Apparently bad grammar is a big turn off for most girls

[Roger Bacon]

I knew that at college girls would roll their eyes at me or give me weird looks when they heard me talk, but I was even at a ball game back home and some girl at the concession stand laughed at me for saying "yall aint have no nachos?"

I swear, this world is getting so lame that if you aren't a prim and proper metrosexual male wearing make-up and sporting fringed bangs you are going to get outright laughed at by about 95% of girls.

[tu_holmes]

I think if you're going to do anything, you should attempt to do it well... This includes speaking and writing.

Even if it's on a phone.

I don't do the "shorthand" that has started to permeate society since the advent of phones that text.

That's just me though.

I know that I couldn't date a woman who had poor grammar or spelling.

[Roger Bacon]

I think if you're going to do anything, you should attempt to do it well... This includes speaking and writing.

Even if it's on a phone.

I don't do the "shorthand" that has started to permeate society since the advent of phones that text.

That's just me though.

I know that I couldn't date a woman who had poor grammar or spelling.

I copied this from bb.com because it made me lol

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[DroppingPlates]

"yall aint have no nachos?"

You're sound like someone from a trailer park or a Mexican immigrant 

[dj181]

I knew that at college girls would roll their eyes at me or give me weird looks when they heard me talk, but I was even at a ball game back home and some girl at the concession stand laughed at me for saying "yall aint have no nachos?"

I swear, this world is getting so lame that if you aren't a prim and proper metrosexual male wearing make-up and sporting fringed bangs you are going to get outright laughed at by about 95% of girls.

just curious rog, you ever hook yourself with any black chicks?

heard them ones on east main and broad like a little white bread from time to time

[SF1900]

Roger Bacon pissed off because him and Vince Goodrum live in the same trailer and do not know how to use proper grammar.

[syntaxmachine]

On the other hand, approximately zero women have found it hot when I correct some grammatical foible of theirs or other.

[99 Bananas]

Turn you down? They would have to have you on the hook already for that to happen. They should be so lucky to get you to even look in their direction. Stupid bitch has no ability to recognize greatness. On to the next one.

Grammar. Hah. Shoot a load in her face and tell her to go get decent for fucks sake. Gotta let these whores know who the fuck is on top of the food chain.

[DroppingPlates]

I copied this from bb.com because it made me lol

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158983363

 

Keep to troll 

[Roger Bacon]

Roger Bacon pissed off because him and Vince Goodrum live in the same trailer and do not know how to use proper grammar.

LOL!!! It sucks living with Goodrum, you can't even imagine the hell he puts me and my brother Vissy through!!!

[Mr Nobody]

You have to use bad grammar in certain situations as "can I holds a gallon of gas" at the store.

[240 is Back]

I knew that at college girls would roll their eyes at me or give me weird looks when they heard me talk, but I was even at a ball game back home and some girl at the concession stand laughed at me for saying "yall aint have no nachos?"

I swear, this world is getting so lame that if you aren't a prim and proper metrosexual male wearing make-up and sporting fringed bangs you are going to get outright laughed at by about 95% of girls.

LOL U SRS?  OMG.

[Rascal full]

Remain true to yourself and you will attract women worth having.

[DroppingPlates]

You have to use bad grammar in certain situations as "can I holds a gallon of gas" at the store.

She might sit on your face and fart.

[Obvious Gimmick]

Women find bad bank accounts a bigger turn off.

#90%ofNBAgettinglaiddailydespitebeingilliterate.

[phil mcgroin]

As a true getbigger you should have reached back like a pimp and smacked the ho to get her right

[DroppingPlates]

As a true getbigger you should have reached back like a pimp and smacked the ho to get her right

But he isn't black

[johnnynoname]

i don't know what you Homersexual are talking about....

...I have a nice sized, beautiful penis and I'm built like a semi main event "bad guy fighter" in a early 90's direct to cable Martial arts tournament movie.........

with that prefaced I never met a ho who didn't blow me because I couldn't properly spell the word "Syn-douche"

[dr.chimps]

Spoken word is a much different animal than the written, where rules of proper grammar are more applicable. Translation: she's a total bitch and you should have dong slapped her with the bratwurst.