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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2013, 11:17:02 AM »
2' section of rubber water hose
4-8lbs of salt
Box cutter with replacement blades
Blow torch
2lbs hammer
Power washer
Vice grips

This party would last well over a month

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2013, 03:09:08 PM »
I would bring these two homosexual deviants to a small shed in the woods that I have carefully and previously constructed of highly combustible materials. I would then escort them into the shed, which would be enclosed on all sides with the exception of an open door frame that one could easily walk out of. I would then have both of them kneel down at which point I would Crazy Glue their genitals to the floor of the shed, making it impossible for them to move without separating themselves from their genitals. I would then pour gasoline around the perimeter of the shed, with the exception of the door frame area, and light the gasoline to get a nice, but still under control fire going. I would then quickly go back into the shed and present each of these perverts with a dull, butter knife. I would then walk out of the shed, which would by now be getting quite warm, and leave them to their own resources.

What happens then would be of no concern to me.


sounds to me like you have done this sort of thing before....

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #52 on: December 22, 2013, 03:12:26 PM »
 12" knife. HOT. In their anus.

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #53 on: December 22, 2013, 03:15:17 PM »
a lot of badasses in this thread ::) ::) ::)

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #54 on: December 22, 2013, 03:17:20 PM »
I would bring these two homosexual deviants to a small shed in the woods that I have carefully and previously constructed of highly combustible materials. I would then escort them into the shed, which would be enclosed on all sides with the exception of an open door frame that one could easily walk out of. I would then have both of them kneel down at which point I would Crazy Glue their genitals to the floor of the shed, making it impossible for them to move without separating themselves from their genitals. I would then pour gasoline around the perimeter of the shed, with the exception of the door frame area, and light the gasoline to get a nice, but still under control fire going. I would then quickly go back into the shed and present each of these perverts with a dull, butter knife. I would then walk out of the shed, which would by now be getting quite warm, and leave them to their own resources.

What happens then would be of no concern to me.


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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #55 on: December 22, 2013, 03:18:13 PM »
whos the sick fucker now
come on Hebrew getbig is a glass house don't go casting stones now. ;D

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #56 on: December 22, 2013, 04:02:57 PM »
I would bring him to the gym for a back workout with Jay Cutler. We would start with lat pulldowns. I would place his balls on the bottom plate so whenever Jay repped the weight would slam down on his sack. Then we would take a break and Jay would give a 1 hour seminar on nutrient timing. Then we would do deadlifts. Not off the floor but 405 off his face and nuts. Then Jay would give another seminar on his pre-workout rituals. We would then do corner t-bar rows, but instead of using standard 45 plates we would attach a giant dildo to give him an anal prolapse. Then Jay would give another 1 hour seminar on how he fights cravings during his pre-contest diet. This poor motherfuckers probably hanging by the chin up bar by now.

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #57 on: December 22, 2013, 05:01:51 PM »
come on Hebrew getbig is a glass house don't go casting stones now. ;D

Irish diasporas are hebrews now lol?

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #58 on: December 22, 2013, 05:07:49 PM »
nothing, walk in there, politely ask to not do any such thing again and them let them walk free :D


nah, best would be to make them drink a radioactive drink and then lock the door, throw keys away.

no blood.no violence.we musnt let them drag us down to their level.

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when they fall into 1000 radioactive pieces, we christianily forgive them

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2013, 11:23:10 AM »
a video camera

some habanero peppers

a funnel

wire cutters.

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #60 on: December 23, 2013, 11:29:01 AM »
Rope and tbomz.

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2013, 11:45:16 AM »
File their teeth down slowly to their fillings / nerve endings . The agony that would cause alone would make them vomit on me as i did it.

Get a plug and some electrical flex then make off the ends so you just have a nice Live and Neutral.  Jam the electrical fuse box with something like a 6" nail so it wont ever trip out.

Then set about fixing their heads/necks/mouths with leather belts and tap the live wire on their teeth.

Eventually after getting bored of that i would tap in on their ears and one of their eyeballs. Until it burned off.

Then I'd kill the power, insert the live cable right down their ear canal until it was puncturing the ear drum - then I'd flick the power on and off again repeatedly.

They would inevitably bite their own tongue offs and choke/drown in their own blood.

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2013, 02:22:05 PM »
File their teeth down slowly to their fillings / nerve endings . The agony that would cause alone would make them vomit on me as i did it.

Get a plug and some electrical flex then make off the ends so you just have a nice Live and Neutral.  Jam the electrical fuse box with something like a 6" nail so it wont ever trip out.

Then set about fixing their heads/necks/mouths with leather belts and tap the live wire on their teeth.

Eventually after getting bored of that i would tap in on their ears and one of their eyeballs. Until it burned off.

Then I'd kill the power, insert the live cable right down their ear canal until it was puncturing the ear drum - then I'd flick the power on and off again repeatedly.

They would inevitably bite their own tongue offs and choke/drown in their own blood.

This is the most horrific one yet. Holy shit dude..

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #63 on: December 23, 2013, 02:27:09 PM »
12" knife. HOT. In their anus.

good choice. But they would probably faint quickly?

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #64 on: December 23, 2013, 02:27:20 PM »
File their teeth down slowly to their fillings / nerve endings . The agony that would cause alone would make them vomit on me as i did it.

Get a plug and some electrical flex then make off the ends so you just have a nice Live and Neutral.  Jam the electrical fuse box with something like a 6" nail so it wont ever trip out.

Then set about fixing their heads/necks/mouths with leather belts and tap the live wire on their teeth.

Eventually after getting bored of that i would tap in on their ears and one of their eyeballs. Until it burned off.

Then I'd kill the power, insert the live cable right down their ear canal until it was puncturing the ear drum - then I'd flick the power on and off again repeatedly.

They would inevitably bite their own tongue offs and choke/drown in their own blood.

I wouldnt want you as a neighbor. ;D

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #65 on: December 23, 2013, 02:42:46 PM »
The Saw movie script writers would like to make you an offer



File their teeth down slowly to their fillings / nerve endings . The agony that would cause alone would make them vomit on me as i did it.

Get a plug and some electrical flex then make off the ends so you just have a nice Live and Neutral.  Jam the electrical fuse box with something like a 6" nail so it wont ever trip out.

Then set about fixing their heads/necks/mouths with leather belts and tap the live wire on their teeth.

Eventually after getting bored of that i would tap in on their ears and one of their eyeballs. Until it burned off.

Then I'd kill the power, insert the live cable right down their ear canal until it was puncturing the ear drum - then I'd flick the power on and off again repeatedly.

They would inevitably bite their own tongue offs and choke/drown in their own blood.

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2013, 03:02:36 PM »
Crazy weapons would only make them pass out or die (too quick).

Torture techniques which they used to do on spy's are the shit; locked up in room with no light, or sound. Wrapped up in a suit which gives them no room to even touch there own face. Minimal disgusting food to survive, as little human interaction as possible.

A few weeks in those circumstances would make anyone insane.

A few years of that would be a fitting punishment for what damage they did to the boy.

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2013, 09:55:12 PM »
Crazy weapons would only make them pass out or die (too quick).

Torture techniques which they used to do on spy's are the shit; locked up in room with no light, or sound. Wrapped up in a suit which gives them no room to even touch there own face. Minimal disgusting food to survive, as little human interaction as possible.

A few weeks in those circumstances would make anyone insane.

A few years of that would be a fitting punishment for what damage they did to the boy.

That's why I said power washer and salt..just blast some skin off and pack it with salt...continue as desired!

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2013, 10:33:04 PM »
3 things cross my mind







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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #69 on: December 24, 2013, 01:26:28 AM »
The Saw movie script writers would like to make you an offer



It was late , about 4am and my grandmother came hobbling in to the spare bedroom where I was asleep.

"Your grand father didn't come up to bed, i thought he was still watching TV!" she sobbed hysterically.

I knew something was wrong, I told her to wait there as I went down the old stairs to the living room.

There he was, laying on his back in the dimly lit living room. I felt for his pulse but he had been dead for hours, he was stone cold. Despite my medical knowledge of the situation - I had to try, I had to try and revive my beloved Grand father.

I blew into his mouth and pushed, pushed pushed. By now my grandmother was on the stairs , looking on in panic.

I pushed, I pushed on his chest. I put my mouth to his to blow... and a huge gulp of black , cold blood filled my mouth.

His chest cavity had burst. Without swallowing i wiped his mouth and ran to the downstairs bathroom and spat into the bowl a huge gulp of black blood. It was in my teeth and around my lips.

"He's dead" I told my grandmother.


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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #70 on: December 24, 2013, 04:39:14 AM »
That's why I said power washer and salt..just blast some skin off and pack it with salt...continue as desired!

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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #71 on: December 24, 2013, 05:28:24 AM »
Prob use the blunt end first to beat the shit out of them....then rub plenty of salt on the wounds before I disembowl both of these asswipes from existance
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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #72 on: December 24, 2013, 05:29:28 AM »
Prob use the blunt end first to beat the shit out of them....then rub plenty of salt on the wounds before I disembowl both of these asswipes from existance

What if they spat in your face?
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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #73 on: December 24, 2013, 05:32:27 AM »
some hungry rats
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Re: 30 mins alone in a room with these 2 f*cks, what weapons do you bring?
« Reply #74 on: December 24, 2013, 05:36:10 AM »
What if they spat in your face?


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