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Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« on: December 18, 2013, 06:41:57 AM »
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2013, 06:44:29 AM »
I bet she checked in to the sea while she was drowning
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2013, 06:45:34 AM »
Such misfortune doesn't happen at the Ugandan pier.
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2013, 06:46:16 AM »
Symptomatic for today's generation.
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2013, 06:46:29 AM »
That was not booty as I understand she lives northeast Australia.
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2013, 07:01:34 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on December 18, 2013, 06:46:29 AM
That was not booty as I understand she lives northeast Australia.
Of course it's not me because I would be checking getbig forums, not facebook. 
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2013, 07:02:36 AM »
While she was in the water she noticed Chaos and 3 Ugandan sailors underneath in a compromising situation.
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2013, 07:03:00 AM »
Quote from: booty on December 18, 2013, 07:01:34 AM
Of course it's not me because I would be checking getbig forums, not facebook. 
Good move.
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2013, 07:08:37 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on December 18, 2013, 06:44:29 AM
I bet she checked in to the sea while she was drowning

Alright, that's funny!
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2013, 07:48:54 AM »
"Engrossed in Social Media" of Peace

Alertness of Peace

Awareness of Surroundings of Peace

Reason to endanger your life of Peace
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2013, 07:51:57 AM »
HAHHHHAAAAA omg...splash


 Just a couple years ago some woman walked into a fountain in a mall while playing with her phone... bitch tried to sue the mall.


 
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2013, 07:56:28 AM »
Facebook, glad I never 'fell' in that trap...
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2013, 07:58:34 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on December 18, 2013, 07:56:28 AM
Facebook, glad I never 'fell' in that trap...

me neither, just hate this useless thing, who cares if you just ordered a pizza anyway? why do you have to take a pic of it?  ::)
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2013, 08:02:06 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on December 18, 2013, 06:44:29 AM
I bet she checked in to the sea while she was drowning

Best one-liner I've read on these boards in some time.

Hats off to you good sir.
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2013, 08:08:55 AM »
 I just wish there was a Huge Salt Water Croc beneath these waters.....
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2013, 08:18:55 AM »
Quote from: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 07:58:34 AM
me neither, just hate this useless thing, who cares if you just ordered a pizza anyway? why do you have to take a pic of it?  ::)

Once, a guy (no homo) asked me if I had FB. I said "no, I'm not social". That was a short conversation...
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2013, 08:31:05 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on December 18, 2013, 08:18:55 AM
Once, a guy (no homo) asked me if I had FB. I said "no, I'm not social". That was a short conversation...

did he give you the "dramatic look"?
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2013, 08:32:29 AM »
Quote from: hrspwr1 on December 18, 2013, 07:51:57 AM
HAHHHHAAAAA omg...splash


 Just a couple years ago some woman walked into a fountain in a mall while playing with her phone... bitch tried to sue the mall.


 
I saw this woman who lives near me walk into a door as she was leaving.

Everytime I see her, she has her phone held out in front of her.
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2013, 08:47:13 AM »
Quote from: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 08:31:05 AM
did he give you the "dramatic look"?

No, rather the "from which planet are you?" look ;D
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2013, 08:57:35 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on December 18, 2013, 08:18:55 AM
Once, a guy (no homo) asked me if I had FB. I said "no, I'm not social". That was a short conversation...
Narcissist son of peace.....lol muthafuka
  ;D ;D
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2013, 09:06:00 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on December 18, 2013, 07:56:28 AM
Facebook, glad I never 'fell' in that trap...
X2.
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2013, 09:06:17 AM »
guess the race
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2013, 09:08:22 AM »
Quote from: hrspwr1 on December 18, 2013, 07:51:57 AM
HAHHHHAAAAA omg...splash


 Just a couple years ago some woman walked into a fountain in a mall while playing with her phone... bitch tried to sue the mall.


 

Was a classic, vid is on youtube
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2013, 09:09:30 AM »
so much for multi tasking in women
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Re: Woman Walks Off Pier Due To Checking Facebook
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2013, 09:14:20 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on December 18, 2013, 06:44:29 AM
I bet she checked in to the sea while she was drowning

HA HA...good one
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