Ever measured your IQ?

[Roger Bacon]

Blond hair = Epic leans of physics defying Peace.

I just saw on TV that people with blonde hair have around 50k more hair follicles than everyone else.

[Alex23]

I just saw on TV that people with blonde hair have around 50k more hair follicles than everyone else.

Actually read that recently. Epic non balding hayrian genes of Peace.  

[Van_Bilderass]

I recently read that intelligence has 5 correlating features:

Blue eyes

Rec drug use

Being a night owl

High sex drive

Big tits (if you're female)

[MORTALCOIL]

I recently read that intelligence has 5 correlating features:

Blue eyes

Rec drug use

Being a night owl

High sex drive

Big tits (if you're female)

I score a nice 4 out of 5 and I'm a male. I don't have blue eyes though.

[The Onion]

Just clocked in at 146 on Stanford-Binet. Remember doing another test and being in the high 130's. I don't think those are very accurate. I remember the docs talking about my birth mother being close to 150. She was nuts borderline schizo and used to beat the shit out of me so many 'LOL'... my older sister is above me as well, so I guess genetics has to do with it. Anyway, taking the mensa test on Monday. Braaaains

So you're saying that you have an IQ(-score) at or above the 99.7 percentile of the population...  

[The Onion]

Could you please elaborate on how the test was conducted? The verbal reasoning part would be especially interesting to hear about. 

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

On the internet the average IQ is 135, I guess below that people are too stupid to turn on the computer.

[The Italian Lifter]

I was never able to do the IQ test, never understood how it works or what am I supposed to do

[phreak]

no they arent accurate...

i scored 142 in the mensa test...yes i am a certified mensan.

its pretty amazing that your mum adn sis is above 146...thats virtually unheard of..and close to 150?.... are you sure about that?

very rare to get anyone at or near 145..let alone 150...and 3 in the same family?- u should buy a lottery ticket.

My wife was a mensa member (148), but she gave up her membership. She went to a few meetings, but considered everyone there retards, who only discussed the same nonsense regular humans do (TV, celebrities).


I tested myself too and it turns out I'm borderline retarded.    I succeed at life, which is what counts.

[phreak]

I recently read that intelligence has 5 correlating features:

Blue eyes

Rec drug use

Being a night owl

High sex drive

Big tits (if you're female)

5 out of 5 for me. And yes, male.

[MikMaq]

I'd never even bother my verbal abilities would drag me through the floor.


Besides all that I'm autistic, which is code for half my brain doesn't work. Without testing ones social processing, IQ tests are meaningless. Alot of the people with high IQ's lack the social skills to run a mcdonalds. That's not to say super smart people aren't social, but simply IQ tests don't factor in ability to read body language, ability to manipulate, and empathetic sense.

[phreak]

Besides all that I'm autistic, which is code for half my brain doesn't work. Without testing ones social processing, IQ tests are meaningless. Alot of the people with high IQ's lack the social skills to run a mcdonalds. That's not to say super smart people aren't social, but simply IQ tests don't factor in ability to read body language, ability to manipulate, and empathetic sense.

This describes my wife perfectly. Brilliant, but can't apply it when dealing with humans.

[mik1111]

Without testing ones social processing, IQ tests are meaningless. Alot of the people with high IQ's lack the social skills to run a mcdonalds. That's not to say super smart people aren't social, but simply IQ tests don't factor in ability to read body language, ability to manipulate, and empathetic sense.

this is the dumb man's excuse. not that there's anything wrong in not being smart.

[hazbin]

5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions

[Mr Nobody]

Yes you have to have a minimum of a 140 IQ to get on Obamas Healthcare site or you get fined.

[The Showstoppa]

As scary as this sounds gents, I clocked in at a 138 when I was in the 4th grade.

[Bertha Butt]

I recently read that intelligence has 5 correlating features:

Blue eyes

Rec drug use

Being a night owl

High sex drive

Big tits (if you're female)

Only score 3 out of 5... Does a cup size GG or H compensate for not doing drugs and staying up late?

My wife was a mensa member (148), but she gave up her membership. She went to a few meetings, but considered everyone there retards, who only discussed the same nonsense regular humans do (TV, celebrities).


I tested myself too and it turns out I'm borderline retarded.    I succeed at life, which is what counts.

Main topic was who's doing who. Was I supposed to keep up with that? I can't even remender all the guys I fucked myself...

You're just as retarded as an MD, according to the IQ-scale vs education.  

[NordicNerd]

Just clocked in at 146 on Stanford-Binet. Remember doing another test and being in the high 130's. I don't think those are very accurate. I remember the docs talking about my birth mother being close to 150. She was nuts borderline schizo and used to beat the shit out of me so many 'LOL'... my older sister is above me as well, so I guess genetics has to do with it. Anyway, taking the mensa test on Monday. Braaaains

Take the WAIS-IV- it will give you the most accurate score and also a lot of info regarding your cognitive relative strengths. It is the best there is. Don't bother with the MENSA bullshit. It's not a serious IQ test.


NN

[Mr Anabolic]

I last tested at 138.

[Obvious Gimmick]

I've tested 112xs every time it's been 225

[GraniteCityDon]

5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions

 

I have yet to take an "official" test but everything ive had online ive smashed. I dont put alot of faith into them because if they truly are an accurate indication of intelligence then we are all in trouble, they are ridiculously easy.I will say with absolute confidence that i have a much higher than average IQ.

[galeniko]

73

that puts me straight on par with the animal kingdom

[Kim Jong Bob]

73

that puts me straight on par with the animal kingdom

well all your exgirlfriends thinks you are a pig so.... 

[El Diablo Blanco]

I took the bidet test and just got wet.

I'm a mensa member, got in years ago.  No big deal.  I don't even give a shit about it.  I only did it because my prof told me to.  I am smart SMRT!!

[chaos]

I've tested 112xs every time it's been 225

Post the results after Sony dubs the soundtrack.