Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?

[Vince B]

You young fellas have to appreciate that old men have a crotch smell problem. The gent was making sure the area was dry so that the bacteria had less to multiply on! You have to accept that you guys will get old one day. I admit that his behaviour was rather bizarre.

[WeightPSHR]

You young fellas have to appreciate that old men have a crotch smell problem. The gent was making sure the area was dry so that the bacteria had less to multiply on! You have to accept that you guys will get old one day. I admit that his behaviour was rather bizarre.

I agree, but most of this problem can be greatly reduced by simply keeping ones pubes trimmed. Hair harbors bacteria. Same goes for the pits. I think I really need to hang this thread up in my gym. I workout at a gym that has a "corporate" type atmosphere with nothing but old men. I love walking into the locker room having some old flabby bastard with pimples all over his ass going to his locker ahead of me going up the stairs, Just put on a towel, is it that hard??? Common courtesy

[240_Iz_Nutz]

I used to work out at the worlds in Columbus but had to stop because of shit like that. Its a great gym except that it is 90% gay  which to each there own but after 2 years there I could not take it when everytime I wanted to use a machine there would be 3 or 4 guys just standing there flaming oops I mean talking

I am far from a homophobe, but I think the real deal here is that a lot of these older guys that do do this shit are fags.  Most older guys I know that are "normal" do not go to the gym or whatever.  They go sit and drink coffee and tell the old time war stories.  If you ever notice, the "nudie" guys workouts are next to nil and they are all kinda skinny, but prolly from just eating very little. It also seems to happen a bit more at gyms that have more bodybuilders and serious lifters.  The place I go now, rarely see it, family type gym.  Even in the sauna, everybody is covered up and all that.  In other words, there ain't that much "beef" to look at, and surprise, surprise...less frickin' homos like that around.  I don't mind gay people at all, if they are up front and cool.  The type we are talking about here just wants to be buddies and talk, while they are naked...ok...let's not do that...lol...it is a 100% real thing though.  I am a bit surprised to hear people say that older women do it too.  Because without fail, the guys I have seen doing that type of shit like to chat with me...hmmm......

[sean]

Sad. I'd expect a higher caliber insult... weak dude, weak.

[bigdumbbell]

Leave it to this guy to start talking about a guys balls.........makes you wonder what is on his mind...HHmmmmmm........

i dunno maybe he needs somebody's old balls to fondle

[bradistani]

I can no longer take it.  Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room.  Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?  You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked.  The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either wrapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all. 
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off.  Get in, get your shit done and get out. 
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym. 


Anyone have any to add?

8. dropping the soap is not a sign i want you to slip me a length.

9. oo-er, matron !

[A Professional]

Why do you care what someone else does?
Unless you were standing around staring at his nutsack, how why would it bother you?
Sounds like you're a homosexual and you don't like the latent feelings it brings out in you.

Drying your nuts is necessary to prevent mold.

[TooMuchMuscle4U]

LLOL

This threadis fujnny

[Stark]

I can no longer take it.  Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room.  Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?  You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked.  The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either wrapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all. 
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off.  Get in, get your shit done and get out. 
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym. 


Anyone have any to add?

there is something wrong with you if you cannot look a knob in the face.

[suckmymuscle]

I can no longer take it.  Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room.  Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?  You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked.  The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either wrapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all.  
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off.  Get in, get your shit done and get out.  
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym.  


Anyone have any to add?

  Old people are lonely and want human contact, and to them going to the gym is the highlight of their day. They don't pay membership to workout, but for a social experience. It is hard for you to understand because you are young and have tons of things to do and the gym to you is just a place to workout, but if you are 80 or 90 the only thing you have to do outside the gym is staring at the wall of your room all day long and taking your medication. The children of most octogenarians and nonagenarians couldn't care less about them and barely visit them, and due to the limitation of old age it's not like they can go partying every night with other old farts. Let them be. You will be a decrepit loner some day too.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Irongrip400]

I can no longer take it.  Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room.  Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?  You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked.  The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either wrapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all. 
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off.  Get in, get your shit done and get out. 
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym. 


Anyone have any to add?

Dude, I think we go to the same gym.  I walked in one day and an old dude was standing in front of the mirror blow drying his hair naked, and he had his fucking towel draped around his neck.

[Tapeworm]

[hematocritter]

I never go into locker rooms for this very reason.

[BayGBM]

I never go into locker rooms for this very reason.

x2.  the OP is spending way too much time in the locker room. 

[JasonH]

Lots of classic old-school Getbiggers in the first two pages of this thread - the good old days. 

[hench]

seen this many times with the old guys, often they are starkers apart from socks.
Fat guys leaving puddles of sweat on the gym equipment when they get off it should be stoned.

I can no longer take it.  Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room.  Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?  You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked.  The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either wrapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all.  
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off.  Get in, get your shit done and get out.  
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym.  


Anyone have any to add?

[da_vinci]

Have never seen anything like that... Reading the stories - you are either making this stuff up guys, or there are really plenty of old phaggots where you train.. Geez..

[Danjo]

You young fellas have to appreciate that old men have a crotch smell problem. The gent was making sure the area was dry so that the bacteria had less to multiply on! You have to accept that you guys will get old one day. I admit that his behaviour was rather bizarre.

BULLSHIT!!...if they would spend half as much time workin out instead of hangin in the locker room nekkid like the old qweers they are,then they wouldn't be fat asses with crotch odor problems..... god this guy is a piece of work without a clue....

[MB]

I don't even know why gyms have locker rooms.  Have a men's restroom and women's restroom and that's it.  Would take care of all the creepiness you get with these strange old men. 

[Rami]

I can no longer take it.  Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room.  Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?  You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked.  The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either wrapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all.  
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off.  Get in, get your shit done and get out.  
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym.  


Anyone have any to add?

why do you insist on studying old men behavior in the locker room?

[Nails]

weirdest shit at my gym at ballys was this old asian dude, butt asshole naked proceeded to walk past the pool and into the CO-ED sauna and get his sweat on,,,, Everyone Ran out of there faster then a pornstar getting naked on a shoot, woman were screaming laughing their asses off.... and Also a worthy mention , the sauna/pool are visable by the entire gym as its in the middle of the gym and surrounded by glass .....

LOL.. staff members ran to this dude yelling at him telling him to get his ass back in the lockeroom... funny shit

[240 is Back]

if youre a guy, who is into guys, the locker room would be a jackpot.  It's like if you were allowed to be invisible in the ladies room.  That'd be great.

[Dr Dutch]

Wes has promised not to do it again. So we can end this thread now...

[Jaaysheaa]

Hahahah this hits home for me! I work at a gym and this is all i see in the mornings when i check the bathrooms. It's to the point where i say something to them now. So many customers complain about old mens nudity in the gym locker rooms.

[BayGBM]

So funny!  Offensive... yet funny!