More Crossfit Brilliance

[Coach is Back!]

 


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/11/26/11/21/woman-topples-over-during-crossfit-weightlifting


I predict this cult-fad will be gone with in three years especially with "Obamacare". LOL!  So popular, people are catching on to it's stupidity. (There's an Obama joke in there someplace but this is neither the time nor the place)

[Irongrip400]

Snatch not clean, would not hit.

[Coach is Back!]

Snatch not clean, would not hit.

 

[arce1988]

 

[DroppingPlates]

I was reading 'topless'..

[booty]

That's an Aussie news link.

[DroppingPlates]

That's an Aussie news link.

But it's still Obama's fault, according to Coach..

[bradistani]

I was reading 'topless'..

yep, me too..

[Krankenstein]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/11/26/11/21/woman-topples-over-during-crossfit-weightlifting


I predict this cult-fad will be gone with in three years especially with "Obamacare". LOL!  So popular, people are catching on to it's stupidity. (There's an Obama joke in there someplace but this is neither the time nor the place)

Oh wow...Joe once again bashes Crossfit.    

I predict that you will still be butt-hurt in 3yrs.  Shall I once again post all the insane stupid shit regular trainers do? 

Yes, give me oiled up men in glittery thongs....SO MUCH better.

[DroppingPlates]

yep, me too..

Ya dirty fecker

[Coach is Back!]

Oh wow...Joe once again bashes Crossfit.    

I predict that you will still be butt-hurt in 3yrs.  Shall I once again post all the insane stupid shit regular trainers do? 

Yes, give me oiled up men in glittery thongs....SO MUCH better.

I don't need to bash it, it does that well on it's own.

[Krankenstein]

I don't need to bash it, it does that well on it's own.

Yes you do.  Why did you just lie?

[Pray_4_War]

I don't need to bash it, it does that well on it's own.

Quoted for truth.

Crossfit is retarded and queer and it's practitioners are retards and queers.

[viking1]

Had she worn compression socks and vibrams, she would have nailed her snatch.      Wait, What.....

[MisterMagoo]

I don't need to bash it, it does that well on it's own.

coach, i have to ask you honestly: have you ever truly looked into what crossfit is, or are you just finding the occasional article that reaffirms your preconceptions about it and mindlessly bleating them?

after all, there are SCADS of olympic lifters who, only the olympic PLATFORM, lost balance and dropped a bar on their head. here's one from the 2012 olympic games.

what you're doing is the equivalent of me showing a video of that kid getting stuck under a bench and calling for his mom and going "LOL BODYBUILDING IS STUPID" or, in the case of this particular video, showing a picture of a bodybuilder with a torn muscle and going "SEE BODYBUILDING IS DANGEROUS".

for someone who ostensibly coaches people for a living, your rigor and honesty in examining forms of exercise is... troubling.

[rooseveltdunn]

coach, i have to ask you honestly: have you ever truly looked into what crossfit is, or are you just finding the occasional article that reaffirms your preconceptions about it and mindlessly bleating them?

after all, there are SCADS of olympic lifters who, only the olympic PLATFORM, lost balance and dropped a bar on their head. here's one from the 2012 olympic games.

what you're doing is the equivalent of me showing a video of that kid getting stuck under a bench and calling for his mom and going "LOL BODYBUILDING IS STUPID" or, in the case of this particular video, showing a picture of a bodybuilder with a torn muscle and going "SEE BODYBUILDING IS DANGEROUS".

for someone who ostensibly coaches people for a living, your rigor and honesty in examining forms of exercise is... troubling.

Crossfit is stupid and medically dangerous, you just defend it because you are part of it. Modern day bodybuilding is stupid too but at its core Bodybuilding is a practice that has existed since ancient greece and has millenia of science to back it. The drugs came into the picture later on. Crossfit is basically the Zumba of weight lifting, pointless and dangerous work outs aimed to appease the ego and the wallets of the traines who run crossfit gyms. I actually spent time reading and researching cross fit and I rarely ever make up my mind without research. Crossfit is retarded.

[Krankenstein]

Crossfit is stupid and medically dangerous, you just defend it because you are part of it. Modern day bodybuilding is stupid too but at its core Bodybuilding is a practice that has existed since ancient greece and has millenia of science to back it. The drugs came into the picture later on. Crossfit is basically the Zumba of weight lifting, pointless and dangerous work outs aimed to appease the ego and the wallets of the traines who run crossfit gyms. I actually spent time reading and researching cross fit and I rarely ever make up my mind without research. Crossfit is retarded.

Medically dangerous....LOL.   Here we go again with some rhabdo bullshit drone.

Please tell us about this "research" rooster.     Bodybuilding (oh wait, 'modern bodybuilding') is aimed to appease the ego of those who do it, the wallets of the gym owners, gurus, trainers, supplement companies, magazine owners, drug dealers, drug manufacturers, etc, etc, etc

Dangerous workouts...really?  Are people dropping dead from them?  RUN TO THE HILLS!!!!!  Here comes a CF conditioning workout!!!

Love how you so easily dismiss the drug use in bodybuilding so quickly.  Have you researched WSM as well?  Ever look into that Rosie?

Don't worry...Joe will come back with some of his vague rhetoric.

[rooseveltdunn]

Medically dangerous....LOL.   Here we go again with some rhabdo bullshit drone.

Please tell us about this "research" rooster.     Bodybuilding (oh wait, 'modern bodybuilding') is aimed to appease the ego of those who do it, the wallets of the gym owners, gurus, trainers, supplement companies, magazine owners, drug dealers, drug manufacturers, etc, etc, etc

Dangerous workouts...really?  Are people dropping dead from them?  RUN TO THE HILLS!!!!!  Here comes a CF conditioning workout!!!

Love how you so easily dismiss the drug use in bodybuilding so quickly.  Have you researched WSM as well?  Ever look into that Rosie?

Don't worry...Joe will come back with some of his vague rhetoric.

Are you saying rhabdo is not a real thing? you call me drone yet you spew the same automatic responses most crossfitters repeat.

[dogbowl]

There's a good gif of this out there somewhere.  I hope she didn't break her neck

[Pray_4_War]

Crossfit has an exercise called Fran.  Fran for chrissakes.  lol.

Fucking kill yourselves.

[BB]

There's a good gif of this out there somewhere.  I hope she didn't break her neck

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http://i.imgur.com/iQEjWyO.gif .

Best snark on another board was just a guy writing "autobots roll out" , that cracked me up hard.

[BB]

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More info on the lift, lifter is an ex - gymnast, and mentioned that when she felt that she was going to miss it, she tucked and rolled to try and get out of the way. She was also trying to make a #25lb jump over her previous max. Yikes.

She was ok though.

[Coach is Back!]

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More info on the lift, lifter is an ex - gymnast, and mentioned that when she felt that she was going to miss it, she tucked and rolled to try and get out of the way. She was also trying to make a #25lb jump over her previous max. Yikes.

She was ok though.

25lbs? That says a lot. It says inexperience and knows NOTHING about the progressions of strength training. Who made the decision to make that jump, her or her "coach"?

[BB]

Not sure she did or it was her and her boyfriend. She's a newer lifter. Here's her profile -

http://games.crossfit.com/athlete/109145 .

http://www.tabatatimes.com/achilles-injury-how-i-learned-to-heal/ .

[Krankenstein]

Are you saying rhabdo is not a real thing? you call me drone yet you spew the same automatic responses most crossfitters repeat.

Where did I dispute said condition?  Merely predicting the drivel that was going to be spewed from your fingertips.  Still waiting on this research.  There are no automatic responses in my post.  It was calling you out for claims you make.  When do you think you will be able to put forth an adequate response?