Author Topic: Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked? (Read 23085 times)

liquid_c · « **on:** January 05, 2006, 02:46:52 PM »

I can no longer take it. Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room. Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked? You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked. The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either wrapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all.
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off. Get in, get your shit done and get out.
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym.

Anyone have any to add?

Hulkster · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:50:36 PM »

Isn't that the only reason you go to the gym?

haider · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:51:58 PM »

Quote from: liquid_c on January 05, 2006, 02:46:52 PM

I can no longer take it. Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room.

LMAO!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAH

SS · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:52:35 PM »

stop bringing your daddy to the gym with you then

blaster · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:52:39 PM »

We were just saying last night that those older dudes love to get naked and act like it's ok. They freak me out. I just turn around and walk out.

Overload · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:52:47 PM »

There is this old guy at my gym that dries his balls with the wall hand dryer...

WiseGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:26:02 PM »

Quote from: liquid_c on January 05, 2006, 02:46:52 PM

I can no longer take it. Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room. Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked? You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked. The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either rapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all.
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off. Get in, get your shit done and get out.
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym.

Anyone have any to add?

this is list is tight and correct these fucking old homos need to get kicked out of the gym for that shit.....

i dont want to walk in the locker room and get balsted by a rush of hot "ballsack" air in the face.....

I'd fucking slice his throat!

Sumpa · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:33:18 PM »

I can feel your pain brother! That just sounds so gross!

bigmikecox · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:36:21 PM »

At the World's in Columbus, they had to put a sign on the mens steam room that you have to keep your clothes on LOL!!!

Sumpa · « **Reply #9 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:39:15 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 05, 2006, 04:36:21 PM

At the World's in Columbus, they had to put a sign on the mens steam room that you have to keep your clothes on LOL!!!

Hehe, does it work?

Bluto · « **Reply #10 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:53:38 PM »

Amen.

Fortunately it's never been that bad where I train, or at least I'm not around long enough, but there's plenty of people that likes to walk around naked and what's up with some guys putting on all their clothes and save the underwear for the last?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #11 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:56:11 PM »

Excellent post. Gotta blow dry the sack.

armbar3 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:59:09 PM »

Quote from: WiseGuy on January 05, 2006, 04:26:02 PM

this is list is tight and correct these fucking old homos need to get kicked out of the gym for that shit.....

i dont want to walk in the locker room and get balsted by a rush of hot "ballsack" air in the face.....

I'd fucking slice his throat!

calm down Craig Titus

Dredlock Rasta · « **Reply #13 on:** January 05, 2006, 05:08:19 PM »

This happens alot at my gym too.

Tesla · « **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2006, 05:12:01 PM »

As a student I would work out at the university gym. The only difference between the old naked guys there and in a normal gym is that these old farts were my professors... and they would try to hold conversations with me about quantum mechanics and the like with their old saggy balls hanging free $:-\$
Talk about awkward!

Karl Kox · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2006, 06:45:49 PM »

HA HA no how you feel. I don't know why they think it's ok.

I wonder if the girls locker room has the same problem ?

wannabehuge · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:26:06 PM »

My wife just told me that they have the same problem, and its always the old ladies.

phyxsius · « **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:26:17 PM »

Quote from: Karl Kox on January 05, 2006, 06:45:49 PM

HA HA no how you feel. I don't know why they think it's ok.

I wonder if the girls locker room has the same problem ?

I've seen someone who played with their balls before and after shower. At that time, I wished I could remove my eyes.

Girls would be different, they're busy blowing their pubic hair and message their cunt

Hulkster · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:37:25 PM »

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Girls would be different, they're busy blowing their pubic hair and message their pussy

the mental images in this thread just went from really, really bad to really really good!

Slick Vic · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:55:14 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 05, 2006, 04:36:21 PM

At the World's in Columbus, they had to put a sign on the mens steam room that you have to keep your clothes on LOL!!!

Funny you say that 'cause at my gym they had a sign up that said, "Please be courteous of others and wear a towel".

Dredlock Rasta · « **Reply #20 on:** January 05, 2006, 08:09:03 PM »

When I see a bunch of naked old men hanging out in the locker room having a conversation, I'll join in and start to argue with them and then try to start a fight.

Dredlock Rasta · « **Reply #21 on:** January 05, 2006, 08:10:20 PM »

No likes to fight when they are buck naked

8 INCH not biceps · « **Reply #22 on:** January 05, 2006, 08:35:46 PM »

Yeah right i think you liked it. I bet you where jerking off to the old dude.

Sumpa · « **Reply #23 on:** January 06, 2006, 12:23:39 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on January 05, 2006, 04:53:38 PM

Amen.

Fortunately it's never been that bad where I train, or at least I'm not around long enough, but there's plenty of people that likes to walk around naked and what's up with some guys putting on all their clothes and save the underwear for the last?

i know what you mean. like someone naked bending over to put on their socks...

btw, this thread rules!

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #24 on:** January 06, 2006, 01:30:56 AM »

add to that the idiots that take nasty dumps and stink up the whole fucking lockerroom...

take your shits AT HOME

...the gym bathrooms are for peeing only..

Author Topic: Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked? (Read 23085 times)

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