All Jokes Aside, Fanny Packs Are Actually Pretty Handy

[MisterMagoo]

i'm minimalist. this is my wallet:



i have one key with no keychain. all of my membership cards are scanned and saved into my google wallet account. fewer things i need to carry around the better, IMO.

[Pray_4_War]

OP, women tell me that purses are very handy as well.  You should try one of those.

[The Italian Lifter]

You should have been embarrassed then too.

i know i know, quitting the fanny pack was harder than stop smoking mate

[cart@@n]

It's a conspiration to keep men from carrying stuff around.
The rulers of the fashion  industry have determined that Funny Packs are ridiculous, Purses are sissy, and so on.
Being prepared and independent is a manly trait, so prepared men will become outcasts being labeled as weirdos or effeminates for carrying utilities in a purse like object.

[HockeyFightFan]

It's a conspiration to keep men from carrying stuff around.
The rulers of the fashion  industry have determined that Funny Packs are ridiculous, Purses are sissy, and so on.
Being prepared and independent is a manly trait, so prepared men will become outcasts being labeled as weirdos or effeminates for carrying utilities in a purse like object.

LOL at "rulers of the fashion industry".

Gayer than reading Cosmo to learn about women

[phil mcgroin]

Back in the day they were very convienient, but went yhe way of the moped.Every peo had there nubain in it

[Slik]

If u r a budiness owner the r invaluable cuz all the shit u gotta carry n keep track of but I too have bowed to peer pressure n don't use anymore. Most useful invention of last 50 years

[anabolichalo]

[ESFitness]

Back in the day they were very convienient, but went yhe way of the moped.Every peo had there nubain in it

very true. gotta glance in milo's a couple times. lol

[ESFitness]

Best $7.95 I ever spent.

I actually spend some xmas money on one of those as well... and a macho man do-rag.

[ESFitness]

I actually wear a "Spi-Belt" (google it) for my phone when I train.

I don't like those belt-clip phone cases, since I have a hybrid rubber/plastic case, it won't fit in a belt clip thing..... and there's no way those phone case arm bands are gonna fit.. and i'm not gonna wear the arm band on my wrist. lol.

it's freakin perfect. it's like an elastic belt/strap, with a zippered spandex-like pouch for my phone.. since I play my music on my phone (my phone is big, I hate the tiny ipod screens).

prevents me from crushing my phone in my pocket with dumbells, or smashing it when doing pulldowns.. or doing shrugs or whatever.

I used to have to put my phone inside the front of my underwear band when doing certain movements, or twisting my pants 90degrees to the side when doing power shrugs or deadlifts, so the phone wouldn't be on my thigh and in the way.

got it from an ex gf who was an engineer for the company. freakin thing costs like 25$.. i'd never pay that much for it myself... but as a gift, it's ok.

[Pray_4_War]

OP- "I don't want to sound like a queer or nuthin' but I think unicorns are kick ass."

[ProudVirgin69]

I actually wear a "Spi-Belt" (google it) for my phone when I train.

I don't like those belt-clip phone cases, since I have a hybrid rubber/plastic case, it won't fit in a belt clip thing..... and there's no way those phone case arm bands are gonna fit.. and i'm not gonna wear the arm band on my wrist. lol.

it's freakin perfect. it's like an elastic belt/strap, with a zippered spandex-like pouch for my phone.. since I play my music on my phone (my phone is big, I hate the tiny ipod screens).

prevents me from crushing my phone in my pocket with dumbells, or smashing it when doing pulldowns.. or doing shrugs or whatever.

I used to have to put my phone inside the front of my underwear band when doing certain movements, or twisting my pants 90degrees to the side when doing power shrugs or deadlifts, so the phone wouldn't be on my thigh and in the way.

got it from an ex gf who was an engineer for the company. freakin thing costs like 25$.. i'd never pay that much for it myself... but as a gift, it's ok.

"Small personal item" belt--sounds like a fanny pack for the new millennium. 

Most importantly, do you wear it to your front, side, or behind you?

[_aj_]

I actually wear a "Spi-Belt" (google it) for my phone when I train.

I don't like those belt-clip phone cases, since I have a hybrid rubber/plastic case, it won't fit in a belt clip thing..... and there's no way those phone case arm bands are gonna fit.. and i'm not gonna wear the arm band on my wrist. lol.

it's freakin perfect. it's like an elastic belt/strap, with a zippered spandex-like pouch for my phone.. since I play my music on my phone (my phone is big, I hate the tiny ipod screens).

prevents me from crushing my phone in my pocket with dumbells, or smashing it when doing pulldowns.. or doing shrugs or whatever.

I used to have to put my phone inside the front of my underwear band when doing certain movements, or twisting my pants 90degrees to the side when doing power shrugs or deadlifts, so the phone wouldn't be on my thigh and in the way.

got it from an ex gf who was an engineer for the company. freakin thing costs like 25$.. i'd never pay that much for it myself... but as a gift, it's ok.

I think I could jam my Seecamp .32 in a Spi-Belt.

[ProudVirgin69]

Let's get specific here for our fellow bros: do you wear the pack in front, back, or a side; which models are least homosexual; can we see some links?

Syntaxmachine getting to the bottom of the situation

[oldtimer1]

Do you fags, I mean guys carry pocket books and call them a European carryall?

[240 is Back]

i wish men could use purses.   I've always thought it'd be a great surprise on a bad guy to be able to fire a piece from inside purse. 

[dr.chimps]

i wish men could use purses.   I've always thought it'd be a great surprise on a bad guy to be able to fire a piece from inside purse. 

Murse piece?

[RUDE BUOY]

i wish men could use purses.   I've always thought it'd be a great surprise on a bad guy to be able to fire a piece from inside purse. 

outed .... hardcore but outed

[Mr Nobody]

[Rambone]

"Piss clams" "assy nipples" "sand baskets"

Hahaha