Serious this time:
To continue working on my character defectsTo have a Go To War attitude every time I hit the gym
To battle it out in a thong once again
To stop beating the wife because she won`t have sex with me
To quit wetting the bed so I`ll no longer have to rely on Adult Pampers
To emulate my role model....the person men call C-Swole..no loolypoppin`,no cupcakin`
To try to quit wearing Ottomix high top boots,while wearing a T-Michael boatneck sweatshirt,while carrying 2 gallons of water with me wherever I go,and to throw away all my No Limits and Platinum Everywear baggies/clown pants along with my collection of 225 fanny packs,and Gazzelle shades
To drop all 6 of my 22 year old sizzling hot nymphomania college chicks that I`m paying big money to because my wife wont fuck me
To take my vitamins and say my prayers at night and ask God to help me to stay in a positive nitrogen balance to avoid the dreaded catabolism
To avoid solid people with productive lives and hang out more with fellow thong warriors
To get Hazbin to make the comeback of the decade..us iron warriors have to keep each other motivated
To get ripped abs like Gal,and to think more like uberman......WHY DADDY WHY !!
To learn to bake Thomas Jefferson Muffins if it kills me
To squat 405 for 20 reps ala 240 or bust
And last but not least,to eat more red clay and less heme iron
To surprise headbutt at least 20 strangers on the street a week...somebodys gotta` be alpha
Oh yeah,to stop making piss poor posts like this one because I`m bored out of my mind.....some of my worst work yet
