Oh, I have no doubt you are massive. I couldn't possibly even train in the same gym as a mighty iron warrior like you. 
Too bad you are legend in your own mind, and nobody knows who you are. Maybe you should keep it that way. There's plenty of room on message boards for "internet fools legends". 
no, you've got it all wrong "JKD man", i couldn't carry your gym bag because you are such a massive huge freak, i mean look at you.....really, take a look in the mirror, look at the monster triceps and traps looking back at you, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! YOU'RE SO FUCKING HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!