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flinstones1- the real life hitch
« on: December 19, 2013, 07:35:10 AM »
I  successfully arranged a 20 year old virgin on a date with a chick hotter than 90% of  guys will bang in their  entire life .  It's the first time he's ever seen a woman naked in his life with the exception of a lap dance at a strip club. this guy is a total nerd but he has height and she digs the fact that he's 6'5.


he texted me a picture from the other night  and  this shit is priceless. Just comment in this thread and If I know you i'll pm it to you..just vouche for me that I am the  love doctor...hitch...matchma ker whatever you want to call it.
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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 07:37:01 AM »
I  successfully arranged a 20 year old virgin on a date with a chick hotter than 90% of  guys will bang in their  entire life .  It's the first time he's ever seen a woman naked in his life with the exception of a lap dance at a strip club. this guy is a total nerd but he has height and she digs the fact that he's 6'5.


he texted me a picture from the other night  and  this shit is priceless. Just comment in this thread and If I know you i'll pm it to you..just vouche for me that I am the  love doctor...hitch...matchma ker whatever you want to call it.

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 08:12:51 AM »
You know me, let's see this chick

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 08:13:28 AM »
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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 08:13:36 AM »
A movie in the making..."The 20 Yr Old 6'5 Virgin"

"He can dunk, but can he score?"

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2013, 08:16:13 AM »
How is the business going other than this fella?

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2013, 08:30:35 AM »
You're black?

Let me see the whore.  Love high class escorts.

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2013, 08:31:06 AM »
guys- I look up to flinstones1


ME!!!


....that is a endorsement in itself

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2013, 10:18:28 AM »
["uote author=Parker link=topic=511413.msg7212315#msg7212315 date=1387469616]
A movie in the making..."The 20 Yr Old 6'5 Virgin"

"He can dunk, but can he score?"
[/quote]

Looooool

Yeah how the hell can you be a virgin at 6'5"?

I remember one time in middle school, was talking about this guy who was around that height, "yeah Joe is crazy tall, I feel like I barely reach his waist"

Another kid says, "perfect."

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2013, 10:23:22 AM »
Will smith and Kevin James jacked off together?  Must be a deleted scene.
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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2013, 10:24:40 AM »
You are the love Doctor. Send it and I will see if you are really telling the truth about all of it.  ;)

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2013, 10:26:20 AM »
Is this your "job", greaseball ?  ::)

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2013, 12:14:50 PM »
Let see... is he really so lucky?!

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2013, 12:15:47 PM »
Ok, so far Flintstones1 story is complete bullshit. 

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2013, 12:17:21 PM »
Ok, so far Flintstones1 story is complete bullshit. 

How so?

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2013, 12:18:09 PM »
Can anybody report on the awesomeness of the pic?

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2013, 12:23:32 PM »
A movie in the making..."The 20 Yr Old 6'5 Virgin"

"He can dunk, but can he score?"

Priceless

For everything else there is mastercard.
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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2013, 12:58:31 PM »
Ok, so far Flintstones1 story is complete bullshit. 

So you're just starting to figure this out?

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2013, 01:16:04 PM »
How so?

did you believe that an insecure young fellow

who wanks off with his gym buddies

is also capable of dropping the kind of sweet lyrics that would get a  nerd laid with a 10

i dont see it
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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2013, 01:23:22 PM »
I  successfully arranged a 20 year old virgin on a date with a chick hotter than 90% of  guys will bang in their  entire life .  It's the first time he's ever seen a woman naked in his life with the exception of a lap dance at a strip club. this guy is a total nerd but he has height and she digs the fact that he's 6'5.


he texted me a picture from the other night  and  this shit is priceless. Just comment in this thread and If I know you i'll pm it to you..just vouche for me that I am the  love doctor...hitch...matchma ker whatever you want to call it.

Why set someone up, rather than having her for yourself?

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2013, 01:25:59 PM »
Why set someone up, rather than having her for yourself?

You know, this has been vexing me also.

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2013, 02:41:19 PM »
Why set someone up, rather than having her for yourself?

Guys I should of been more clear (for alpha and johnny who haven't been on here in a while)

For the past several months I have been running a matchmaking service mostly through word of mouth. I don't use female escorts I use facebook, various free dating websites, craigslist, instragram... and create profiles for my clients and will put them on dates with women. Once the time of the date is arranged I am out of the picture. If he fucks up and cant hit it, that's on him. If he cant get past the third date with her that's him. If she doesn't like him and rejects him....not my problem.

 The higher quality women they request,  the more I charge. Because it's a lot harder for me to get her to go out with the  guy when she is  a 9 . and he doesn't have a lot to work with in the looks department.

anyways so far I've made some good cash. and Im changing people's lives at the same time.

3 of the people I work with make over 6 figures, they just don't have the time to go out and meet women. I weed out the catfish, attention whores, stalkers, for them.
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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2013, 03:01:38 PM »
Guys I should of been more clear (for alpha and johnny who haven't been on here in a while)

For the past several months I have been running a matchmaking service mostly through word of mouth. I don't use female escorts I use facebook, various free dating websites, craigslist, instragram... and create profiles for my clients and will put them on dates with women. Once the time of the date is arranged I am out of the picture. If he fucks up and cant hit it, that's on him. If he cant get past the third date with her that's him. If she doesn't like him and rejects him....not my problem.

 The higher quality women they request,  the more I charge. Because it's a lot harder for me to get her to go out with the  guy when she is  a 9 . and he doesn't have a lot to work with in the looks department.

anyways so far I've made some good cash. and Im changing people's lives at the same time.

3 of the people I work with make over 6 figures, they just don't have the time to go out and meet women. I weed out the catfish, attention whores, stalkers, for them.


hahahaha, yet you post here your pathetic dating life with single moms, amputees and midgets.

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2013, 03:03:11 PM »
how much $$$ did this earn you ???

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Re: flinstones1- the real life hitch
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2013, 03:04:34 PM »
how much $$$ did this earn you ???

$500  I heard he's saving to buy a hotel