Anyone else not do shit last night?

[WalterWhite]

Hung with a lady friend, ate way too much PF Changs and a half of an apple pie.

Relaxing evening.

[JediTerminator]

Smoked a few bongs and ate some nachos w/ cheese and watched a couple of movies. Got laid. Nice sober night, people were drinking and I wasn't even tempted.

[Notsonicemom]

After work picked up sushi went home drank with beer and out like a light at 10

[Mrdibbs]

What kind of techno?

This was my first new years in probably a decade I wasn't out ripping it in another country at a club. Fell asleep with my newborn baby girl on my chest at 11

Same artist,simular style last night. Good to hear you enjoyed the beauty of your newborn!

[Mick33]

Put my daughter to bed, ordered take out, suggested my wife clean the house a bit while I was out shoveling snow. Watched ball drop and in bed by 12:15. Today I am dismantling all decorations thinking about work tomorrow. Currently posting on teh shitter. Nap time in 20 minutes!

This is the life!

[Notsonicemom]

What kind of techno?

This was my first new years in probably a decade I wasn't out ripping it in another country at a club. Fell asleep with my newborn baby girl on my chest at 11

Congrats on the little one

[Tapeworm]

Went out for Thai, then to her place which I left at 10:30, declining her seductive invitation to 'stick it in if you want to' because she's a fat moron.  Home b4 12 and glad of it.  2013 can fuck off.

[anabolichalo]

I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.

I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.

woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.

Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.

Life is good.

untill angelic wife divorces you

[XFACTOR]

Same artist,simular style last night. Good to hear you enjoyed the beauty of your newborn!

Definitely know slam saw them in Ibiza.  A bit too bangin' for me, been getting into a lot of deep house of late.

[Fortress]

Woke early (4:30) to go to work ... came home and jammed some music and then went to bed at nine (had to wake again at 4:30 this morning).

Yeah, big party.  

P.S. Doesn't matter. I'd rather avoid all the alcohol-fuelled shenanigans, anyway.

[Viking11]

Had frozen pizza with some TGIF chips and cheese. Rarely eat the last two. Took the dogs out to romp a bit. Watched DVDS while drinking "Skinny girl" Margaritas over ice with the wife. Wasn't too bad. Passed out after midnight due to sheer exhaustion.  Life after 50 lol...

[Mr Nobody]

I dont remember.

[YngiweRhoads]

Filet Mignon with Bearnaise sauce and then massive amounts of sex with the g/f.

[arce1988]

 only went out for an early dinner

spent my nye on gbf

[Wolfox]

Had new years at the bar I work at...was a blast. DJ and champagne. Drank with some coworkers after then met a hot as Latina (body was a 9, face 8 and cute AS FUCK) on the pier...made out and got a blow job but no fcuk. Almost got busted by the police but we hid behind a trash can..

finished off the night with some tacos then went home.

It was a good night and I needed it.

[Man of Steel]

Did the same thing we've done the last several years.  Get together with a few friends and their kids.  Make food at one of our friends houses, play games, watch college ball and then shoot off $300 of fireworks for the wives and kids in street in front of their house.....good times.

[MikMaq]

Went to my friends saw my goddaughters  and celebrated getting my new job. By   8 oclock I went home  to sleep.  Probably the best time I've had on new years in years.    

[dustin]

I pinned my delt and took a nice big shit. Heard the neighbors lighting off fireworks when the clock struck 12.

Was busy getting started on my resolutions for the new year. I want to get back in shape and also have stellar bowel movements. Big healthy shits are key.

[Marty Champions]

I pinned my delt and took a nice big shit. Heard the neighbors lighting off fireworks when the clock struck 12.

Was busy getting started on my resolutions for the new year. I want to get back in shape and also have stellar bowel movements. Big healthy shits are key.

your half one the right path half still being stupid and roiding

why not give your dad the roids and you just stay home and focus on your  pyramid shits?

[dustin]

your half one the right path half still being stupid and roiding

why not give your dad the roids and you just stay home and focus on your  pyramid shits?

Why not go fuck yourself?

[Costanza]

your half one the right path half still being stupid and roiding

why not give your dad the roids and you just stay home and focus on your  pyramid shits?

I actually had my best ever pyramid shit this morning, came out of the bowl like the pyramid of Giza. Literally about 10 minutes later I got a message from a 22 year old I've been after for a month asking if I wanted to go on a date with her tonight. The shit must have given me good luck, tonight is going to be great.

[dustin]

I actually had my best ever pyramid shit this morning, came out of the bowl like the pyramid of Giza. Literally about 10 minutes later I got a message from a 22 year old I've been after for a month asking if I wanted to go on a date with her tonight. The shit must have given me good luck, tonight is going to be great.

All the best with your bowel movements and love life in 2014. The two go hand in hand!

[Costanza]

All the best with your bowel movements and love life in 2014. The two go hand in hand!

Thank you kind sir, hoping for success on both accounts this year.

[24KT]

What kind of techno?

This was my first new years in probably a decade I wasn't out ripping it in another country at a club. Fell asleep with my newborn baby girl on my chest at 11

Cute. Don't you just love it when they fall asleep on your chest or in your arms?  

As for me, ...I broke into my stash, ...but barely finished 3 glasses. Oh well, I'm stocked up for the year.

[Mr Nobody]

I dont give a piss.