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El Diablo Blanco

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What's the attraction to Scientology?
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:43:46 AM »
I've read about it online and it sounds very odd.  Sure all religions are fictitious but this one is just out there, but it seems to have a HUGE following, especially by the Hollywood elite.  is there something to it?
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Thick Nick

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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 10:44:24 AM »
Tom Cruise obviously. Wtf is wrong with you?
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 10:46:59 AM »
It erases your memory.
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2013, 11:12:16 AM »
Same reason why retards are attracted to crossfit and zumba
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Agnostic007

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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2013, 12:20:44 PM »
Doesn't sound any more ridiculous than an ark full of animals, the earth stopped rotation so one side could win a battle, a man walked on water, etc etc. Just a different version of the same thing. I get a kick out of one religion bashing another religion...The Christians scoff at the Mormons, the Jews scoff at the Christians.. The Muslims scoff at educated women, oh wait. got off track there..
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2013, 03:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Agnostic007 on December 06, 2013, 12:20:44 PM
Doesn't sound any more ridiculous than an ark full of animals, the earth stopped rotation so one side could win a battle, a man walked on water, etc etc. Just a different version of the same thing. I get a kick out of one religion bashing another religion...The Christians scoff at the Mormons, the Jews scoff at the Christians.. The Muslims scoff at educated women, oh wait. got off track there..

Exactly. Mentally weak and/or foolish folks fall prey to all sorts of wacko stuff. Scientology is completely idiotic, but in the grand scheme of (religious) things, any and all are insane.
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2013, 09:35:06 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on December 06, 2013, 10:46:59 AM
It erases your memory.

And your savings as well..
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2013, 09:47:27 PM »
I knew a girl who was into it once and she had humongous teats so maybe that is a factor.
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 10:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on December 06, 2013, 03:08:14 PM
Exactly. Mentally weak and/or foolish folks fall prey to all sorts of wacko stuff. Scientology is completely idiotic, but in the grand scheme of (religious) things, any and all are insane.
Spot on.
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2013, 11:19:35 PM »
Showing interest makes Hollywood producers easier to bed, leading to better roles in movies ;)
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2013, 12:55:02 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on December 06, 2013, 09:35:06 PM
And your savings as well..
Thats part of erasing your memory.
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2013, 01:05:49 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on December 07, 2013, 12:55:02 AM
Thats part of erasing your memory.

Damn, you're smart :D
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Mr Nobody

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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2013, 01:08:33 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on December 07, 2013, 01:05:49 AM
Damn, you're smart :D
I cant remember if I am or not.
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Re: What's the attraction to Scientology?
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2013, 01:57:42 AM »
The attraction is caused by the thetans, who have undergone a traumatic experience when Xenu flew them all to the earth in DC-8 space planes, stuffed then in volcanoes and exploded them. The e-meter proves all this!
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