BREAKING: RETIRED GENERAL MARCHES ON DC - POTUS & SENATORS FLEE CITY!

[24KT]

General Mattis Crosses Potomac With 100,000 Troops;
President, Senate Flee City



WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented turn in American history, retired Marine Gen. James Mattis, several years after being dismissed by the President and exiled to his estate in the countryside, marched on the national capitol early Tuesday morning with an army over one hundred thousand strong.

This number includes at least ten infantry legions, several aviation and artillery legions, and multiple cavalry cohorts.

“I come in peace, by myself, in order to hand-deliver a Memorandum of Concern to the Commander in Chief and the Senate,” said Mattis in a press conference. “I am moving on foot at a leisurely pace, with no ill will. If these American citizens choose to take a stroll with me, then who am I to turn down their companionship?”

The contents of the so-called memorandum are unknown, but are rumored by Mattis’ close advisors to contain paragraphs addressing unconstitutional acts by the administration and the Senate. Alarmed by the amassing of troops sympathetic to Mattis over the last week at Fort Myer, the Senate, the President, and various generals attempted to recall various combat divisions to Washington to defend the city.

These included the 101st Airborne, 82nd Airborne, 10th Mountain, and 3rd Infantry Divisions, in addition to the 2nd Marine Expeditionary Force.
“We even attempted to contact NAVSURFLANT and SUBLANT,” confided one Senate aide as he packed his Datsun to flee northward. “All we got was laughter and then static.”

The summoned units all either ignored their movement orders, or by the next morning had joined forces with Mattis’ ad-hoc command.
Mattis was apparently done waiting, and crossed the Potomac on landing craft, escorted by an honor guard from MARSOC. After setting fire to the National Archives and sabotaging key infrastructure, the cabinet and most members of the Senate fled north toward New York and Boston in cars, vans and whatever other vehicles they could commandeer.

The President has not been seen since early yesterday morning, but sources inside the State Department confirm that he is on a scheduled goodwill trip to Egypt, which was kept from the press for safety reasons. His travel schedule has not been released to pool reporters.


Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/general-mattis-crosses-potomac-100000-troops-president-senate-flee-city/

[Shockwave]

Any more reliable news outlets reporting this? This would be serious business if true... and it would be exactly what I would expect to happen.

and you can guarantee the politicians would quickly do something to get the military under their control quickly if they were faced with the possibility that they weren't in charge.

[avxo]

LOL... That was a funny read.

[Skeletor]

The Duffel Blog is a satirical website (like the Onion and the National Report, but a lot of people seem to believe them if the content suits their agenda/worldview). As usual 24KT, you fail.

[Shockwave]

The Duffel Blog is a satirical website (like the Onion and the National Report, but a lot of people seem to believe them if the content suits their agenda/worldview). As usual 24KT, you fail.

ha, doesnt suprise me. I literally didnt even take the time to click the link. It was a great read, but sounded extremely unlikely

[24KT]

The Duffel Blog is a satirical website (like the Onion and the National Report, but a lot of people seem to believe them if the content suits their agenda/worldview). As usual 24KT, you fail.

Au contraire... Not a fail at all. I got at least 1 person. lol. I know I did. 
I'm surprised others didn't catch on faster after Avxo's comment.

The other story I was going to post was just too obvious, ...and in far too poor taste to have posted. 

[avxo]

Au contraire... Not a fail at all. I got at least 1 person. lol. I know I did. 

Of course you did. You are well known in these forums as a poster of quality comments and links to prescient material that is uncannily accurate and offers timely warnings of impending disasters that the public at large is unaware are coming.

[temple_of_dis]

General Mattis Crosses Potomac With 100,000 Troops;
President, Senate Flee City



WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented turn in American history, retired Marine Gen. James Mattis, several years after being dismissed by the President and exiled to his estate in the countryside, marched on the national capitol early Tuesday morning with an army over one hundred thousand strong.

This number includes at least ten infantry legions, several aviation and artillery legions, and multiple cavalry cohorts.

“I come in peace, by myself, in order to hand-deliver a Memorandum of Concern to the Commander in Chief and the Senate,” said Mattis in a press conference. “I am moving on foot at a leisurely pace, with no ill will. If these American citizens choose to take a stroll with me, then who am I to turn down their companionship?”

The contents of the so-called memorandum are unknown, but are rumored by Mattis’ close advisors to contain paragraphs addressing unconstitutional acts by the administration and the Senate. Alarmed by the amassing of troops sympathetic to Mattis over the last week at Fort Myer, the Senate, the President, and various generals attempted to recall various combat divisions to Washington to defend the city.

These included the 101st Airborne, 82nd Airborne, 10th Mountain, and 3rd Infantry Divisions, in addition to the 2nd Marine Expeditionary Force.
“We even attempted to contact NAVSURFLANT and SUBLANT,” confided one Senate aide as he packed his Datsun to flee northward. “All we got was laughter and then static.”

The summoned units all either ignored their movement orders, or by the next morning had joined forces with Mattis’ ad-hoc command.
Mattis was apparently done waiting, and crossed the Potomac on landing craft, escorted by an honor guard from MARSOC. After setting fire to the National Archives and sabotaging key infrastructure, the cabinet and most members of the Senate fled north toward New York and Boston in cars, vans and whatever other vehicles they could commandeer.

The President has not been seen since early yesterday morning, but sources inside the State Department confirm that he is on a scheduled goodwill trip to Egypt, which was kept from the press for safety reasons. His travel schedule has not been released to pool reporters.


Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/general-mattis-crosses-potomac-100000-troops-president-senate-flee-city/

I heard they are purging all democrats in thier path.

[Archer77]

She's trying to play it off like she didn't believe it and posted it as a joke.  Same thing happened when she posted about Texas inmates being subjected to medical experiments.

[Dos Equis]

She's trying to play it off like she didn't believe it and posted it as a joke.  Same thing happened when she posted about Texas inmates being subjected to medical experiments.

She has done this many times. 

[Archer77]

She has done this many times. 

Doesn't surprise me.  On another note, why is she being allowed to spam her gold scam.

[Dos Equis]

Doesn't surprise me.  On another note, why is she being allowed to spam her gold scam.

I think the compromise was allowing her to put her company information in her signature line.  I have that feature blocked, so I don't see it. 

The regulars know she trolls the board for suckers . . . I mean customers.  Don't lose any sleep over it.  I don't. 

[OzmO]

When you constantly pray for the demise of the USA you become desperate to believe anything.  140-160 IQ's included.   

[loco]

When you constantly pray for the demise of the USA you become desperate to believe anything.  140-160 IQ's included.  

LOL...true!  That and 24KT/JaguarEnterprises/Samson123 is mentally retarded.  Her IQ is more like 14.0 - 16.0.

[24KT]

If it gives you comfort to believe I mistook it for a genuine news item, ...knock yourselves out.

I just wish I could have seen the look on some of your faces when you first saw it.

A few of you are missing from the thread, ...probably grabbing your guns and heading for the hills.  

I was first tempted to post the Christmas Ham drop in Afghanistan story, ...but in the end decided on this one.

[24KT]

When you constantly pray for the demise of the USA you become desperate to believe anything.  140-160 IQ's included.  

Actually, the only time I got fooled was a while back, last summer, ...a story on Bernanke.
Damn it was a good one too. The only reason they got me, was because it wasn't April 1st by the time i was sent the link. I'll see if I can find it. Some people were so pissed off, they cancelled their subscriptions.

ps: A sure tip off that I didn't believe it was the lack of great big bold yellow highlighting.  

[headhuntersix]

I wish it was true.....

[24KT]

I wish it was true.....

Thanks for that honest response.

[OzmO]

If it gives you comfort to believe I mistook it for a genuine news item, ...knock yourselves out.

I just wish I could have seen the look on some of your faces when you first saw it.

A few of you are missing from the thread, ...probably grabbing your guns and heading for the hills.  

I was first tempted to post the Christmas Ham drop in Afghanistan story, ...but in the end decided on this one.

Sad that you thought anyone would have actually believed it when they first saw it.  

Actually, the only time I got fooled was a while back, last summer, ...a story on Bernanke.
Damn it was a good one too. The only reason they got me, was because it wasn't April 1st by the time i was sent the link. I'll see if I can find it. Some people were so pissed off, they cancelled their subscriptions.

ps: A sure tip off that I didn't believe it was the lack of great big bold yellow highlighting.  

You allow yourself to get fooled most of the time because you start with a theory based in a foundation of beliefs and work backwards to prove it.  

So I see the possibility of you believing this story although unlikely. But the fact you thought others might have at first makes me wonder.

[Archer77]

Thanks for that honest response.

I kind of wish it were true as well.  But god only knows what we would get from such an action.  Could be even worse.

[Soul Crusher]

I wish it was true.....

Me too.   This junta is acting lawless and like a 3rd world Marxist dictatorship

[24KT]

Sad that you thought anyone would have actually believed it when they first saw it.

Why wouldn't I think that? Have you read some of the hatred that has been expressed by so many members of the military? Cops & military personnel have never been known for having a great deal of respect, or admiration for the politicians who govern.

You allow yourself to get fooled most of the time because you start with a theory based in a foundation of beliefs and work backwards to prove it.  

   Dude, whadja mean I allow myself to get fooled most of the time... What most of the time?
It was only ONE TIME, lol, and it was no theory. It was a news article by a respected site that completely echoed my viewpoint. C'mon OzmO, I was honest enough to admit my error, as well as my willingness to temporarily suspend my initial skepticism. You yourself have seen the article that got me. Can you HONESTLY say it was unreasonable of me to MOMENTARILY allow myself to believe, ...even though that belief lasted only as long as it took to read the article? I am not in the least bit ashamed or embarrassed for feeling prematurely vindicated. The joke was carefully & thoughtfully crafted around plausibility.

My skeptic's radar went off immediately upon reading the headline, AND the date combined.

It didn't make sense that such BLOCKBUSTER news would NOT have previously come to my attention.

However, having read it for yourself, ...can you HONESTLY say that it was implausible? Be honest now...

So I see the possibility of you believing this story although unlikely. But the fact you thought others might have at first makes me wonder.

What's to wonder? Why wouldn't I think some might initially experience an increased pulse rate?
It's not like a few months had already gone by as in the case of the article that punked me.
Besides, ...you heard some of the comments... such a scenario would not be implausible for many here.

It just seemed too far fetched that people here would conceive of an administration so meticulous as to ensure that no one wore green on an overseas trip to the Middle East, would then commit such a horrible faux pas as to air drop a bunch of Christmas Hams into Muslim Afghanistan, ...so I ran with the capitol invasion story instead.

C'mon, ...look how many people here were sure Romney was going to win the election.

I called it the day they took Ron Paul out of the race ...but some who'll remain nameless, thought it would be a LANDSLIDE!!!   I'm sorry this just never gets old.

[24KT]

I kind of wish it were true as well.  But god only knows what we would get from such an action.  Could be even worse.

You would get the same thing the terrorists in Egypt got from Ghaddaffi... put down & squashed like bugs.

No scratch that, ...I don't think China & Russia would be foaming at the mouth eager to fund you, arm you, ...or create a no fly zone over the States by wiping out your airforce, ...but Saudi Arabia on the other hand...

[OzmO]

Why wouldn't I think that? Have you read some of the hatred that has been expressed by so many members of the military? Cops & military personnel have never been known for having a great deal of respect, or admiration for the politicians who govern.

   Dude, whadja mean I allow myself to get fooled most of the time... What most of the time?
It was only ONE TIME, lol, and it was no theory. It was a news article by a respected site that completely echoed my viewpoint. C'mon OzmO, I was honest enough to admit my error, as well as my willingness to temporarily suspend my initial skepticism. You yourself have seen the article that got me. Can you HONESTLY say it was unreasonable of me to MOMENTARILY allow myself to believe, ...even though that belief lasted only as long as it took to read the article? I am not in the least bit ashamed or embarrassed for feeling prematurely vindicated. The joke was carefully & thoughtfully crafted around plausibility.

My skeptic's radar went off immediately upon reading the headline, AND the date combined.

It didn't make sense that such BLOCKBUSTER news would NOT have previously come to my attention.

However, having read it for yourself, ...can you HONESTLY say that it was implausible? Be honest now...

What's to wonder? Why wouldn't I think some might initially experience an increased pulse rate?
It's not like a few months had already gone by as in the case of the article that punked me.
Besides, ...you heard some of the comments... such a scenario would not be implausible for many here.

It just seemed too far fetched that people here would conceive of an administration so meticulous as to ensure that no one wore green on an overseas trip to the Middle East, would then commit such a horrible faux pas as to air drop a bunch of Christmas Hams into Muslim Afghanistan, ...so I ran with the capitol invasion story instead.

C'mon, ...look how many people here were sure Romney was going to win the election.

I called it the day they took Ron Paul out of the race ...but some who'll remain nameless, thought it would be a LANDSLIDE!!!   I'm sorry this just never gets old.

Its common sense and awareness of what's going on.  Typically a person that thinks people would initially fall for a ridiculous headline like that likely initially fell for it herself.  Why?  Because as i said, you start with theory that appeals to your core beliefs and work backwards.  It gets to the point where your entire vision is skewed.

You can keep saying you were only fooled once over and over again.  Maybe you need to say it to ease your constant disappointment to the USA's not so imminent demise or the many sites and articles you focus on that never come true....."Yeah, it was just a possibility, the potential is always there.....it was plausible"  

 In the end, the beginning, and the middle, you are part of that looney troop....bloated with arrogance condescendingly spewing on the key board, thinking you know better, but in reality simply fooled on a higher level, suckered repeatedly.

No, Jags, Not at this time, a General gathering an army and marching on Washington is NOT possible, nor plausible, nor anything.  

Take control of your brain from your emotions.  Start with facts not theory.  Otherwise, you are no different that the Looney OB hating birthers, who believe the GOP is in on the giant conspiracy to put a Kenyan born communist in control of the whitehouse for more than 2 terms, who also pray something like a general to march on Washington, or a landslide, or their great savior Trump, because they too have let their hate influence their objectivity.  (enter: you voted for that ghetto twink thug)

PS:  I should add:  Pretty funny joke though    

[OzmO]

Pretty sad state of division in this country where people would openly hope for a coup.