All Jokes Aside, Fanny Packs Are Actually Pretty Handy

[ProudVirgin69]

Dug my vintage Jansport out and wore it around town today.  Man these things are awesome!

It's easily accessible, virtually impervious to theft, and once it's fastened around your hips you forget it's there.  But enough about your mother

Room for keys, sunglasses, wallet, couple condoms, phone, and a small pistol if you're so inclined.  Plus you can put roids in it, go to the gym, and hustle the gear from your fanny pack in between sets.


I know I'm not the only one fond of fanny packs...... let's hear YOUR experiences

[Novena]

I have never once made use of a "fanny pack" or worn zubaz trousers.

[ProudVirgin69]

I have never once made use of a "fanny pack" or worn zubaz trousers.

I can't speak on zubaz personally, but otherwise you're missing out big time, brother.

Hop on the fanny-wagon and let the good times roll

[Nick II]

Wife bought me a Gucci one. Never put shit in it

[shrek]

Be a man and at least wear this instead

[The Italian Lifter]

Dug my vintage Jansport out and wore it around town today.  Man these things are awesome!

It's easily accessible, virtually impervious to theft, and once it's fastened around your hips you forget it's there.  But enough about your mother

Room for keys, sunglasses, wallet, couple condoms, phone, and a small pistol if you're so inclined.  Plus you can put roids in it, go to the gym, and hustle the gear from your fanny pack in between sets.


I know I'm not the only one fond of fanny packs...... let's hear YOUR experiences

awesome thing, unbeatable, but i'm too embarassed to wear one since 1999 

[_aj_]

Be a man and at least wear this instead

Fanny packs and man purses designed for guns are so obvious. It's like my 5.11 "Tactical" (oh, brother) vest that just screams "shoot me first."

[Rambone]

Best $7.95 I ever spent.

[The Showstoppa]

Best $7.95 I ever spent.

Nice.  Did you tie tassels around your biceps too?

[Rambone]

Nice.  Did you tie tassels around your biceps too?

I tried to, but they slid right off my 12 inch pipe cleaners, so now I just wear the warrior face paint when I have it on. It's great for picking up chicks. Like Arnold said, "I just use my fanny pack as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street."

[The Showstoppa]

I tried to, but they slid right off my 12 inch pipe cleaners, so now I just wear the warrior face paint when I have it on. Like Arnold said, "I just use my fanny pack as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street."

In all seriousness I knew a young guy at the gym yrs ago. He was an art student and wore tie dyed tank tops to the gym.  He had cut the straps into strips that looked like tassels. Nice kid but made fun of constantly.  And he read getbig.  Had no idea who I was.   

[Rambone]

In all seriousness I knew a young guy at the gym yrs ago. He was an art student and wore tie dyed tank tops to the gym.  He had cut the straps into strips that looked like tassels. Nice kid but made fun of constantly.  And he read getbig.  Had no idea who I was.  

You need an insanely massive build to pull off the tassel look.

[HockeyFightFan]

Dug my vintage Jansport out and wore it around town today.  Man these things are awesome!

It's easily accessible, virtually impervious to theft, and once it's fastened around your hips you forget it's there.  But enough about your mother

Room for keys, sunglasses, wallet, couple condoms, phone, and a small pistol if you're so inclined.  Plus you can put roids in it, go to the gym, and hustle the gear from your fanny pack in between sets.


I know I'm not the only one fond of fanny packs...... let's hear YOUR experiences

Fuck you and your wood paneling...

[ProudVirgin69]

Be a man and at least wear this instead

Nice, I saw Soul Crusher wearing one of those at the Spartan GoRuck last weekend.  Looked very "functional", much like his strength.

[El Diablo Blanco]

True story.  I was out at the club and saw a couple IFBB pros that I knew there.  Both wearing fanny packs.  We were talking and out of the blue one unzips his fanny pack and pulls out something wrapped in foil, about the size of a deck of cards.  I'm thinking it's hash, weed or something decent.  He then pulls out a piece of steak.  I'm like WTF!  He says he needs to get his protein in and then shows me he has two more steaks in his fanny pack.

[LurkerNoMore]

True story.  I was out at the club and saw a couple IFBB pros that I knew there.  Both wearing fanny packs.  We were talking and out of the blue one unzips his fanny pack and pulls out something wrapped in foil, about the size of a deck of cards.  I'm thinking it's hash, weed or something decent.  He then pulls out a piece of steak.  I'm like WTF!  He says he needs to get his protein in and then shows me he has two more steaks in his fanny pack.

I've seen black women keep left over chicken bones in their purses, so I guess anything is possible.

[RUDE BUOY]

fanny packito of peace 

[The Idol]

fanny packito of peace 

Fuck off dirtbag.

[HockeyFightFan]

Nice, I saw Soul Crusher wearing one of those at the Spartan GoRuck last weekend.  Looked very "functional", much like his strength.

It's all in the matching wristbands...

[RUDE BUOY]

Fuck off dirtbag.

hyper agresssive of peace

[tommywishbone]

Manny Pacquiao does not approve of your Fanny packquiao.

[Coach is Back!]

awesome thing, unbeatable, but i'm too embarassed to wear one since 1999 

This ^^^

[Grape Ape]

awesome thing, unbeatable, but i'm too embarassed to wear one since 1999 

You should have been embarrassed then too.

[King Shizzo]

Only a monumental idiot would carry steroids in a fanny pack. Which is why I wonder why they became popular in the first place? Can't find a locker, or training pants with pockets? Daisy duke jean shorts have pockets.

[Bones]

  LOL..funny thread. I had my wife buy me a little "fag bag". Perfect for my keys and my iphone which has all my music on it. I couldn't careless what anyone thinks...it works for me.