Author Topic: Merry Klausmas!!!  (Read 32581 times)

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2014, 12:50:16 AM »
Gentlemen I love Kluasmas  as much as any Getbigger, i try to celebrate das uber freak a little each day in my own special way, however the true Kluas season doesn't take place until the summer season  :'(.

That said let's continue to honor the cherished one but let's not destroy our hallowed tradition.

* how great was it when "Klaus" himself posted here.

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2014, 01:00:50 AM »
lol... i remeber other boards talking sht about getbig when we praised him... they didnt comprehend that getbig was trolling... it was hilarious.. i think bb.com was one of them saying" can you believe these guys at getbig think this guy looks great!!" ... the good old days

I remember he was a time-traveling uber freak. His backstory GetBig gave him was legendary  ;D

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2014, 06:09:48 AM »
KLAUSMAS TIME!

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2014, 06:12:29 AM »
Merry klausmas. Remember to sprinkle extra creatine on your christmas pudding.

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2014, 06:16:08 AM »
Tier 0  :P

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2014, 06:17:32 AM »
The dysbalance between upper and lower body was holding Klaus back. If he had brought up his legs to match his upper body, the guy would've been unstoppable.


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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2014, 06:31:04 AM »
Klaus is an inspiration and light in the dark - his Teutonic genes allowed him to even surpass the proportions of Michelangelo's work.

I heard that an oil company sponsors his life style and he is, and always will be, a tank.
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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2014, 06:31:09 AM »
One of the bigger guys for sure.

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2014, 06:41:11 AM »
Klaus is an inspiration and light in the dark - his Teutonic genes allowed him to even surpass the proportions of Michelangelo's work.

I heard that an oil company sponsors his life style and he is, and always will be, a tank.

Klaus never touched oil in his life. At the RTL-show he was they put him in an MRT and the doctor confirmed that Klaus consist of 100 % muscle (also sub 5 % bf).

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2014, 06:44:48 AM »
The dysbalance between upper and lower body was holding Klaus back. If he had brought up his legs to match his upper body, the guy would've been unstoppable.



yeah, but he still make the schomes bitches dem ,wet

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2014, 07:00:15 AM »
Hahahaha klaus.


as a child klaus parents told him that when he grows up he can be whatever he wants to be

he became a balloon

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2014, 07:30:54 AM »
klaus iss loos

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2014, 07:33:07 AM »
Klaus doring...
Ain't a Xmas on getbig without a Klaus thread
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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2014, 07:39:08 AM »
Mental illness

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2014, 07:51:23 AM »
Mental illness

Not in this case, please do not speak ill of the Klaus. He is in the pantheon of getbig legends. Even rich piano with his 8 hour arm workouts and use of pmma has not be able to match the arms that the great klaus possesses

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2014, 08:02:32 AM »
I wonder just how many cc's
How many jabs & how long
It took him to achieve that
Classical look.

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2014, 08:06:10 AM »
I for one think it's fantastic that members are posting their favorite pictures of such artistic classic physiques. Klaus is surely one of the greatest of all time, uncrowned Mr. Olympia

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #42 on: December 20, 2014, 10:18:23 AM »
Hahahaha klaus.


as a child klaus parents told him that when he grows up he can be whatever he wants to be

he became a balloon

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2014, 10:24:58 AM »
Klaus never touched oil in his life. At the RTL-show he was they put him in an MRT and the doctor confirmed that Klaus consist of 100 % muscle (also sub 5 % bf).

You can just look at the dude and see the quality tissue. Oil, FFS...

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2014, 10:45:50 AM »
Merry Klausmas, fellow getbiggers.   Respect the greatest of all time.  Not many remember the glory days of Klaus.

  I hear he is in North Dakota now, with a drill rig in each pec and arm

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2014, 11:14:40 AM »
Hahahaha klaus.


as a child klaus parents told him that when he grows up he can be whatever he wants to be

he became a balloon

Zen level joking skills by our beloved dictator.
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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2015, 09:58:32 PM »
Had to bump this it just does not seem festive enough until the great klaus pops up.  Merry klausmas getbiggers

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #47 on: December 24, 2015, 10:15:44 PM »
Oh Klausmas tree, oh Klausmas tree,
Your branches are gigantic.
Oh Klausmas tree, oh Klausmas tree,
You make the small men frantic.
Your arms are huge, so syntholy,
How you got so big's, a mystery.
Oh Klausmas tree, oh Klausmas tree,
Your body is titanic.

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #48 on: December 24, 2015, 10:20:17 PM »

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Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2015, 04:56:05 AM »