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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2013, 08:14:29 PM »
Blow the whistle. Take the cash

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2013, 08:19:37 PM »
I found out yesterday, in a very indirect way, that the company I currently work for (a major financial services firm) has been breaking the law for pretty much the past 5 years on 30% of all trading activity.

I did a rough estimate calculation and the amount of money transacted illegally is astronomical.

I am scared shitless because I did most of the paperwork behind these deals, unaware that what I was submitting was illegal.

I am thinking of bringing this up to the SEC.

well, as a whistleblower, you can forget about ever working in the financial services industry again.

Key words here bro... Substantially Correct.

So long as you believed the numbers you submitted were SUBSTABTIALLY CORRECT, you'll be ok. if your lawyer does even a half-ass job at looking for precedents, he'll find it (pm me and i'll give you the state it's easy to find in... it's a state that's probably the most friendly to finance law).

besides that, so long as you believed the numbers you were given were correct, you should be ok... even if you didn't do due diligence. Worst that'll happen is you'll be suspended from practice for a year.

that's a hell of a lot better than having a license and being unable to find work because nobody will hire a rat.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2013, 09:21:20 PM »
sounds like the firm went in balls deep in you shouldve protected your future better man, stick with tried and true manual labor jobs
Jackson Pollock was a great painter just through some shit on the canvas made a bunch of dollars.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2013, 09:39:53 PM »
Send an email to your manager expressing your shock and horror at discovering that you were unknowingly implicated in what appears to be fraudulent activity.  Start a paper trail ASAP.

I found out yesterday, in a very indirect way, that the company I currently work for (a major financial services firm) has been breaking the law for pretty much the past 5 years on 30% of all trading activity.

I did a rough estimate calculation and the amount of money transacted illegally is astronomical.

I am scared shitless because I did most of the paperwork behind these deals, unaware that what I was submitting was illegal.

I am thinking of bringing this up to the SEC.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2013, 09:54:53 PM »
Enjoy your stay at Club Fed, queef.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2013, 09:59:45 PM »
You're going to jail for sure. You committed criminal act no doubt. Better star working your hands bro.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2013, 10:00:46 PM »
If he blows the whistle he gets 15 - 30%

Won't need to work again.

Toootoot tweeeet.  Toooot

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2013, 11:03:54 PM »
If he blows the whistle he gets 15 - 30%

Won't need to work again.

Toootoot tweeeet.  Toooot

whistleblower in financial services?

IRS whistleblower gets 50% usually I believe (IRS form 411 btw. lol)

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2013, 11:41:07 PM »
I found out yesterday, in a very indirect way, that the company I currently work for (a major financial services firm) has been breaking the law for pretty much the past 5 years on 30% of all trading activity.

I did a rough estimate calculation and the amount of money transacted illegally is astronomical.

I am scared shitless because I did most of the paperwork behind these deals, unaware that what I was submitting was illegal.

I am thinking of bringing this up to the SEC.

If by "I did most of the paperwork behind these deals" means your john handcock is on them it's on you and who ever else signed the docs. If your boss didn't sign them it's not on him... Sucker :D

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2013, 11:54:21 PM »
If by "I did most of the paperwork behind these deals" means your john handcock is on them it's on you and who ever else signed the docs. If your boss didn't sign them it's not on him... Sucker :D

so long as he believed he was working with correct information he'll be ok. hard to prove criminal negligence in financial matters in the absence of criminal intent.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2013, 01:03:07 AM »
Get in contact with HR that's what they are for

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2013, 04:56:36 AM »
Hurry up and call Jon Corzine for advice.  He was spotted on his yacht sipping mojito's in the Caribbean.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2013, 04:59:47 AM »
No matter what happens, you did one thing right: you came to getbig first. Smart man... ::)

Hahahaha!

Seriously, one word: IMMUNITY. Get a mouthpiece, pronto.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2013, 05:04:57 AM »
You're going to jail for sure. You committed criminal act no doubt. Better star working your hands bro.
He won't go to jail, he's not black.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2013, 05:21:23 AM »
I found out yesterday, in a very indirect way, that the company I currently work for (a major financial services firm) has been breaking the law for pretty much the past 5 years on 30% of all trading activity.

I did a rough estimate calculation and the amount of money transacted illegally is astronomical.

I am scared shitless because I did most of the paperwork behind these deals, unaware that what I was submitting was illegal.

I am thinking of bringing this up to the SEC.

You've watched to many episodes of American Greed, slappy.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2013, 05:28:49 AM »
you autta hop a jet outta here.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2013, 06:05:10 AM »
Sounds like Goldman Sachs..

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2013, 06:07:12 AM »
Transfer me all the money and I'll handle it from here 8)

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2013, 06:08:20 AM »
You think you might be involved in white collar organized crime and your first thought is to seek advice on getbig? I'm calling fiction or incredible stupidity. Since this is getbig I know which one I am leaning to.

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2013, 06:14:45 AM »

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #45 on: December 21, 2013, 06:19:24 AM »
you will breathe sieved air soon
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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2013, 06:38:40 AM »

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2013, 06:42:59 AM »
redd foxx once said "if you can't shit, fuck".   " and if you can't fuck, shit".
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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2013, 07:00:12 AM »
And one more thing: Ask the Mod's to delete this thread and go handle your business ~
This, leaving evidence you knew what was going on and did nothing to stop it!

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Re: Holy shit, I'm scared shitless...
« Reply #49 on: December 21, 2013, 07:03:58 AM »
I found out yesterday, in a very indirect way, that the company I currently work for (a major financial services firm) has been breaking the law for pretty much the past 5 years on 30% of all trading activity.

I did a rough estimate calculation and the amount of money transacted illegally is astronomical.

I am scared shitless because I did most of the paperwork behind these deals, unaware that what I was submitting was illegal.

I am thinking of bringing this up to the SEC.

Tough call - I'd consider the possibility that they could be putting you in the frame for it. If that's a possibility, then I'd go to the SEC.

What's the legal position regarding you not reporting this now that you know.