John Travolta.
Tommywishbone loves Lobstah.
Booty selects tommy and gives Bigmc to Lobstah.
My goodness, this thread turned down a strange street. 
1) Lobstah loves Wishbone. There's something about a gullet that's as wide as a highway that makes the ladies feel safe. Plus, Wishbone, you have my respect for being awesome.
2) Booty gave me BigRo, not bigmc. I'm pretty sure she can't *give* me either though. You know, everyone has to make their own decisions in the Thunderdome, and no man or woman can be given as a gift without their consent. Wishbone, you can choose Booty. I won't be hurt. It seems a good deal of getbig is picking booty, and I back that. Her boobs are better. I might like her hair more too- I'm still debating.
But if Ro, given the option, ALSO chooses booty, my tiny chocolate heart will be ruined like a Hershey's Kiss left in the dashboard, and I will swan dive off the Thunderdome roof.
Alright maybe not, but I'll be all "HEY, WTF? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL, BITCH!" and then I'll cry internet tears.
3) I dress like an asshole, and take almost all my fashion cues from ONJ at the end of Grease. NOT KIDDING.
4) CHIRO, WHAT SAY YOU? Are you Team Blonde or Team Black? Aussie or Hebrew? Jay or Phil? LobstahFlex or Chirooty?
5) Kwon, I never realized you were this fucking funny, dude.