but I wouldn't get involved in a man's marriage or share what he chooses to do regarding his sex life.
I'll make fun of his helmet-skull, sealbelly, littlegirlcalves... but shit, leave his personal life out of it.
C'mon a stripclub, he wasn't walking his anaconda!
Besides, if he's cheating on his wife she has a right to know.
And if he was cheating on her it would be awfully stupid to do it in public, he's quite the recognisable guy

No, this ain't nottin' but a peanut...