Author Topic: Nicknames for your penis based on bodybuilders. Gay or not? (Read 2334 times)

RRR · « **on:** December 28, 2013, 07:15:15 PM »

I'm hesitating between "Marvelous Melvin" and "Gregg Valentino".

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2013, 07:26:28 PM »

Thread worthless without pictures

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2013, 07:33:48 PM »

In before Primemuscle

MAXX · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2013, 07:34:54 PM »

Giant Killer

RRR · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2013, 07:37:48 PM »

Hope that helps

el numero uno · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2013, 07:39:41 PM »

the gift

che · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2013, 07:39:57 PM »

Gentle Giant (Günter Schlierkamp) , The Real Deal ( Chris Cormier )

Lobstah · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2013, 07:54:48 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on December 28, 2013, 07:39:41 PM

the gift

I think you should just unzip and say, "wider than Heath?"
If she does anything other than remove her panties immediately, do not hit, do not pass go, do not collect 200 hand jobs.
Also feel free to put your Predator back in the lineup and say "would not hit" as you kick her out.

el numero uno · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2013, 08:05:06 PM »

Quote from: Lobstah on December 28, 2013, 07:54:48 PM

I think you should just unzip and say, "wider than Heath?"
If she does anything other than remove her panties immediately, do not hit, do not pass go, do not collect 200 hand jobs.
Also feel free to put your Predator back in the lineup and say "would not hit" as you kick her out.

Hahaha lol @ wider than heat.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2013, 08:21:57 PM »

How about "RRR"?

Skeletor · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2013, 08:31:09 PM »

"The Sultan of symmetry" would be a funky name to impress the ladies.

Tom Platz's "The Golden Eagle" would sound impressive.

But if I had to choose one I'd rather go with Arnold's "The Oak".

booty · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2013, 08:33:06 PM »

The Oak is good. Sounds fuckable

RRR · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2013, 08:47:44 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on December 28, 2013, 08:21:57 PM

How about "RRR"?

Regality vs. Religion= Revolution

Lobstah · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2013, 08:52:16 PM »

Quote from: poldaktalos on December 28, 2013, 08:31:09 PM

"The Sultan of symmetry" would be a funky name to impress the ladies.

Tom Platz's "The Golden Eagle" would sound impressive.

But if I had to choose one I'd rather go with Arnold's "The Oak".

I can't even be in this thread anymore. I am holding back from making so many dick jokes because it makes me feel even less classy than I've already turned out to be. like I want to turn into a one woman frat house and never stop making boner jokes, and somehow be the Grace Jones in a room full of Dolph Lundgrens, but....
No.
even I know when to shut up.