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I think I'd go for some kinda machine gun with long range scope and such

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2013, 03:06:13 AM »
I think I'd go for some kinda machine gun with long range scope and such

Easy. I'd tie my neighbors up to my fence. Keep the zombie fed like zoo animals to tame them. If they aren't hungry, they won't bother you.

Boy there are some people I'd love to strap to that fence.
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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2013, 03:06:16 AM »
An axe, up close and personal...

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2013, 03:09:20 AM »
Easy. I'd tie my neighbors up to my fence. Keep the zombie fed like zoo animals to tame them. If they aren't hungry, they won't bother you.

Boy there are some people I'd love to strap to that fence.

What after a week when the neighbours are bones?

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2013, 03:13:03 AM »
- katana sword

- bow and arrow

- large knife

- silenced gun with a lot of ammo

- light weight body armor for arms that the zombies can't bite through.

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2013, 03:19:19 AM »
A silenced gun with plenty of ammo

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2013, 03:20:05 AM »
A sword like Michonne.

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2013, 03:21:19 AM »
A silenced gun with plenty of ammo

Good choice IMO, but also a knife or similar if you run out of bullets.

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2013, 03:21:43 AM »
What after a week when the neighbours are bones?

To keep my family safe, every non zombie would be bait. Sorry.
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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2013, 03:26:00 AM »
Good choice IMO, but also a knife or similar if you run out of bullets.
i should have said endless ammo.

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2013, 03:26:21 AM »
Goodrum would be a master at the dildo through the eye

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2013, 03:30:53 AM »
Goodrum would be a master at the dildo through the eye

Can you imagine tbombz walking around in the apocalypse, the zombies won't bite him because they can smell the HIV?

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2013, 03:48:06 AM »
Gun choice for close quarters action:

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2013, 05:38:34 AM »
M249 SAW, belt fed machine gun 5.56
M4 Carbine 5.56
M40 Rifle 7.62
1911 Pistol .45

several hundred rounds for each in an assault pack

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2013, 06:24:20 AM »
Keep it in scrounge-able calibers and easy to find weapons. That would mean 5.56 in M4/M16 platforms and various 9mm. In the first season, when they went to the CDC and passed all of those weapons in the parking lot. Madness. Also, WTF with Rick and his 8 pound Colt Python? Hard to find caliber and 6 shots? Ridiculous. Even Carl has more sense with a suppressed 9mm.

Also, a well placed .22 would seem to be enough. A suppressed 10/22?

Everybody runs the same guns. M4 and Glock 17. No exceptions. Parts interchangeability.

Also, I would break all of the selector switches on full-auto guns. Just a waste of ammo.

In the novel "World War Z" (not the absurd movie), the Army developed a long-handled hand-to-hand weapon that eventually was called "the Lobotomizer" or "lobo" for short.

Everything suppressed. No exceptions. If you aren't on watch, then you are cleaning your weapon, eating chow or getting sleep.

Make a beeline to the water. Get to a flotilla or to an island where you can eradicate the local zombie pop.

Everybody sleeps in a fucking cage, especially when they are sick with a hemorrhagic fever, FFS!

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2013, 06:44:42 AM »
Keep it in scrounge-able calibers and easy to find weapons. That would mean 5.56 in M4/M16 platforms and various 9mm. In the first season, when they went to the CDC and passed all of those weapons in the parking lot. Madness. Also, WTF with Rick and his 8 pound Colt Python? Hard to find caliber and 6 shots? Ridiculous. Even Carl has more sense with a suppressed 9mm.

Also, a well placed .22 would seem to be enough. A suppressed 10/22?

Everybody runs the same guns. M4 and Glock 17. No exceptions. Parts interchangeability.

Also, I would break all of the selector switches on full-auto guns. Just a waste of ammo.

In the novel "World War Z" (not the absurd movie), the Army developed a long-handled hand-to-hand weapon that eventually was called "the Lobotomizer" or "lobo" for short.

Everything suppressed. No exceptions. If you aren't on watch, then you are cleaning your weapon, eating chow or getting sleep.

Make a beeline to the water. Get to a flotilla or to an island where you can eradicate the local zombie pop.

Everybody sleeps in a fucking cage, especially when they are sick with a hemorrhagic fever, FFS!

I'm private messaging you if and when this shit goes down brah

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2013, 06:46:17 AM »
i would use the stinging get big insults

like do you even lift etc
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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2013, 06:49:42 AM »
Sawed off 12 gauge.

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2013, 07:01:51 AM »
I'm private messaging you if and when this shit goes down brah

LOL. BTW, the gun-stuff works in all SHTF  situations, not just zombies. Would work fine for wild inner-city Hebrews in a post-EBT pandemic riot. Add a couple of LR rifles for multi-zip code dropping and you are G2G.

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2013, 07:02:39 AM »
AR15, AK47/SKS, silenced .22, 9mm, 12g shotgun.  Definitely carry a survival knife & machete/katana. Crossbow or bow & arrow.  Any gun that has easy to find ammo really. For large mobs it would be nice to have a few pipe bombs.  I know the noise may attract more, but at least you can wipe out or immobilize a large group before any others arrive (assuming they are slow like the show).  I would consider going to a small island.  I do think living on a boat would be good if you have a small crew with you.  However you will have to dock at some point to refuel, and resupply.  

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2013, 07:08:43 AM »
The problem with a lot of weapons is that you can't get ammo and to carry a lot of ammo is a problem because of bulk and weight. The weapon I would chose would be a Ruger 1022 carbine with a 30 round clip.  I could carry 500 rounds in two blue jeans pockets. The weapon is good for 125 yard head hits. The second would be a .22 revolver. Up close and personal I don't want any jams. I just want to pull the trigger and know a bullet is coming out.

Lastly you need a sword. A katana would do.

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2013, 07:55:40 AM »
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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2013, 08:05:02 AM »
AK47, unlimited ammo.
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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2013, 08:06:52 AM »
- sword of Eli clone. Easy to kill with but can double as tool for wood and such

- bow and arrow

- slingshot

- large knife

- silenced .22lr rifle with a lot of ammo

- light weight body armor for arms that the zombies can't bite through. Chainmail maybe

- team up with other Marines.  


Though in my opinion invasion from a couple of big "allies" combining resources (russia / china / n Korea) would be more likely than zombies.

or a couple of high grade, strategically placed EMP's (wall street, gov't, military bases etc..)have the potential to put us in the dark ages....of which would be a great start before an invasion. Chaos, starvation national civil war of sorts.

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Re: Say The Walking Dead actually happened, what would be your weapon?
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2013, 08:10:52 AM »
AR15, AK47/SKS, silenced .22, 9mm, 12g shotgun.  Definitely carry a survival knife & machete/katana. Crossbow or bow & arrow.  Any gun that has easy to find ammo really. For large mobs it would be nice to have a few pipe bombs.  I know the noise may attract more, but at least you can wipe out or immobilize a large group before any others arrive (assuming they are slow like the show).  I would consider going to a small island.  I do think living on a boat would be good if you have a small crew with you.  However you will have to dock at some point to refuel, and resupply.  

People don't realize that a silenced high powered isn't like the movies. You need low velocity ammo (under 1100fps) or the report of the round cracking the sound barrier will still be heard for miles.