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El Diablo Blanco

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anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« on: December 04, 2013, 09:11:16 AM »
Did they  send in the SWAT team to bust your ass for doing so?

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 09:16:35 AM »
No but all you have to do is show up, tell them you think all cops are liars unless the defendant is a black guy then he is definitely guilty. You will be dismissed with a quickness hahaha. It's more funny if you are black and say this shit  ;D

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 09:19:56 AM »
No but all you have to do is show up, tell them you think all cops are liars unless the defendant is a black guy then he is definitely guilty. You will be dismissed with a quickness hahaha. It's more funny if you are black and say this shit  ;D

LOL

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 10:06:18 AM »
Oh and my dad is known to pull a heavy "fresh off da boat" accent and saying he doesn't understand English that well. Try that lol

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 10:11:17 AM »
Did they  send in the SWAT team to bust your ass for doing so?

you could get a month or two inside for contempt

just turn up and tell them you post on get big

they will kick you off before you can say

hope that helps
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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 10:20:02 AM »
eat like 25 egg whites for breakfast that day.

I'd be removed in about 5 minutes from that jury pool.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 10:22:45 AM »
I show up and raise my hand when they ask questions. Defense attorneys always kick me out.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 10:23:47 AM »
eat like 25 egg whites for breakfast that day.

I'd be removed in about 5 minutes from that jury pool.

Well which one is it?  Do you want him to eat the egg whites or simply like the egg whites? The man can't do both.
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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 10:26:00 AM »
Well which one is it?  Do you want him to eat the egg whites or simply like the egg whites? The man can't do both.

 LOL, first he is gonna like em, then he is gonna eat em.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 11:18:40 AM »
I got a jury summons while I was in prison. lol... they even issued a warrant when I didn't show.

no idea what ever became of that.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 11:23:44 AM »

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 11:25:36 AM »
I just tell them my father served time for organized crime... Which he did... And bam I'm free.
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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 01:46:57 PM »
In Broward County FL they do nothing!

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 02:48:50 PM »
They don't want people on the jury who have connections or experiences with the crime at hand.  For example if it is a drunk driving case they don't want alcoholics on the jury.

Since you don't know the nature of the case it's best to cover all the bases.  You've got an alcoholic father who abused your drug dealing mother because she always made too much noise after the noise ordinance time and he stole her car and did a hit and run on a minor who was raping a black person because Mexicans are inferior yadayadayada etc..

now blatantly lying can get you in trouble as well so invent a trashy family background but keep it realistic.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2013, 02:50:17 PM »
No but all you have to do is show up, tell them you think all cops are liars unless the defendant is a black guy then he is definitely guilty. You will be dismissed with a quickness hahaha. It's more funny if you are black and say this shit  ;D

 ;D

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2013, 02:54:23 PM »
Unless you it comes certified mail, there's no proof that you actually received anything in the mail.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2013, 02:58:09 PM »
A jury is supposed to be a jury of your peers. However Nikola Tesla lived his life in the belief that he was above the humans that he interacted with. So in his case it would be impossible for him to sit on a jury because he didn't believe other people were his peers.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2013, 02:58:46 PM »
I did on a basis of running my own business and letting them know about potential profit loss (millions of dollars) for those few weeks. They never sent me a letter again.
Not sure how it works in US though but might be worth of try.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2013, 06:21:51 PM »
Just tell them you can't make it but your friend Joey Swoll will take your place

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2013, 08:12:34 PM »
......Yes.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2013, 08:15:51 PM »
I never went and havent heard a damn thing from them that was 5 years ago.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2013, 09:21:38 PM »
Did they  send in the SWAT team to bust your ass for doing so?

tell them you are in a different county.  

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2013, 09:22:50 PM »
No but all you have to do is show up, tell them you think all cops are liars unless the defendant is a black guy then he is definitely guilty. You will be dismissed with a quickness hahaha. It's more funny if you are black and say this shit  ;D
i used to do that when i still had to go to jury duty  :D

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2013, 10:48:58 PM »
I did on a basis of running my own business and letting them know about potential profit loss (millions of dollars) for those few weeks. They never sent me a letter again.
Not sure how it works in US though but might be worth of try.


Yeah I just told them my employer doesn't pay me for jury duty leave and I couldn't afford to be without the income, so the guy just excused me. Pretty easy.

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Re: anyone ever skip Jury duty?
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2013, 10:51:00 PM »
What kind of loser even opens their jury duty summons? Lost in the mail every damn time. Prove it differently!
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