Kidney Stones - worst pain in my life

[Marty Champions]

holy fuck garantee the dude on the right shits once every 3 days, drinks zero water only hard liquor and alot of foods

[Mr Nobody]

Falcon has always controlled minds here, old fucks as Basile trying to uproot real facts living off a Mr Canada 1970 wtf? Still listens to Elvis music.

[Marty Champions]

Falcon has always controlled minds here, old fucks as Basile trying to uproot real facts living off a Mr Canada 1970 wtf? Still listen to Elvis music.

BASS-ILL

its an issue he cant adress, he is cursed by his own last name. some can use there last name as a blessing some lose the battle and end up being cursed by it

i wonder what it is like to be a BASS-ILL person. he must be miserable. this is why i want to help him

[Costanza]

BASS-ILL

its an issue he cant adress, he is cursed by his own last name. some can use there last name as a blessing some lose the battle and end up being cursed by it

i wonder what it is like to be a BASS-ILL person. he must be miserable. this is why i want to help him

BasIll is a miserable, bitter old man who should be enjoy his 'twilight' years but instead lingers around here be negative, contributing nothing and you're still trying to help him.

[funk51]

That's what that guy feels like when it starts moving!

:)pic is of my second stone.

[Marty Champions]

BasIll is a miserable, bitter old man who should be enjoy his 'twilight' years but instead lingers around here be negative, contributing nothing and you're still trying to help him.

Quote from: Vince Basile on Today at 05:58:22 AM
Give me a break. No one is obligated to do what you say. People come here for a laugh and to find out about who wins the major titles. As a philosopher of science I do my duty to point out false theories and nonsense when I see it. Wiggs comes up with rubbish time after time. Falcon sounds like a crackpot. That is a fact. I don't have to discuss serious issues because this is a bodybuilding forum. It is not a philosophy forum.

he claims to be a philosipher of science but when you try to discuss something that requires thought he says "I DONT HAVE TO DISCUSS SERIOUS ISSUES"



this remindes me of my cousin that i hated so much because you could never get him to do anything like play sports, even if you beat the shit out of him he would just cry and be a baby for hours even after you apoligized

you cant get BASS-ILL to do anything he just runs his mouth, it hasnt even dawned on him what his last name even means

[TrueGrit]

Both dead now

[Tito24]

Both dead now

lol

[Oly15]

If you want to dissolve them start taking nettle leaf and dont stop taking it.

[nosbp2]

as usual no one giving any useful advice besides see a doc and take your meds 

get off meat blablabla, nice advice the best one , it will really help him at this very moment

[BIG ACH]

Lay off the Robitussin - known ingredient to cause kidney stones!

[ESFitness]

funny story..


about 4years ago i'd been having low back pain for a week. I thought I hurt a disk.

well, one Monday just before leaving for the gym, I take a piss.. I didn't have all the lights on and I could've swore my piss looked super dark, maybe it was the shadows or something.. oh well, I thought and went on my way.

I couldn't tell if my back was really hurt or what, since the pain was in the top of my glutes-area.. not realy the lumbar.

so I decide i'm gonna squat normal and if it's my lumbar/disc, well, i'll find out finally cuz it'll just fold me over.

so I hit 225 easy.. 315 easy.. 405 easy.. then I figure, well, no back pain, everything feels solid, and I decide to hit 530 or so for 5. piece of cake. I figure, well, it's not my back, because that would've folded me over.

so I go to take a piss, and i'll be goddamned if my piss didn't look like watered down ketchup!!!  OOOOOooooK.... now that's not right. so I head to the hospital and tell the nurse "I think there's something wrong with me"... and explain I think my piss is a little dark. I'm thinking "holy fuck, my kidneys are failing.. years of trenbolone has finally caught up with me"... so I give them a urin sample and it comes out looking like a orange/red jello-cup.. and the nurse says "oh my god.. yea, that's a LOT of blood"... I ask her what the fuck do you mean? ... then she says "oh,it's probably just a kidney stone".

Oh.... ok. the kidney stones had been traveling through the tubes and tearing up the lining and shit, causing bleeding.

they gave me a mesh-funnel to piss in to catch the stone and told me to drink 2 gals of water and i'll probably be up all night till it passes and i'll probably experience the worst pain of my life... so everytime I go to piss (which was like 12x that night)... i'm sitting down like a woman in anticipation of the "extreme pain"... well, finally by 5am, I take the last piss and look down in the funnel and see a little thing that looks like a piece of lint, and I go to take it out and shit!... it's the stone... id didn't even feel the goddamn thing!  apparently i'd been pissing these things out for a couple days and had no idea.

then they did an MRI and saw a bunch of small stones.

gave me 3 options, 1 ultrasound, 2 cut me open from behind and take them out, or 3 go in with a tube through my cock and use a camera and claw to get them... #3 was the most painless they said.

BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!!

waking up from that surgery was the WORST pain I've ever had in my life.

8mg diluaid and 80mg of Morphine and I was STILL in pain. (8mg of diluaid is a HUGE amount)...AND they left a Stent in my urethra to prevent it from swelling shut, and I was supposed to go back in and have it removed 10 days later... so for 10days, every time I took a step, it felt like somebody was wacking my nuts with a tennis racket (best way I can describe it)... then they made a mistake in scheduling and the stent stayed in 3 days LONGer than it was supposed to and the stent started to heal INTO the tubing/urethera it was in... and to take it out they shove what looks like a bent coat hanger down the hold in my cock to pull and pull and pull till it came out. with NO FUCKING PAIN MEDS or Sedation.

NEVER EVER EVER doing that shit again... they'll have to cut me open.

[Man of Steel]

I've had a salivary gland stone pass that hurt like a son of a .......

[Big Chiro Flex]

I've had a salivary gland stone pass that hurt like a son of a .......

I took a massive dumpage yesterday that was not very comfortable.

[Man of Steel]

I took a massive dumpage yesterday that was not very comfortable.

I passed a turd longer than Gandalf's staff a couple days back.

[Big Chiro Flex]

I passed a turd longer than Gandalf's staff a couple days back.

I've had one that flicked the bottom of my sack as I High-centered it in the bowl. It's like it was high-fiving me for my superior performance and production of this great monstocity.

[Man of Steel]

I've had one that flicked the bottom of my sack as I High-centered it in the bowl. It's like it was high-fiving me for my superior performance and production of this great monstocity.

I have an occasional turd I've affectionately called "Captain Hook".  This one starts way down in the hole of the toilet comes straight up out of the water and then curves back down halfway the long side of the primary trunk.

[arce1988]

about 4years ago i'd been having low back pain for a week. I thought I hurt a disk.

well, one Monday just before leaving for the gym, I take a piss.. I didn't have all the lights on and I could've swore my piss looked super dark, maybe it was the shadows or something.. oh well, I thought and went on my way.

I couldn't tell if my back was really hurt or what, since the pain was in the top of my glutes-area.. not realy the lumbar.

so I decide i'm gonna squat normal and if it's my lumbar/disc, well, i'll find out finally cuz it'll just fold me over.

so I hit 225 easy.. 315 easy.. 405 easy.. then I figure, well, no back pain, everything feels solid, and I decide to hit 530 or so for 5. piece of cake. I figure, well, it's not my back, because that would've folded me over.

^

this is almost the same way it happened to me ES!


back had been killing me, but I did NOT injure it. rested it for a week... then the pain came back... then did it again... and same thing... finally, I go to my doctor... he tells me it may be kidney stones and or infection... anti biotics and gallons of liquids... thought I was finally better, and then the pain started back again... this time I go to the ER, and they do every test on me... they tell me that I am good to go and that I may have already passed these damn things... today I am finally feeling good... but damn... that pain in my low right back is the worst of my life... I blew out both knees, etc   many broken bones, surgeries from hell... and NOT one thing hurt me like this shit hurt my low right back. It was pain all in one small place. I was not able to breathe right... the smallest breath and my back would spasm and feel like I was being stabbed with a sword... horrible... I am NOT able to put in to words, how much this hurt.

[arce1988]

my kidney stones were giving me horrific pain between my L5 and S1

[TrueGrit]

my kidney stones were giving me horrific pain between my L5 and S1

That butt PIC makes me think of tbombz. That's ironmeister.

[Marty Champions]

funny story..


about 4years ago i'd been having low back pain for a week. I thought I hurt a disk.

well, one Monday just before leaving for the gym, I take a piss.. I didn't have all the lights on and I could've swore my piss looked super dark, maybe it was the shadows or something.. oh well, I thought and went on my way.

I couldn't tell if my back was really hurt or what, since the pain was in the top of my glutes-area.. not realy the lumbar.

so I decide i'm gonna squat normal and if it's my lumbar/disc, well, i'll find out finally cuz it'll just fold me over.

so I hit 225 easy.. 315 easy.. 405 easy.. then I figure, well, no back pain, everything feels solid, and I decide to hit 530 or so for 5. piece of cake. I figure, well, it's not my back, because that would've folded me over.

so I go to take a piss, and i'll be goddamned if my piss didn't look like watered down ketchup!!!  OOOOOooooK.... now that's not right. so I head to the hospital and tell the nurse "I think there's something wrong with me"... and explain I think my piss is a little dark. I'm thinking "holy fuck, my kidneys are failing.. years of trenbolone has finally caught up with me"... so I give them a urin sample and it comes out looking like a orange/red jello-cup.. and the nurse says "oh my god.. yea, that's a LOT of blood"... I ask her what the fuck do you mean? ... then she says "oh,it's probably just a kidney stone".

Oh.... ok. the kidney stones had been traveling through the tubes and tearing up the lining and shit, causing bleeding.

they gave me a mesh-funnel to piss in to catch the stone and told me to drink 2 gals of water and i'll probably be up all night till it passes and i'll probably experience the worst pain of my life... so everytime I go to piss (which was like 12x that night)... i'm sitting down like a woman in anticipation of the "extreme pain"... well, finally by 5am, I take the last piss and look down in the funnel and see a little thing that looks like a piece of lint, and I go to take it out and shit!... it's the stone... id didn't even feel the goddamn thing!  apparently i'd been pissing these things out for a couple days and had no idea.

then they did an MRI and saw a bunch of small stones.

gave me 3 options, 1 ultrasound, 2 cut me open from behind and take them out, or 3 go in with a tube through my cock and use a camera and claw to get them... #3 was the most painless they said.

BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!!

waking up from that surgery was the WORST pain I've ever had in my life.

8mg diluaid and 80mg of Morphine and I was STILL in pain. (8mg of diluaid is a HUGE amount)...AND they left a Stent in my urethra to prevent it from swelling shut, and I was supposed to go back in and have it removed 10 days later... so for 10days, every time I took a step, it felt like somebody was wacking my nuts with a tennis racket (best way I can describe it)... then they made a mistake in scheduling and the stent stayed in 3 days LONGer than it was supposed to and the stent started to heal INTO the tubing/urethera it was in... and to take it out they shove what looks like a bent coat hanger down the hold in my cock to pull and pull and pull till it came out. with NO FUCKING PAIN MEDS or Sedation.

NEVER EVER EVER doing that shit again... they'll have to cut me open.

damn man seek advice of a pro-fish-anal

[Mr Nobody]

A tad pole comes from frog eggs then gets water and sun eats a few plants then becomes a frog and the cycle continues.

[TrueGrit]

[Marty Champions]

i think its safe to say if you are passing kidney stones then you are doing everything wrong in terms of taking care of your body

[ESFitness]

it wasn't so much the kidney stones that hurt.. I could deal with that, but the arthroscopic surgery they did going up the tube in my cock to my kidneys that was painfull beyond words.

took 8 fucking mg's of Dilaludid and 80mgs of morphine before i was 'comfortable'.

3mg's of dilaludid alone would normally have my high as a fucking kite when i had pancreatitis.

in order of pain...

1- kidney stone surgery after-effects
2- pancreatitis
3- after-effects of cutting off part of my finger (the days/weeks after.. at the time i didn't feel anything)
4- laser surgery to repair torn/partially detached retina (like a red hot laser beam in your eye)
5- kidney stones