They're so fine that I can't go short like the swarthier races or it'll look obviously manscaped, baldish, and weird. Yet they're unruly and head off in all directions if left long, so depending on which direction the wind is blowing I'll either look like Cardio Gandalf or, if there's a downdraft, Fitness Droopydog.
I really feel that my eyebrows are holding me back.