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Long assed eyebrow hairs
« on: November 23, 2013, 07:32:26 PM »
Are you supposed to pull these mutant things out?  Use little scissors that you can't fit your fingers into to trim them down one at a time (mission impossible)?  I do a little of each, probably not enough, but my brows are about 1/3 blonde and very fine, so I'm afraid to over do it and look like that kid in Powder. 

Or do you just rock the Manly Wizard look and do nothing?



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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2013, 07:37:22 PM »
mine doesn't seem to grow much i rarely have to do something in them, just sometimes in between them I pull out with tweezers

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2013, 07:38:18 PM »
I have several wizardly powers.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2013, 07:44:17 PM »
Mustache wax them up into the eyebrows of satan!
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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2013, 08:05:15 PM »
They're so fine that I can't go short like the swarthier races or it'll look obviously manscaped, baldish, and weird.  Yet they're unruly and head off in all directions if left long, so depending on which direction the wind is blowing I'll either look like Cardio Gandalf or, if there's a downdraft, Fitness Droopydog.

I really feel that my eyebrows are holding me back.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2013, 08:12:19 PM »
My trimmer has an eyebrow attachment.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2013, 08:12:47 PM »
Trim them

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2013, 08:15:48 PM »
go to a salon. check out some broads.

look pretty. ... grooming is necessary.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2013, 08:16:17 PM »
They're so fine that I can't go short like the swarthier races

I really feel that my eyebrows are holding me back.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2013, 08:17:21 PM »
China lady does mines for 6 bucks

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2013, 08:17:47 PM »
My trimmer has an eyebrow attachment.

I hesitate to use power tools.  This doesn't give them a weird look?  You just buzz them to a set length?

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2013, 08:28:34 PM »
Trim them

One by one, scissor & comb, or petrol powered shears?  My worry is being too aggressive and come out looking unnatural.  Chicks get a little latitude if they over do it but a guy would look like an instant fruitcake, you know?

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2013, 09:14:41 PM »
I hesitate to use power tools.  This doesn't give them a weird look?  You just buzz them to a set length?

My wife hasn't divorced me yet, but that might be because I don't have any women trying to get me to cheat on her.

Here's a pic, I think they look pretty sharp.


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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2013, 09:24:37 PM »
Women like and prefer men with thick eyebrows, it's a signal of high testosterone levels. Men with thicker eyebrows were more sufficient hunters because there eyebrows would act as "baskets" for particles in the air or basic sticks and leaves falling off of trees.
better hunter- better chance for her survivals offspring.

there are alot of things guys think women find attractive that really have no proof in the real world whatsoever. Every guy trains the hell out of his biceps, how many guys train their glutes hard? from a biological perspective it is the single most attractive muscle to women. a man with big glutes posses higher thrusting power- which means a higher chance of impregnating her.

notice I said thick, not out of control and bushy. Go to a woman's beauty salon and have them do it but advise her that you want to keep them on the thicker side
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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2013, 09:39:28 PM »

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2013, 09:48:00 PM »
Women like and prefer men with thick eyebrows, it's a signal of high testosterone levels. Men with thicker eyebrows were more sufficient hunters because there eyebrows would act as "baskets" for particles in the air or basic sticks and leaves falling off of trees.
better hunter- better chance for her survivals offspring.

there are alot of things guys think women find attractive that really have no proof in the real world whatsoever. Every guy trains the hell out of his biceps, how many guys train their glutes hard? from a biological perspective it is the single most attractive muscle to women. a man with big glutes posses higher thrusting power- which means a higher chance of impregnating her.

notice I said thick, not out of control and bushy. Go to a woman's beauty salon and have them do it but advise her that you want to keep them on the thicker side

ummm, NO.
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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2013, 09:57:58 PM »
 :D ;D

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2013, 11:24:52 PM »
Lay off the gh.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2013, 11:46:01 PM »
I am wondering if I should darken my dark blond brows to a darker brown. It would make them look thicker

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2013, 12:28:11 AM »
My wife always compares me to this guy:





BTW: My barber always offers to trim them. Haven't taken him up on that offer yet. I like the wild look. ;D

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2013, 12:31:25 AM »
Sean Connery never trimmed his.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2013, 07:13:56 AM »
I get my trimmed when I get a haircut. I do pull the long ones, when I get them, with tweezers. Men who groom themselves regularly make more money. Get paid.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2013, 07:18:13 AM »
ummm, NO.

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Re: Long assed eyebrow hairs
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2013, 07:19:37 AM »
ummm, NO.

says the fitness chick, we all know you chicks are normal ::) I'm sure Collin ferrel and chris pine are  are really hurting for female  attention ::)

women like thick,dark, clean eyebrows. The only exception is if she's black...or a make up artist. It's  a masculine quality.
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