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Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« on: December 12, 2013, 02:59:13 PM »
Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/holidays/2013/12/santa_claus_an_old_white_man_not_anymore_meet_santa_the_penguin_a_new_christmas.html

It’s time to give St. Nick his long overdue makeover.
By Aisha Harris

When I was a kid, I knew two different Santa Clauses. The first had a fat belly, rosy cheeks, a long white beard, and skin as pink as bubble gum. He was omnipresent, visiting my pre-school and the local mall, visible in all of my favorite Christmas specials.

Then there was the Santa in my family’s household, in the form of ornaments, cards, and holiday figurines. A near-carbon copy of the first one—big belly, rosy cheeks, long white beard: check, check, check. But his skin was as dark as mine.

Seeing two different Santas was bewildering. Eventually I asked my father what Santa really looked like. Was he brown, like us? Or was he really a white guy?

My father replied that Santa was every color. Whatever house he visited, jolly old St. Nicholas magically turned into the likeness of the family that lived there.

In hindsight, I see this explanation as the great Hollywood spec script it really is. (Just picture the past-their-prime actors who could share the role. Robert De Niro! Eddie Murphy! Jackie Chan! I smell a camp classic.) But at the time, I didn’t buy it. I remember feeling slightly ashamed that our black Santa wasn’t the “real thing.” Because when you’re a kid and you’re inundated with the imagery of a pale seasonal visitor—and you notice that even some black families decorate their houses with white Santas—you’re likely to accept the consensus view, despite your parents’ noble intentions.

Two decades later, America is less and less white, but a melanin-deficient Santa remains the default in commercials, mall casting calls, and movies. Isn’t it time that our image of Santa better serve all the children he delights each Christmas?

Read more: http://www.slate.com/articles/life/holidays/2013/12/santa_claus_an_old_white_man_not_anymore_meet_santa_the_penguin_a_new_christmas.html



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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2013, 03:01:22 PM »
Santa first appeared wearing Red and White colors for a Coca Cola Ad.  before that he wore green like the elves.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2013, 03:04:19 PM »
One thing is for certain--if Santa is black, race issues will instantly go away
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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2013, 03:05:40 PM »
Santa is a woman.

Deal with it.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2013, 03:06:46 PM »
Hebrew-Claus

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2013, 03:07:25 PM »
So Santa is a black woman? 
That would explain the fat ass.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2013, 03:20:55 PM »
Santa is a white dude.

Let's be honest, most of the historical depictions are from Scandinavia, Germany, and typical white people areas.

That's just the way it is.

Just like Jesus was middle eastern.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2013, 03:37:00 PM »
It's sad when a person of color is so insecure with being colored that they'd paint the whole world their color and change history just to make it " fair ".  These are our customs fuck nuts Germanic, Angelo and Saxon we welcome the world in participating but leave your insecurities out of it.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2013, 03:40:17 PM »
 ;D


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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2013, 03:41:29 PM »
Santa is supposedly from the North Pole. Ever see the skin tone of people who live near the North Pole?

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2013, 03:49:16 PM »
Is Santa is Hebrew should the kids leave fried chicken and grape juice out for him Christmas Eve?

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2013, 03:49:44 PM »
Like Black people would give out free gifts to poor people....oh wait, Obama.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2013, 02:23:40 PM »
Santa is supposedly from the North Pole. Ever see the skin tone of people who live near the North Pole?

 ;D ;D

 that German cartoonist loved red/white paints & now all naive world is hooked on his creation  ;D

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2013, 02:24:17 PM »
Keep to Bullshit...  ::)

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2013, 02:32:37 PM »
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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2013, 02:57:28 PM »
Santa is supposedly from the North Pole. Ever see the skin tone of people who live near the North Pole?

Yeah, they look like this



not this


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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2013, 02:58:49 PM »
There is a black santa he is called black peter. Hes meant to be a right ccunt

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2013, 03:07:06 PM »
Been seeing these in the stores lately.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2013, 03:10:07 PM »
black santa wouldn't make it one christmas before he'd get shot in the living room.
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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2013, 03:10:22 PM »
St Nick has a clear cultural continuity and it ain't in hot ass Africa.  I guess kwanza didn't take.
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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2013, 03:10:48 PM »
There is a black santa he is called black peter. Hes meant to be a right ccunt

Zwarte Piet...he's is santa's moorish assistant in the Netherlands.  He is traditionally played by white actors in heavy theatre make up.

Look above for photos.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2013, 03:13:06 PM »
Yes I don't think it'd make good sense to tell your children its cool if a strange black man is sneaking around in your house.

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2013, 03:13:49 PM »
Black Santa would come in your house, fuck your white wife while you watch and masturbate and then take your cash and move on to the next house.  You best believe

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Re: Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2013, 03:14:47 PM »
In 1863 Thomas Nast, German/American cartoonist created "Santa" & his illustration was printed
in Harpers Weekly  :D