Author Topic: Anyone else not do shit last night? (Read 4819 times)

che · « **Reply #25 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:34:26 AM »

Quote from: macos on January 01, 2014, 09:26:17 AM

So had some buds last night and ended up with just a bj.....no sex.

Are you a homosexual ,Macos?

macos · « **Reply #26 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:35:00 AM »

Quote from: Thick Nick on January 01, 2014, 09:32:30 AM

One of your buds blew you last night? W T F man. Keep that shit to your self.

I meant budweisers bro.....beer.

Shockwave · « **Reply #27 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:37:02 AM »

Quote from: Thick Nick on January 01, 2014, 09:32:30 AM

One of your buds blew you last night? W T F man. Keep that shit to your self.

Haha, first thing I thought reading that post too... I kinda scratched my head and was thinking "WTF, hope one of your buds is a chick...."

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:39:50 AM »

Quote from: deceiver on January 01, 2014, 09:22:21 AM

Same here, except wife banging and kids part, I spent last night completely alone, playing starcraft with my buddy and then talking with friend on skype. I have never done any of what you have mentioned, different social circles I guess. Banging whores and drugging is unheard of among my friends, most of them are either alone or in long time relationships.

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wes · « **Reply #29 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:42:58 AM »

I vaguely remember this one time I went out on NYE and was arrested and in jail by 10 PM......or was that two times

All the idiots are out in force...glad to say I`m now an idiot who stays home and chills.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #30 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:43:13 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on January 01, 2014, 08:44:13 AM

Anyone else not do shit last night?

I did not defecate last night.

"1"

Shockwave · « **Reply #31 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:44:07 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on January 01, 2014, 09:43:13 AM

I did not defecate last night.

"1"

But... did you reverse defecate semen into your butthole?

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #32 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:47:09 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on January 01, 2014, 09:44:07 AM

But... did you reverse defecate semen into your butthole?

That goes without saying First Sergeant Shockwave.

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macos · « **Reply #33 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:48:02 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on January 01, 2014, 09:37:02 AM

Haha, first thing I thought reading that post too... I kinda scratched my head and was thinking "WTF, hope one of your buds is a chick...."

Hahaha.....
no homo

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #34 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:48:58 AM »

Shockwave · « **Reply #35 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:49:05 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on January 01, 2014, 09:47:09 AM

That goes without saying First Sergeant Shockwave.

"1"

Lulz. Pretty sure you're aiming several ranks to high. Try PFC. I may or may not have been busted down a couple times.

wes · « **Reply #36 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:49:13 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on January 01, 2014, 09:43:13 AM

I did not defecate last night.

"1"

Up your ~~ass~~ fiber my brother!

Happy New Year OMR.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #37 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:51:22 AM »

Quote from: wes on January 01, 2014, 09:49:13 AM

Up your ~~ass~~ fiber my brother!

Happy New Year OMR.

Happy New Year Wes!!

Wishing everyone here the very best!

"1"

calfzilla · « **Reply #38 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:57:08 AM »

Nothing but I did go to the store and after leaving there i was driving down the street and I saw a group of people walk out of a bar and get into a big fight. It was a 25mph zone so I saw some good stuff. Was a little tempted to pull to the curb but chose not to. This was only about 11:15 $:-\$

macos · « **Reply #39 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:00:55 AM »

I would have called Big Ron on 911.
no homo

US MUSL · « **Reply #40 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:03:34 AM »

Had a couple of beers and a magical brownie, that's about it.

viking1 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:04:57 AM »

Watched a Netflix docu on the Bloods and Crips. Went to bed at 10:00. Word.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #42 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:17:10 AM »

Basically did the same. Hang out watched movies with kids. Wife and I got down after all were in bed then just chatted for awhile. Sneaking sex is easy with kids but having an hour or two uninterrupted to just talk and be a couple is much harder so I cherish these kind of nights.

Wiggs · « **Reply #43 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:24:11 AM »

Went to a buddy's house, smoked and watched the Walking Dead Marathon, got bar food to go. Went home, ate and fell asleep. Life is good.

Mrdibbs · « **Reply #44 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:25:58 AM »

Went to a techno party, got smashed, hit on every hot chick in sight. Failed misarebly with every single one of them

. Game totally off tonight.

Should have just stayed home and get wasted while ''the smiths'' play in the background.

_aj_ · « **Reply #45 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:37:16 AM »

Quote from: Mrdibbs on January 01, 2014, 10:25:58 AM

Went to a techno party, got smashed, hit on every hot chick in sight. Failed misarebly with every single one of them . Game totally off tonight. Fapped like a boss.

FIFY.

Props on the excellent Bricktop avatar, btw.

Cheers!

Archer77 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:41:19 AM »

Got together with in-laws. Drank two bottles of my favorite brew, black and blue made by dogfish head, and fell asleep before twelve. I live an exciting life.

Mrdibbs · « **Reply #47 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:43:42 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 01, 2014, 10:37:16 AM

FIFY.

Props on the excellent Bricktop avatar, btw.

Cheers!

Thanks

Too smashed to fap
Morning hangover fap of peace

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:47:40 AM »

It was wild enough at work- no "party" except got a diet pepsi from the commissary!

XFACTOR · « **Reply #49 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:56:42 AM »

Quote from: Mrdibbs on January 01, 2014, 10:25:58 AM

Went to a techno party, got smashed, hit on every hot chick in sight. Failed misarebly with every single one of them . Game totally off tonight.

Should have just stayed home and get wasted while ''the smiths'' play in the background.

What kind of techno?

This was my first new years in probably a decade I wasn't out ripping it in another country at a club. Fell asleep with my newborn baby girl on my chest at 11