Kidney Stones - worst pain in my life

[OneMoreRep]

Anyone else ever have one of these SOBs! Worst pain I have ever experienced in my life bar none! Ive been trying to pass a 4mm stone for 2 weeks now and go back to the docs tomorrow for more MRIs and tests. These little bastards just laugh at Vicodin!  

Go to a urologist.

While at home, drink 2 liters of water per day (throughout the day of course) and it could help to flush those stones out.

Take both Advil and Tylenol (They work on different pathways and can be taken concurrently). With Tylenol, stay under 4 grams per day. With Advil, stay under 3200mg per day.

If you live in Europe or Mexico, go to your local pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for some Flomax (or any other alpha blocker) that can help relax & dilate the tubes (ureters) that transport urine from your kidneys to your bladder, which can then lead to the expulsion of the stone(s).

If the three options above fail to provide you with any relief, log out of GetBig.com and go to your local emergency room.

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[arce1988]

 OMR is great

[The Showstoppa]

Go to a urologist.

While at home, drink 2 liters of water per day (throughout the day of course) and it could help to flush those stones out.

Take both Advil and Tylenol (They work on different pathways and can be taken concurrently). With Tylenol, stay under 4 grams per day. With Advil, stay under 3200mg per day.

If you live in Europe or Mexico, go to your local pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for some Flomax (or any other alpha blocker) that can help relax & dilate the tubes (ureters) that transport urine from your kidneys to your bladder, which can then lead to the expulsion of the stone(s).

If the three options above fail to provide you with any relief, log out of GetBig.com and go to your local emergency room.

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Pffffft.  My advices was better. 

[Knooger]

When the pain gets bad enough I have actually dry heaved a few times even after 2 Vicodin

I needed a shower before I called 911 and puked while I was washing my fetid stench away.

[OneMoreRep]

Pffffft.  My advices was better. 

No argument here sir. I concur with this advice in particular:

Maybe you could just blow the stone out.  Tell her you read on the internets that a great bj was the best cure.  And that if the first one doesnt work, repeat every day.   

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[bradistani]

omr always with the excellent advices. top fella 

[38-26-40]

I've had them twice  sorry you're going through it. Sucks!

Both times the doctors told me that "it's the WORST pain a human can endure"

Worse than labor, gun shot, hit by bus, etc.....WORST

[65stew]

I've had them several times. I found that it works best to get a prescription muscle relaxer instead of a pain killer. The muscle relaxer allows the stone to pass through, the pain killer just dulls the pain for about 15 minutes but doesn't relax you enough to help you pass the stone.

[arce1988]

 

[Disgusted]

Two weeks ago and it didn't pass. 30 minutes of pain!!!!

[Red Hook]

this is pretty helpful

[Novena]

Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy can break up those stones.  What is generally unknown by the lay public is that the shockwave is like taking a punch from a heavyweight boxer.

[Karl Kox]

Anyone else ever have one of these SOBs! Worst pain I have ever experienced in my life bar none! Ive been trying to pass a 4mm stone for 2 weeks now and go back to the docs tomorrow for more MRIs and tests. These little bastards just laugh at Vicodin! 

I have had two. I passed them like a man.....and cried like a baby.

[Lord Humungous]

Go to a urologist.

While at home, drink 2 liters of water per day (throughout the day of course) and it could help to flush those stones out.

Take both Advil and Tylenol (They work on different pathways and can be taken concurrently). With Tylenol, stay under 4 grams per day. With Advil, stay under 3200mg per day.

If you live in Europe or Mexico, go to your local pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for some Flomax (or any other alpha blocker) that can help relax & dilate the tubes (ureters) that transport urine from your kidneys to your bladder, which can then lead to the expulsion of the stone(s).

If the three options above fail to provide you with any relief, log out of GetBig.com and go to your local emergency room.

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Solid Rep! This has been my plan from the get go after my first trip to the ER. I see the Urologist today at 3. Being the day before thanksgiving my guess is he will say "yup you have a 4mm stone, lets schedule you to come back next week from some shock waves to break it down." I might go Tyson on him and bite his ear off at this point.

[Lord Humungous]

Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy can break up those stones.  What is generally unknown by the lay public is that the shockwave is like taking a punch from a heavyweight boxer.

Im hoping this is the route he will go, the idea of having someone go through my pecker to get this little bastard isn't so appealing!

[Marty Champions]

When the pain gets bad enough I have actually dry heaved a few times even after 2 Vicodin

dude get off the fuckin meat man, have you even thought about it?

[Lord Humungous]

I have had two. I passed them like a man.....and cried like a baby.

Im glad my wife didn't film me rolling around on the floor groaning or crawling to the shitter on my hands and knees to blow chunks.

[Lord Humungous]

dude get off the fuckin meat man, have you even thought about it?

I don't eat that much red meat falcon, mostly fish and chicken and some lean pork. Perhaps you could bust this little bastard up with some of those reptilian thermal sound waves from your flying saucer or some loud Jethro Tull? 

[Victor VonDoom]

Kidney stones are worse than natural childbirth!  Ask any physician or nurse. 

Doom pities you.

[Marty Champions]

I don't eat that much red meat falcon, mostly fish and chicken and some lean pork. Perhaps you could bust this little bastard up with some of those reptilian thermal sound waves from your flying saucer or some loud Jethro Tull?  

lol bro i like your reasoning that some how its just red meat thats bad LOL its not just red meat its all meat WTF man

im on yourside but that reasoning is what i call conditioned reasoning, thinking its just the red meat

[OneMoreRep]

Solid Rep! This has been my plan from the get go after my first trip to the ER. I see the Urologist today at 3. Being the day before thanksgiving my guess is he will say "yup you have a 4mm stone, lets schedule you to come back next week from some shock waves to break it down." I might go Tyson on him and bite his ear off at this point.

If it ends up that way, at least you know you will definitely pass the stones. Shock wave therapy is better than having to go to surgery for removal of the stones.

Good luck with this and please let us know how you progress.

All my best!

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[The Italian Lifter]

If it ends up that way, at least you know you will definitely pass the stones. Shock wave therapy is better than having to go to surgery for removal of the stones.

Good luck with this and please let us know how you progress.

All my best!

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made 3 times the shock wave therapy, quite painful but the worst part is the gobal general pain/soreness for the following week.
Really a good method to get rid of the stones but in any case you still have to piss them, hence you'll have to give birth to them anyway.

[Mr. MB]

Had two. Small but painful. Doc has me pee thru a strainer to catch them for confirmation. In both cass I could feel them move thru me….ughh! Both times they moved to the bladder for a brief respite…then on down and out. Double oww. If I did not pass them Doc was going to do the sonic wave blast to break them up.

Then once I passed a prostate stone. A brief amazing climax followed by pain and blood. Wife said "ain't me" That one sent me to urologist next morning. The exam to make sure I did not have a bladder or prostate tumor was the worst. They shove a ubber mini camera up your manhood and look around. My instructions were to jack off when I got home to see if I still was bleeding. Now how the fuck can you do that when you had pain and blood the night before? "Hey baby do you love me? I need a favor. Take off your clothes and come in here and take care of your man."

[Rami]

stop abusing wrongful foods, do you even eat lemons?

[littledumbells]

Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy can break up those stones.  What is generally unknown by the lay public is that the shockwave is like taking a punch from a heavyweight boxer.

   Had that done in the mid 80's. Not really as bad as a punch from Tyson. I did have 3 tiny bruises where i assume the beam was focused.