Top Ten Excuses Bad Signers Give:
10. There is no such word as "trickeration."
9. I had a tick in my right arm.
8. After I punched myself in the face, I was disoriented.
7. Worn out after the "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers" line.
6. Slept right through the adjective class.
5.Supercalifagilisticexp ealadocious is a handful!
4. Got confused by the line, "there's the windup and the pitch..."
3. Sometimes mis-signing just tickles me!
2. You try being schizophrenic and signing sometime!
And, the #1 excuse bad signers give:
They paid me for 500 words, and 500 words they got.