Author Topic: Bible study tonight (Read 8124 times)

True_Security · « **on:** December 10, 2013, 04:27:15 PM »

A room full of big men with a minimun bench of 315 going up to over 600 lbs. They've all been broken down by The Holy Spirit and built back up in Christ. We are called Promise Keepers.

Archer77 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:29:41 PM »

I'll be there.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:29:46 PM »

Mods please move to religion board....thx!

True_Security · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:33:28 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on December 10, 2013, 04:29:46 PM

Mods please move to religion board....thx!

You got a problem with me, punk?

haider · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:35:10 PM »

Sounds pretty homosexual

True_Security · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:35:57 PM »

Quote from: haider on December 10, 2013, 04:35:10 PM

Sounds pretty homosexual

That's because you're a queer.

haider · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:39:01 PM »

How do you warm up for your bible study? You can't go full force into that much gay without atleast a 'warm up' in a hot sauna or something of the like.

Archer77 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:40:47 PM »

Prayer, gay sex, crying and prayer. Go home to wife.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:41:01 PM »

I beat the piss out of another christmas tree today.

Twaddle · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:46:19 PM »

Do ya'll tear phonebooks in half too?

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:48:35 PM »

grown men hiding behind a book of fairy tales so they can hold hands and pretend to be straight

True_Security · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:52:23 PM »

These wimps and crybabies responding are going to Hell. Then what?

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:54:43 PM »

there is no hell "promise keeper"....most of us became adults and realize there is no santa claus and easter bunny too.

True_Security · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:57:44 PM »

Quote from: SGT BARNES on December 10, 2013, 04:54:43 PM

there is no hell "promise keeper"....most of us became adults and realize there is no santa claus and easter bunny too.

If I don't respect you why would I care about what you think?

Schmoff · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:57:53 PM »

what do you serve tonight? meatballs and sausage?

True_Security · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2013, 05:04:44 PM »

Quote from: Schmoff on December 10, 2013, 04:57:53 PM

what do you serve tonight? meatballs and sausage?

Jimmy's wife is making up a big batch of fried chicken and biscuits'n gravy, with some apple cobbler and vanilla ice cream for desert.

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2013, 05:06:20 PM »

not worried about the respect of an idiot following a book of lies who cant think for himself.

keep telling yourself your not gay and jesus can fix you.

"promise keeper"....lol

arce1988 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2013, 05:06:48 PM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2013, 05:16:03 PM »

I could care less about a bible of any type.

True_Security · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2013, 05:17:14 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on December 10, 2013, 05:06:48 PM

You got a problem Missy?

Radical Plato · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2013, 05:26:21 PM »

Do you teach them what a homicidal, genocidal maniac God was? Do you explain that EVE must have fucked countless relatives to start the human race going? Do you teach them the countless contradictions in the bible? Or is this just a gathering of frightened overgrown children huddling together in a desperate attempt to produce an imaginary father figure?

True_Security · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2013, 05:29:10 PM »

Quote from: E-Kul on December 10, 2013, 05:26:21 PM

Do you teach them what a homicidal, genocidal maniac God was? Do you explain that EVE must have fucked countless relatives to start the human race going? Do you teach them the countless contradictions in the bible? Or is this just a gathering of frightened overgrown children huddling together in a desperate attempt to produce an imaginary father figure?

You're uninformed. Get some education behind you and come back next year.

Archer77 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2013, 05:30:08 PM »

Quote from: E-Kul on December 10, 2013, 05:26:21 PM

Do you teach them what a homicidal, genocidal maniac God was? Do you explain that EVE must have fucked countless relatives to start the human race going? Do you teach them the countless contradictions in the bible? Or is this just a gathering of frightened overgrown children huddling together in a desperate attempt to produce an imaginary father figure?

He's a parody gimmick.

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2013, 06:35:23 PM »

logic and reason to the believers is like kryptonite to superman......and superman is every bit as real as "god"

"promise keepers".....lol

Quote from: True_Security on December 10, 2013, 05:29:10 PM

You're uninformed. Get some education behind you and come back next year.

True_Security · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2013, 07:59:27 PM »

Quote from: SGT BARNES on December 10, 2013, 06:35:23 PM

logic and reason to the believers is like kryptonite to superman......and superman is every bit as real as "god"

"promise keepers".....lol

You're posting a lot in thread for someone who's not interested. Maybe you secretly know you're going to rot in Hell?