Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?

[Kegdrainer]

add to that the idiots that take nasty dumps and stink up the whole fucking lockerroom...

take your shits AT HOME ...the gym bathrooms are for peeing only..

I crap at the gym all the time but I warn people first.  I tell em they got 15 seconds to clear out or suffer the consequences.  They use so many air freshener thingys there.  Theres a fan above both stalls, a thing on the wall that sprays something set on a motion detector....then theres something else on a timer.  These are partitioned from the sink area, and the whole bathroom part is partitioned from the locker area.   The whole toilet/urinal rooms smells like potpourri and big red.   Thankfully the showers and sauna are in the back part of the locker room.  I miss the old gym before they moved.  The sauna and steamroom was next to the pool and jacuzzi area right across from the freeweight area and it was co-ed.  The locker rooms were downstairs so people had to be decent in the sauna.

[ToxicAvenger]

my gym doesn't have the fancy smelling stuff...

at least people should courtesy flush...

[suckmymuscle]

I crap at the gym all the time but I warn people first.  I tell em they got 15 seconds to clear out or suffer the consequences.  They use so many air freshener thingys there.  Theres a fan above both stalls, a thing on the wall that sprays something set on a motion detector....then theres something else on a timer.  These are partitioned from the sink area, and the whole bathroom part is partitioned from the locker area.   The whole toilet/urinal rooms smells like potpourri and big red.   Thankfully the showers and sauna are in the back part of the locker room.  I miss the old gym before they moved.  The sauna and steamroom was next to the pool and jacuzzi area right across from the freeweight area and it was co-ed.  The locker rooms were downstairs so people had to be decent in the sauna.

  For fuck sake man, I'm going to spill out breakfast.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[phyxsius]

I saw a guy in the lift on our way to the gym, check in, went into the locker room. Both of us change into workout attire, then he sprayed perfume on his entire body and went out to do his cardio and workout.

I finished my workout first by the time I finished my shower, he walked into the locker room, soaked with sweat.. He then changed into his normal attire and left the gym..

That left me wonder why the hell he sprayed perfume all over his body before workout?

[Army of One]

Old people have no shame, my old college lecturer was in the local pool showers and he was trying to talk to me in the showers about grades , standing there butt naked while making this slopping sound by washing his nuts with soap while facing me, also when I was young me and my dad were in a sauna and there was no water for the coals so my dad has the great idea of pissing on them, imagine a a room of steamy urine.

[Army of One]

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[Karl Kox]

 message their pussy

ahhh yes messageing their pussy

[ToxicAvenger]

well the pussy does offer a certain acoustic advantage..if ya think about it! 

[Karl Kox]

ha ha

[buffbodz]

I can no longer take it.  Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room.  Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked?  You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked.  The following activities will no longer be tolerated:
 
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym. 


Anyone have any to add?

This one needs to be adjusted to the individual.  The dudes who workout right and are soaking from cardio than dresses and leaves.  Fuck that.

[sarcasm]

This one needs to be adjusted to the individual.  The dudes who workout right and are soaking from cardio than dresses and leaves.  f**k that.

you just want to see them in the shower.

[Army of One]

you just want to see them in the shower.

You just want to imagine him seeing them in the shower.

[sarcasm]

You just want to imagine him seeing them in the shower.

you just want to imagine me imagining him watching him in the shower.

[Army of One]

you just want to imagine me imagining him watching him in the shower.

you just want to imagine me imagining you imagining him watching him in the shower.

[sarcasm]

you just want to imagine me imagining you imagining him watching him in the shower.

ok, "db2341", ok, hahahaha.

[Army of One]

ok, "db2341", ok, hahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAROFLFLFLFOOMGOMGLOLZZZROFLCOPTERTEHWINZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Biggrnyou]

...work out in the evenings....change before going to the gym (even if you have to change at work before you leave) then go home and shower...
I avoid that nasty locker room like the plague...

[buffbodz]

ok, "db2341", ok, hahahaha.

Dam I can't even get 1 in.

[body88]

There is this guy at my gym

looks like bill gates obv but geekier        a complete douche his entire life people skills wise


after working out lays on the fucking ground puts his legs over his head ass naked and dumps baby powder on his balls and i assume ass crack

HORRIBLE scene to walk into

[Man of Steel]

I can no longer take it. Today their was a old guy in the locker room, butt ass naked, blow-drying his sack with his leg up on the stool out in the middle of the locker room. Why do old men insist on sitting or standing around the locker room naked? You never really seem to see these guys working out; they just seem to hang around the locker room naked. The following activities will no longer be tolerated:

1. No standing in front of the mirror shaving naked
2. NO BLOW DRYING YOU NUTS
3. NO SHAVING YOUR PUBES, I have never seen but heard of people doing this.
4. Do not attempt to have a conversation with me without either wrapping a towel around you waist or putting your underwear on.
5. NO weighing yourself on the scale in the middle of the locker room naked unless your a wrestler or someone in a weight class and are off by a couple of ounces or something, your underwear hardly weigh anything at all.
6. Do not spend a lavish amount of time drying yourself off. Get in, get your shit done and get out.
7. If at all possible, shower at home unless it is necessary to do so at the gym.


Anyone have any to add?

And Showstoppa will continue to blow dry his sack no matter what your opinions are.   



MOS

[Bluto]

There is this guy at my gym

looks like bill gates obv but geekier        a complete douche his entire life people skills wise


after working out lays on the fucking ground puts his legs over his head ass naked and dumps baby powder on his balls and i assume ass crack

HORRIBLE scene to walk into

 

You can't be serious

[CMwings]

I have seen this phenomenon in gyms all across the country.When i have mentioned it to my wife she always thought i was joking.
CM

[tommywishbone]

Now I know somebody is going to print this thread and tape it to the wall at their gym... perhaps in the locker room? They better.

[dagoo]

I used to work out at the worlds in Columbus but had to stop because of shit like that. Its a great gym except that it is 90% gay  which to each there own but after 2 years there I could not take it when everytime I wanted to use a machine there would be 3 or 4 guys just standing there flaming oops I mean talking

[body88]

You can't be serious

Terrible..... I know