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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #150 on: December 29, 2013, 01:39:50 PM »
Lobstah is the black female Dennis Wolf  ;D

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #151 on: December 29, 2013, 01:39:57 PM »
Why is this a "man" specific thread? If your tooth gets you the vote, my week in the burn ward should get me one for the ladies. Two words: SLOUGHING SHOWERS.



hey i watched my wife give birth

women are way tougher than men
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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #152 on: December 29, 2013, 01:45:53 PM »
My Jewish people have been through a lot over the past couple millennia and were still here.

Were tough as shit.
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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #153 on: December 29, 2013, 01:47:20 PM »
whoever is willing to go the furthest and is too dumb to feel pain.

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #154 on: December 29, 2013, 01:47:29 PM »
Lobstah is the black female Dennis Wolf  ;D
EXACTLY. No shame in my calfless game.

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #155 on: December 29, 2013, 01:53:01 PM »

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #156 on: December 29, 2013, 01:53:48 PM »
Damn, girl.  How did that happen?
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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #157 on: December 29, 2013, 01:55:56 PM »
Damn, looks painful. Makes me think of Jaffa cakes.
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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #158 on: December 29, 2013, 02:04:54 PM »
Damn, girl.  How did that happen?
A coffee pot full of hot coffee exploded, sending coffee and glass everywhere, and apparently taking my chocolate hide with it. My skin is remarkably normal again, all things considered. Not perfect, but at least normal texture and back to brown.

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #159 on: December 29, 2013, 02:06:48 PM »
A coffee pot full of hot coffee exploded, sending coffee and glass everywhere, and apparently taking my chocolate hide with it. My skin is remarkably normal again, all things considered. Not perfect, but at least normal texture and back to brown.

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wtf did you get your coffee pot from Chinatown?
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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #160 on: December 29, 2013, 02:08:03 PM »
wtf did you get your coffee pot from Chinatown?
It wasn't even mine. I was dogsitting for a friend. The dogs went fucking NUTS, and ultimately had to spend a few days at the dog hotel because my ass was in the hospital.

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #161 on: December 29, 2013, 02:39:18 PM »
  How did it explode? Fuck. That looks horrific.  :(

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #162 on: December 29, 2013, 02:43:19 PM »
  How did it explode? Fuck. That looks horrific.  :(
I dunno, maybe it hated black people or was a suicide bomber carafe? Maybe Soul Crusher sent it to the house as a gift? Haha, I have no idea, but it sucked. On the bright side, I got to wear awesome gauze "pants" for a month and ruin people's lives with pictures of the healing process!

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #163 on: December 29, 2013, 02:48:58 PM »
Nice white shins...there's a little bit of good in everyone!

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #164 on: December 29, 2013, 02:54:17 PM »
My Jewish people have been through a lot over the past couple millennia and were still here.

Were tough as shit.

I thought you were "Tongan"  ???

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #165 on: December 29, 2013, 03:17:24 PM »
I dunno, maybe it hated black people or was a suicide bomber carafe? Maybe Soul Crusher sent it to the house as a gift? Haha, I have no idea, but it sucked. On the bright side, I got to wear awesome gauze "pants" for a month and ruin people's lives with pictures of the healing process!

At least it didn't spill into any cracks!

All joking aside, a woman won a massive lawsuit against McDonalds for their coffee being too hot when it burnt her crotch, when she was in her car and put the cup between her legs then spilt it.

Now they don't make it as hot.
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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #166 on: December 29, 2013, 03:18:20 PM »
Did you burn your hoohoo dilly ???
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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #167 on: December 29, 2013, 03:22:04 PM »

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #168 on: December 29, 2013, 03:22:46 PM »
Did you burn your hoohoo dilly ???
Anything you could touch with a flat palm between my navel and shins was a blizzard of burnt black skin flakes.

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #169 on: December 29, 2013, 03:27:21 PM »
Anything you could touch with a flat palm between my navel and shins was a blizzard of burnt black skin flakes.
Ouch. Glad you've made a full and functional recovery. :D
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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #170 on: December 29, 2013, 03:39:53 PM »
I take the complete muscletech line.

so you need to write stuff on your body cause you re too dumb to stick by it or remember it just using your brains day after day right? Until you realize how dumb it was.

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #171 on: December 29, 2013, 03:51:06 PM »
so you need to write stuff on your body cause you re too dumb to stick by it or remember it just using your brains day after day right? Until you realize how dumb it was.

That must suck that You got fired right before Christmas. Hope your family wasn't too disappointed with a lackluster quantity of Christmas presents bro  :-\

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #172 on: December 29, 2013, 04:04:24 PM »
Very impressive! Any chance ylou could start a thread with personal stories? I bet it a lot of people would enjoy those.


too many to sit down and remember them all. I see threads like this and I'm reminded of things, so I post'em up. I could post up stories about prison, smuggling in mexico, getting busted in mexico, drug misadventures in san diego, guys od'ing on insulin, me and another formerly well-known poster here passing out on the sidewalk in front of my old supplement store from shooting too much insulin (Humalog) then stuffing outselves with food and doing shots of nubain.. imagine the sight! lol.. too bodybuilders sleeping on the stairs/sidewalk of an upscale neighborhood stripmall outside their store with the stores door wide open and people just walking in and walking around with no workers in sight... lol.. what a mess.... or dropping a bottle of freshly made trenbolone on the sidewalk infront of a store-front police station right next to the supplement store and having it shatter into pieces in front of a couple cops. lol... Christ.. brings back memories.

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #173 on: December 29, 2013, 06:07:17 PM »
Why is this a "man" specific thread? If your tooth gets you the vote, my week in the burn ward should get me one for the ladies. Two words: SLOUGHING SHOWERS.


Ouch, burns are the worst pain! Glad you fully recovered with no major scar tissue!

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Re: Toughest man on getbig
« Reply #174 on: December 29, 2013, 06:15:45 PM »
 5 months premature. ;)
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