hahah you have a desk "job" you fagget
Only for a few hours on monday morning. But go ahead and waste that masculine energy on a paper towel when you could use it to meet a girl.
Not going to bash on anybody's job but if your doing the work an illegal should be doing, maybe it's because you lack the time, energy, and motivation you've been using looking at hours of porn. Missing chances with girl's and sitting at home when you should be out socializing.
Make gay jokes because your too afraid to admit your a chronic masterbator. While 13 yr old boys are jerking themselves off a real man has a women to satisfy his desires. Go ahead and be a lifeless fistfucker drained all day everyday, lifeless all day everyday, all that energy wasted from your mind and body.