Have you ever seen/heard something and thought Get Big Instantly?

[NelsonMuntz]

happened to me the other night working at a school.

I went outside back for air and saw a white van coming along the street slowly. I instantly burst into laughter and blurted out to myself "Basile on Get Big" which made me laugh even more.

Anyone else go through this in real life?

[Nomad]

every once in a while in the gym when im curling and flexing bis and I notice some girl checking me out.

"Oh yea, once I get 17" guns I'll get all the ladies."

[NelsonMuntz]

every once in a while in the gym when im curling and flexing bis and I notice some girl checking me out.

"Oh yea, once I get 17" guns I'll get all the ladies."

I saw a health store near my neighborhood recently that was all about bee products and you know who I thought of instantly

[TheShape]

Every-time I see a clearly juiced man-let in the gym I always think of this:

[The Showstoppa]

I've used haha, oh brother irl many times. 

[NelsonMuntz]

I've used haha, oh brother irl many times. 

Me its always "it's only gay if you ain't getting paid" whenever the typical guy talk turns to gay accusations

[Nomad]

Me its always "it's only gay if you ain't getting paid" whenever the typical guy talk turns to gay accusations

I drop that line "aint gay if you get paid" all the time as a joke.

[Thin Lizzy]

Whenever I see a fat slob, I get the urge to say, "Your lack of discipline is sickening!"

[booty]

I called a guy a twink and he asked me what a twink was. I laughed. I am mean like this. 

[arce1988]

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