married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course

[anabolichalo]

it's crazy how these feelings suddenly overwhelm you


like.... you are shaving and have a tiny cut on your face.... you look for the blood stopping bar ... and find out your wife / gf has thrown it out with the garbage (brand new)


you just want to do something horrible and start screaming

[Conker]

nah that doesn't bother me as i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay) , what does piss me off though is when she thinks it's a good idea to use my razor to shave her legs and then deny it.

[anabolichalo]

nah that doesn't bother me as i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay) , what does piss me off though is when she thinks it's a good idea to use my razor to shave her legs and then deny it.

it's like women do a million things that annoy you

most you dont really think about


but once in a while it all adds up and you have a melt down and want to 

[Hulkotron]

i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay)

[anabolichalo]

it's stops the blood

[Powerlift66]

it's stops the blood

tampon?

[Hulkotron]

it's stops the blood

I shave with one of these:



It takes longer than a normal razor e.g. Mach 3 or whatever but I think it is superior + is more fun/musculine in a non-homoerotic manner of course.

[LurkerNoMore]

DRIVE MY CAR AND MOVE THE SEAT AND MIRRORS AROUND!!!!!!!!!! 

[OneMoreRep]

as i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay)

It's a fantastic instrument, looks like this..



"1"

[bigmc]

I shave with one of these:



It takes longer than a normal razor e.g. Mach 3 or whatever but I think it is superior + is more fun/musculine in a non-homoerotic manner of course.

fucking a bro

i use an axe 

[FitnessFrenzy]

it's crazy how these feelings suddenly overwhelm you


like.... you are shaving and have a tiny cut on your face.... you look for the blood stopping bar ... and find out your wife / gf has thrown it out with the garbage (brand new)


you just want to do something horrible and start screaming

Blood stopping bar?

[anabolichalo]

I shave with one of these:



It takes longer than a normal razor e.g. Mach 3 or whatever but I think it is superior + is more fun/musculine in a non-homoerotic manner of course.

tripple blades cause a lot of sneaky cuts just when you are almost ready because they hook into the skin


bastard company gilette

[anabolichalo]

this is the one she threw out, brand new


dumb whore goddamnitt

[Teutonic Knight]

it's like women do a million things that annoy you

most you dont really think about


but once in a while it all adds up and you have a melt down and want to 

Mod's STOP this MORON !.

[Wolfox]

Do you apply your blood stopping bar to your angus?

[AbrahamG]

No.  Whenever I want to fuck my wife, I just do it.  She doesn't have a say.  "My house, i get the say". 

[Dr.J]

No.  Whenever I want to fuck my wife, I just do it.  She doesn't have a say.  "My house, i get the say". 

 

[Dr.J]

My GFS never says no...guess I'm lucky.

[The Italian Lifter]

DRIVE MY CAR AND MOVE THE SEAT AND MIRRORS AROUND!!!!!!!!!! 

I do not have this problem since she's almost tall as me 
(but still have many others)

[Radical Plato]

My girlfriend moves shit around constantly.  You get used to say, the knife sharpener being where it has been for the last 2 years and then she suddenly decides it now is going to live in the 3rd drawer down.  This can happen with any item in the house, I regularly curse her when she isn't there after discovering she has moved some essential item I use.  I am unsure if this her her way of being passive aggressive or she genuinely has some other psychological compulsion she is fulfilling.

[The Italian Lifter]

My girlfriend moves shit around constantly.  You get used to say, the knife sharpener being where it has been for the last 2 years and then she suddenly decides it now is going to live in the 3rd drawer down.  This can happen with any item in the house, I regularly curse her when she isn't there after discovering she has moved some essential item I use.  I am unsure if this her her way of being passive aggressive or she genuinely has some other psychological compulsion she is fulfilling.

no mate, she's just a woman

[hrspwr1]

no mate, she's just a woman

 exactly, they all have low-t which makes them semi retarded.

[The Italian Lifter]

exactly, they all have low-t which makes them semi retarded.

I would say the opposite mate, it's me who usually acts like neanderthal, on the other hand she's smart and witty

[hrspwr1]

Ha, I may be a caveman but at least I can fix the car. 

[The Italian Lifter]

Ha, I may be a caveman but at least I can fix the car. 

and she's good at breaking them down!