What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?

[Primemuscle]

Go.

You first.

[EastCoastChick]

I would have had you killed and your dead body dumped in a hog trough.  You probably still might deserve that. I may even enjoy it.

X2

[benchmstr]

I egged a few houses and broke a few windows out of cars....typical non sense that embarrasses the shit out of you as you get older and realize what a fool you were as a teenager.

Egging houses was my favorite activity for the longest time..

I was 15 or 16 and my motorcycle got keyed at school...I found out who did it and poured a 5 gallon jug of jet strip on his car that night....when he got to school the next day his car was all fucked up..he wasn't even mad..he openly admitted to me that he Keyed my bike, apologized..and said "lets stop this before it goes further"

Bench

[Tapeworm]

I caused suffering.

[Lobstah]

When I was five I suffocated a very expensive parakeet with baby powder.

Fucker was looking at me like he wanted to fight.

Wow you are terrifying

[Slapper]

I would have had you killed and your dead body dumped in a hog trough.  You probably still might deserve that. I may even enjoy it.

Do you like moonshine?

[Slapper]

Wow you are terrifying

It was terrible stuff, I admit to it.

One of those things I wish I did not do.

[Darren Avey]

I used to have an alter ego that I used to use when sending weird letters to other people. One guy I sent a letter to every soingle day for over 2 years just saying weird shit like "Towels are my friends when I am ill" or "Im stalking the mountains"

[wes]

I did some outright heinous shit when I was a kid........would take a few years to post just one quarter of it.

[Big Chiro Flex]

I did some outright heinous shit when I was a kid........would take a few years to post just one quarter of it.

Give us a preview 

[wes]

Give us a preview 

Later bro.....gotta` think up one of my more tame escapades.....don`t want to shock anyone. 

[Darren Avey]

When I was in my teens I used to go out every night with my binoculars to see if I coiuld see naked ladies through their windows.

[King Shizzo]

I fed my baby sister a clump of dead ants, and told her it was chocolate. You should have seen her face.

Like a dumbass, I bragged to my dad what I did. He didnt find it so funny. I got my ass whooped with a belt.

[King Shizzo]

I also put a bunch of tadpoles into a fish bowl with water. Then I slowly added bleach and watched them disintegrate before my eyes.

I also remember living next to a streetlight when I was younger. One time, I took my toy shotgun (which made a loud bang when fired) and shot at some ladies parked at the redlight. The driver screamed in horror.

[wes]

Once I was breaking up bricks with a hammer and the girl that lived next door to me tried to take my hammer away,so I clocked her in the head with it.....my father chased me around the block 3 times until he caught me.....I could have easily gotten away from him but I wasn`t allowed to leave the block.

Pissed in a bottle of soda and gave it to a kid once.....he liked it.

Also,at the neighborhood wading pool,I filled up a soda can with water and randomly threw it towards the other end of the pool,Hail Mary style, and split some kids head wide open.

He got his brothers to beat me up but I was fleet of foot.

Threw snowballs a tractor trailer truck and almost made it jacknife......the driver got out and chased up for 10 minutes.....I think he was a little pissed off! 

Broke into some neighbors house where he stored stuff for his drywall business,he came home and chased us for hours until around 3 in the morning.

Big black guy who was a former boxer..huge guns and he lived right across the street from me so he waited outside for me to come home....had to break into my house through a cellar window in the back yard.

This stuff was when I was pretty young,I won`t get into my later criminal activities! 

I`m glad I changed my ways!

[King Shizzo]

Once I was breaking up bricks with a hammer and the girl that lived next door to me tried to take my hammer away,so I clocked her in the head with it.....my father chased me around the block 3 times until he caught me.....I could have easily gotten away from him but I wasn`t allowed to leave the block.

Pissed in a bottle of soda and gave it to a kid once.....he liked it.

Also,at the neighborhood wading pool,I filled up a soda can with water and randomly threw it towards the other end of the pool,Hail Mary style, and split some kids head wide open.

He got his brothers to beat me up but I was fleet of foot.

Threw snowballs a tractor trailer truck and almost made it jacknife......the driver got out and chased up for 10 minutes.....I think he was a little pissed off! 

Broke into some neighbors house where he stored stuff for his drywall business,he came home and chased us for hours until around 3 in the morning.

Big black guy who was a former boxer..huge guns and he lived right across the street from me so he waited outside for me to come home....had to break into my house through a cellar window in the back yard.

This stuff was when I was pretty young,I won`t get into my later criminal activities! 

I`m glad I changed my ways!

You sound like a real winner champ.

[Wolfox]

This girl really liked me and wanted to be my girlfriend. I took advantage of that and talked her into running a train. She didn't want it but I gave the whole "well, if you really care about me you'll let my friend ..."

Me and my friend tag teamed her.

Still feel bad to this day.

[Big Chiro Flex]

This girl really liked me and wanted to be my girlfriend. I took advantage of that and talked her into running a train. She didn't want it but I gave the whole "well, if you really care about me you'll let my friend ..."

Me and my friend tag teamed her.

Still feel bad to this day.

Why did you want your buddy to be there so badly 

[King Shizzo]

Why did you want your buddy to be there so badly 

Because he and Flinstones have been lifelong friends.

[Wolfox]

Why did you want your buddy to be there so badly  

He liked her. Plus I thought it made me cool pimping her. Stupid kid shit. I thought I was a mac daddy... well i was but it was stupid.

[Mr Anabolic]

Worst and dumbest thing I ever did when I was a kid:

1982.  Made C4 in my garage with a friend and packed it into a hole in an old tree in a local cemetery.  The tree was about 75 feet tall... the explosion completely uprooted and fell the tree.  The hole in the ground was about 4 deep and 4 wide.  Neighbors thought lightening hit the tree.  I got away with it.  Today I would have been arrested and convicted as a terrorist.

[Mr Nobody]

I shit on a girls ankles.

[Primemuscle]

I shit on a girls ankles.

disgusting! You were a terrible, incorrigible kid. 

[99 Bananas]

becoming accustomed to drinking 151 before you're old enough to fully empathize for others will make you do some terrible things. Thankfully it was never rape or anything creepy.

[Wiggs]

I feel alot better about myself because it seems to me that while people are willing to say they've done some bad things, they'd rather not go into details. lol