Author Topic: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home? (Read 3608 times)

Royalty · « **on:** December 03, 2013, 04:18:23 AM »

This time should not include: quarter turns, or the mandatory poses

anabolichalo · « **Reply #1 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:18:54 AM »

10 minutes or so

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #2 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:19:04 AM »

30 to 45 if I rush...but I prefer a good hour.

Skeletor · « **Reply #3 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:21:49 AM »

Less than 10, if need be.

monstermunch · « **Reply #4 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:26:48 AM »

My vigorous moisturising regime requires at least half an hour.

Notsonicemom · « **Reply #5 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:29:24 AM »

I'm lucky I can wear jeans and sneakers to work so after the gym in the morning I can shower wash hair and teeth and be out the door in 20

bigmc · « **Reply #6 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:34:45 AM »

Quote from: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 04:29:24 AM

I'm lucky I can wear jeans and sneakers to work so after the gym in the morning I can shower wash hair and teeth and be out the door in 20

congrats on getting a job

phreak · « **Reply #7 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:45:19 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on December 03, 2013, 04:18:23 AM

This time should not include: quarter turns, or the mandatory poses

Option C: I look like a hobo.

Notsonicemom · « **Reply #8 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:46:00 AM »

Lol been working for past three years

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #9 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:59:31 AM »

With or without taking a shit?

bigmc · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:01:23 AM »

Quote from: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 04:46:00 AM

Lol been working for past three years

sorry been a while since we chatted

hrspwr1 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:05:33 AM »

drink coffee, take vitamins, feed dogs and put them in pen, check email, load woodstove, do daily meditations, shit, shower, shave, get dressed - takes about 2 hours for me to get in gear, LOL

Notsonicemom · « **Reply #12 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:06:52 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on December 03, 2013, 05:01:23 AM

sorry been a while since we chatted

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:07:39 AM »

About an hour or so ....

I'm a Metrosexual....And bodybuilder.

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Grape Ape · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:10:38 AM »

Quote from: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 04:29:24 AM

I'm lucky I can wear jeans and sneakers to work so after the gym in the morning I can shower wash hair and teeth and be out the door in 20

Are you the woman who always shows up to work with wet hair?

Meaningless · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:15:35 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on December 03, 2013, 05:10:38 AM

Are you the woman who always shows up to work with wet hair?

20minutes, having no hair helps.

calfzilla · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:19:57 AM »

Used to be 20 mins but in my old age I fart around and take about 40 mins. Usually just relaxing in the shower.

Notsonicemom · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:26:36 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on December 03, 2013, 05:10:38 AM

Are you the woman who always shows up to work with wet hair?

Nope. I have a 40 min commute

Grape Ape · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:32:48 AM »

Quote from: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 05:26:36 AM

Nope. I have a 40 min commute

That's tough - almost a full additional week of work in the car each month......

bigmc · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:33:41 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on December 03, 2013, 05:32:48 AM

That's tough - almost a full additional week of work in the car each month......

I drive 50000 miles a year

BB · « **Reply #20 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:37:55 AM »

About 20 mins. When I was a kid, fastest was 15 min, but I've got to deal with more junk now.

Notsonicemom · « **Reply #21 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:44:07 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on December 03, 2013, 05:32:48 AM

That's tough - almost a full additional week of work in the car each month......

A girl has to do what a girl has to do

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:59:52 AM »

I'm not doing any of this shit without a cup of coffee first.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #23 on:** December 03, 2013, 06:03:21 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 03, 2013, 05:59:52 AM

I'm not doing any of this shit without a cup of coffee first.

X2

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #24 on:** December 03, 2013, 06:52:33 AM »

It depends on a bunch of stuff, for instance:

1- Who i was f*cking the night before.
2- How long was the f*cking.
3- If she was still alive and f*cking me in the morning.
4- How much coke i did the night before.
5- And how much coke i had left in the morning...oh! in case i had no coke left... how long it will take for my friend to deliver more.

Btw: Should i stop doing cock? And start doing something stronger? Thanks.