1 Feminist + 1 Sexist Product = Comedy Gold

[24KT]

A WORD TO THE WISE: Never ask a feminist to hawk a sexist product,
...especially if that feminist is as sharp as Ellen DeGeneres.  LOL. 

[SamoanIrishman]

As a dad of 4 daughters I love teaching my daughters about corporate bullish*t like this. We love infomercials. Every woman on those come across as retarded morons.

[24KT]

As a dad of 4 daughters I love teaching my daughters about corporate bullish*t like this. We love infomercials. Every woman on those come across as retarded morons.

You must have a lot of material to laugh at.

WoW, ...4 girls?! You got good sperm. 

[SamoanIrishman]

And a boy. Mom and wife say I have so many girls because of my promiscuous past. Say its Karma cause I was a "heart breaker" ....i don't buy it. Though when dating age, I will teach them every trick in the book we assholes use to get in your pants.

[Migs]

And a boy. Mom and wife say I have so many girls because of my promiscuous past. Say its Karma cause I was a "heart breaker" ....i don't buy it. Though when dating age, I will teach them every trick in the book we assholes use to get in your pants.

WTF are you Mormon!  Or a Mexican...Catholic?  Oh, so what tricks are these...wait, sharpening pencil to take notes..m'kay go ahead.

[24KT]

WTF are you Mormon!  Or a Mexican...Catholic?  Oh, so what tricks are these...wait, sharpening pencil to take notes..m'kay go ahead.

Awww Miggy, don't let people deceive you into thinking it's some big complicated mystery.

Getting into a woman's pants isn't all that hard to do. infact, it's quite easy once you know how,
...but it could cost you a bit of money at first, if you want to do it legally and not get arrested.


ps: it doesn't in any way involve hiring prostitutes.

[SamoanIrishman]

Irish and Samoan..uh yeah catholic. I get my weekly dose of guilt

Not tricks per say. More of all the bullshit we are willing to say and do to get some as young guys.

[tonymctones]

she shys away from pointing out the differences between men and women???

LMFAO chivalry is dead, and feminist killed it ladies

[Migs]

she shys away from pointing out the differences between men and women???

LMFAO chivalry is dead, and feminist killed it ladies

Truth.

What's wrong with prostitutes.  A man has to pay for it one way or another....

[24KT]

Truth.

What's wrong with prostitutes.  A man has to pay for it one way or another....

Sooo... Do you want to learn how to get into a woman's pants any day of the week, as often as you like or not?

[phreak]

Sooo... Do you want to learn how to get into a woman's pants any day of the week, as often as you like or not?

That would be a strict muslim marriage, which also doesn't come cheap.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Ask JC Penney how having Ellen hawk their stores has worked out.

[24KT]

That would be a strict muslim marriage, which also doesn't come cheap.

Nope, that was not at all what I was thinking. No where near it.

Oh well, ...it looks like Miggy doesn't want to know the secret, ...so I'll just keep it to myself. 

[Migs]

Nope, that was not at all what I was thinking. No where near it.

Oh well, ...it looks like Miggy doesn't want to know the secret, ...so I'll just keep it to myself. 

ok back now, had to kick the hooker out.  What's the secret lol.

[24KT]

ok back now, had to kick the hooker out.  What's the secret lol.

Ok, here we go... The big reveal....

How To Get into a Woman's Pants Anytime You Want in 4 Simple Steps!

Step 1: Go to the nearest ladies clothing store or boutique, and scope out the cutest sales clerk.

Step 2: Ask the hottie waiting on you to take your waist, thighs, and inseam measurements.

Step 3: Have her show you some ladies pants that will fit you.

Step 4: If your budget permits, purchase multiple pairs of these pants, take them home, and get into them anytime you want, any day of the week. You might even be able to get into a different pair of woman's pants every night of the week!   

You're Welcome 

ps: What did you think of the video?

[Migs]

I already had the women's pants, need the lady now lol. As for the video...way too long, for not being as funny as it could have been.  The problem with her satire on this, is the fact that women and gay guys WILL buy this solely for the fact that it is pink.  Case in point, I already know two different women that have these.  She needs to stick to hocking berkinstocks (sp)

[24KT]

I already had the women's pants, need the lady now lol. As for the video...way too long, for not being as funny as it could have been.  The problem with her satire on this, is the fact that women and gay guys WILL buy this solely for the fact that it is pink.  Case in point, I already know two different women that have these.  She needs to stick to hocking berkinstocks (sp)

What pink? I didn't see any pink. What video are you referring to?
I'm talking about the one with the hot girl, and the laughing baby boy?

[Migs]

What pink? I didn't see any pink. What video are you referring to?
I'm talking about the one with the hot girl, and the laughing baby boy?

They were there.  Actually pink camo pattern, probably blended in with the rest of my stuff.  Um i was talking about the ellen vid posted a the top.  didn't see the hot girl one. 

[24KT]

They were there.  Actually pink camo pattern, probably blended in with the rest of my stuff.  Um i was talking about the ellen vid posted a the top.  didn't see the hot girl one. 

Check your msgs. I sent you a copy of Prince Marcus' video.

[Migs]

that was funny. 

[24KT]

that was funny. 

I thought you'd get a kick out of that one.