal system suck so bad at expressing universal mathematical laws? My guess is that God has pi fingers and toes, since so much of classical geometry and even funky numericals (like the prolate system) are heavily underpinned by pi.

What say you, getbig brain-trust?

God has infinitely many fingers and they are around your throat, and everyone's throat.
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2013, 03:36:47 AM »
3: 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2013, 04:08:01 AM »
Quote from: Gonuclear on November 21, 2013, 11:37:17 PM
God has infinitely many fingers and they are around your throat, and everyone's throat.

Countably infinitely many? Or uncountably infinitely many?
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2013, 04:13:35 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on November 21, 2013, 04:19:04 AM
(Takes deep toke)

So, if we are made in God's image, He must have ten fingers and toes, right? But if mathematics are the language of the universe (hence God), why does the decimal system suck so bad at expressing universal mathematical laws? My guess is that God has pi fingers and toes, since so much of classical geometry and even funky numericals (like the prolate system) are heavily underpinned by pi.

What say you, getbig brain-trust?


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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2013, 04:21:16 AM »
Quote from: avxo on November 22, 2013, 04:08:01 AM
Countably infinitely many? Or uncountably infinitely many?

Uncountably infinitely many, and I would not even try to guess which cardinal applies, but it would have to be a strongly inaccessible one.
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2013, 06:45:37 AM »
Quote from: NordicNerd on November 21, 2013, 11:27:48 PM
You lack imagination. I would not only be a fag, but also a god-o-phile....


NN

Good point.  Outed, godophile.
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Re: How many fingers does God have?
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2013, 07:02:55 AM »
Let me ask him.  Give me a second while I go into deep prayer to feel Jesus


Ok, I felt Jesus and he said "He diez dedos y dos pulgares, ahora puedo volver a la limpieza de los baņos y por favor dejar de tocar mi culo?
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