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Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« on: December 06, 2013, 08:41:59 AM »
Not for much longer, I imagine. Great GILF genetics all the same.




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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 08:44:38 AM »
Genetics? More like make-up and plastic surgery
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 08:44:53 AM »
Father time catches us all.
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2013, 08:56:59 AM »
Quote from: JamesRustles on December 06, 2013, 08:44:38 AM
Genetics? More like make-up and plastic surgery

This avatar reminds me of the great Suckmymuscle.

The mighty have fallen  :'(
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2013, 09:06:44 AM »
classic palin

the first answer (to question she had ahead of time) are perfectly structured as she reads them from the teleprompter.

Question #2 is exactly 2 sentences that last 45 seconds of pure rambling.  Listen to it lol.  Imagine those sentences on paper.

Question #3, it's all out fudge factory as she starts using her hands to invent the words her brain cannot decode.  

Question #4, she can't resist "palling around" with terrists.   Using "Nuc-u-luhhhhr" 5 times in 30 seconds haha.  

Question #5, FOX shitting on her with the bashir stuff.  
oh, I'm the victim of the mainstream lamestream, evil powerful media that nobody watches... There's been no punishment (Um, he was fired already miss palin).   Then she says if he ever comes at a child, mama grizzly this and that... although he didn't attack a child, but it's nice of her to invent that scenario.

her wig is a little crooked on her left temple.   I can't watch this idiot.  The fact we don't have a Vice President Thune right now because this brainless fool... eh, its the repub's own damn fault we have 2 terms of obama.  
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2013, 09:09:58 AM »
Anyone seen those "who's nailin palin" porn parodies with Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin?

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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2013, 09:19:11 AM »
"Face paintable"  ;D
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2013, 09:20:30 AM »
To be fair the left has Hillary...

Oh wait...
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 09:50:39 AM »
Quote from: Thick Nick on December 06, 2013, 09:20:30 AM
To be fair the left has Hillary...

Oh wait...

And Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wassermanhands Shultz, and Elizabeth Warren.......Wutinthehel l!
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2013, 10:11:31 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 06, 2013, 09:06:44 AM
classic palin

the first answer (to question she had ahead of time) are perfectly structured as she reads them from the teleprompter.

Question #2 is exactly 2 sentences that last 45 seconds of pure rambling.  Listen to it lol.  Imagine those sentences on paper.

Question #3, it's all out fudge factory as she starts using her hands to invent the words her brain cannot decode.  

Question #4, she can't resist "palling around" with terrists.   Using "Nuc-u-luhhhhr" 5 times in 30 seconds haha.  

Question #5, FOX shitting on her with the bashir stuff.  
oh, I'm the victim of the mainstream lamestream, evil powerful media that nobody watches... There's been no punishment (Um, he was fired already miss palin).   Then she says if he ever comes at a child, mama grizzly this and that... although he didn't attack a child, but it's nice of her to invent that scenario.

her wig is a little crooked on her left temple.   I can't watch this idiot.  The fact we don't have a Vice President Thune right now because this brainless fool... eh, its the repub's own damn fault we have 2 terms of obama.  

She has to be banging someone high up for Fox. Unless of course the old dudes who control Fox hate women and/or secretly have bets or make a drinking game out of how many times Palin can say stupid shit not unlike the movie Trading Places...
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2013, 10:18:06 AM »
she must have seen some wood, in Alaska. :D
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2013, 10:20:12 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on December 06, 2013, 10:11:31 AM
She has to be banging someone high up for Fox. Unless of course the old dudes who control Fox hate women and/or secretly have bets or make a drinking game out of how many times Palin can say stupid shit not unlike the movie Trading Places...

The dimmest bulbs seem more worried about Palin saying silly shit, than a POTUS that can't tell the truth.
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2013, 10:32:10 AM »
Is she attempting to dive back into politics in a larger scale?
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2013, 02:52:25 PM »
Quote from: JamesRustles on December 06, 2013, 09:09:58 AM
Anyone seen those "who's nailin palin" porn parodies with Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin?


Her heat during sex scenes is off the charts and she's supplanted Gianna Michaels as my favorite Porness.

* Won't be a favorite for the guys with Mudshark issues though - as she almost exclusively fucks brothers now.  ;D
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2013, 03:58:36 PM »
Quote from: HockeyFightFan on December 06, 2013, 10:20:12 AM
The dimmest bulbs seem more worried about Palin saying silly shit, than a POTUS that can't tell the truth.

Obama is a liar born in kenya.

Palin is an unaware spiteful idiot.

I can dislike both of them equally
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2013, 04:16:11 PM »
Mrs. Palin will always be hittable, regardless of age, simply due to the inherent awesomeness of the accompanying "that time I boned Sarah Palin" story.
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2013, 04:20:52 PM »
I'm still not sure if this is her (late 90's) or one of those porn look-a-likes. The pics been around for years.
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2013, 07:54:53 PM »
Would impregnate her with retarded children.
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2013, 08:28:49 AM »
Would lick her arse like ice cream in a heat wave
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2013, 01:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Rome on December 06, 2013, 02:52:25 PM
Her heat during sex scenes is off the charts and she's supplanted Gianna Michaels as my favorite Porness.

* Won't be a favorite for the guys with Mudshark issues though - as she almost exclusively fucks brothers now.  ;D

The real Sarah Palin supposedly admitted to dating banging some black basketball player in college or some shit. So they're both mudsharks...
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2013, 02:40:56 PM »
her family is a trainwreck. She better shut her face, she failed as a politician, as a mother and wife.
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2013, 10:02:41 AM »
Quote from: uberman on December 07, 2013, 02:40:56 PM
her family is a trainwreck. She better shut her face, she failed as a politician, as a mother and wife.

Curious your definition of failure is...

The media portrayed her family as a mess. We don't really know the truth.

And as a politician, Alaska, during her reign, was one of the most successful states in the US ever. As far as employment, budgets, debt, cost of living etc.

Now all that matters not to a libturd. What matters to them is minorities, welfare recipients, etc. So depending on your definition of success, this is debatable. I mean Alaska was no Detroit while she was there, the model of libturd success.
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2013, 01:13:04 PM »
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Re: Fact: Grandma Palin is Still Eminently Face-Paintable
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2013, 02:10:39 PM »
Just another whore.
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