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My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« on: December 13, 2013, 02:14:28 PM »
- Take my girlfriend of 3 months to meet my grandparents
- Grandfather tells us stories about Korean war for 2 hours
- Grandmother leaves room to go make dinner
- Girlfriend gets up to leave the room, walks by my grandfather
- Grandfather slaps her ass from his chair and says "Tell my wife to hurry up with the supper"
- I say nothing.

EDIT: I asked my girlfriend if it made her uncomfortable after we left. She didn't seem to bothered and wrote it off as old men doing what they do. I am mostly upset that I beta'd out and said nothing to my grandfather after it happened.

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 02:16:42 PM »
What is Grandpa RB's account name here?

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2013, 02:16:57 PM »
Seems Legit

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 02:17:04 PM »

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 02:25:26 PM »
Maybe slap your grandmothers ass and see how he likes it ?

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2013, 02:30:41 PM »
dummy, you just got grandpa's seal of approval. his own son your father prob never got that approval from his father. you son are truely blessed.
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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2013, 02:48:51 PM »
It's well known that old men that fought in actual wars can do whatever the fuck they want.

I was about 5 with my grandpa, who is a veteran, once when he got pulled over by the state police...ended up comparing pistols and laughing a lot, couldn't hear too well but I think it was about what his pistol did to many an un-named "chinamen" back in "da war".

Was also goin about 105 in his ram-charger (red necks know what that is) and walked away with nothing more than a "taker er' easy".

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 02:50:39 PM »
It's well known that old men that fought in actual wars can do whatever the fuck they want.

Yeah, they've seen it all, done it all, ain't afraid of anything and they know they can get away with it

Who's to tell him he can't slap him grandsons gfs bottom?

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2013, 02:57:10 PM »
- Take my girlfriend of 3 months to meet my grandparents
- Grandfather tells us stories about Korean war for 2 hours
- Grandmother leaves room to go make dinner
- Girlfriend gets up to leave the room, walks by my grandfather
- Grandfather slaps her ass from his chair and says "Tell my wife to hurry up with the supper"
- I say nothing.

EDIT: I asked my girlfriend if it made her uncomfortable after we left. She didn't seem to bothered and wrote it off as old men doing what they do. I am mostly upset that I beta'd out and said nothing to my grandfather after it happened.

Sounds like a lie.












Well, maybe not the beta part, but having a girlfriend....

 ;D
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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2013, 03:01:19 PM »

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2013, 03:11:23 PM »
Maybe slap your grandmothers ass and see how he likes it ?

You should fuck the shit out of your grandma and force him to watch the video daily for the rest of his life.

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2013, 03:24:16 PM »
It's well known that old men that fought in actual wars can do whatever the fuck they want.

I was about 5 with my grandpa, who is a veteran, once when he got pulled over by the state police...ended up comparing pistols and laughing a lot, couldn't hear too well but I think it was about what his pistol did to many an un-named "chinamen" back in "da war".

Was also goin about 105 in his ram-charger (red necks know what that is) and walked away with nothing more than a "taker er' easy".

Same stories with my grandpa, unbelievable cool stories.

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2013, 03:25:19 PM »
Sounds like a lie.












Well, maybe not the beta part, but having a girlfriend....

 ;D

Guilty... lol

copied it off bbing.com

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2013, 03:25:53 PM »

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2013, 03:31:03 PM »
Your grandfather is Alpha. Be proud of him...

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2013, 03:33:52 PM »
Your grandfather is a true hero and get bigger if he would have slapped that ass and taking her to his bed room to show her his "pistol" you would have still sat there and taking it!

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2013, 03:57:06 PM »
I could definitely kick my grandpa's ass, world war II veteran or not

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2013, 04:04:27 PM »

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2013, 05:19:25 PM »
You should fuck the shit out of your grandma and force him to watch the video daily for the rest of his life.
Unbelievably sexy idea
prime jerk off material right there

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2013, 09:37:20 PM »
- Take my girlfriend of 3 months to meet my grandparents
- Grandfather tells us stories about Korean war for 2 hours
- Grandmother leaves room to go make dinner
- Girlfriend gets up to leave the room, walks by my grandfather
- Grandfather slaps her ass from his chair and says "Tell my wife to hurry up with the supper"
- I say nothing.

EDIT: I asked my girlfriend if it made her uncomfortable after we left. She didn't seem to bothered and wrote it off as old men doing what they do. I am mostly upset that I beta'd out and said nothing to my grandfather after it happened.

is the grandpa goes by the handle 'primemuscle'?
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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2013, 09:38:20 PM »
is the grandpa goes by the handle 'primemuscle'?

I said slapped my girfriend;s ass, not tbombz's ass.

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2013, 09:46:35 PM »
Well, what does one do? I mean it's your grandpa. It one of the last bastions of sexual harassment most people still laugh off...For now.
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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2013, 12:41:36 AM »
It's well known that old men that fought in actual wars can do whatever the fuck they want.

I was about 5 with my grandpa, who is a veteran, once when he got pulled over by the state police...ended up comparing pistols and laughing a lot, couldn't hear too well but I think it was about what his pistol did to many an un-named "chinamen" back in "da war".

Was also goin about 105 in his ram-charger (red necks know what that is) and walked away with nothing more than a "taker er' easy".

Wow! Your grandpa fought the Chinese? Didn't know we went to war with them

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2013, 01:08:28 AM »
My father does that to my wife. Plus poking her in the ass when her jeans tore. ;D Alpha genes all the way. What did I do? Laugh, like everyone else present.

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Re: My grandfather slapped my girlfriends ass
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2013, 01:25:03 AM »
would he happen to be of Scotch-Irish ancestry ???

and did y'all happen to go shopping at the k-mart on west board after this incident ;D