Let's pick the BEST getbig bodybuilder

[Lobstah]

Too heavy will throw your symmetry off.

you're right.  I'll do them with Dj181 on my back

[Lobstah]

Always self deprecating!   You look very symmetrical and you will improve with each show as you continue to gain experience.  I assume you work with someone who will help you with all aspects of diet and prep.

Your a pro!!

you're right, I should probably just learn to accept my flaws AND my triumphs in stride,  but it's hard!
 Yeah, I love my coach.  He's pretty excellent.  I've done exactly ONE show without him-  the first one. I would freeze my eggs for that dude if he needed it,  or give him  bone marrow.  it's like having a cousin who also happens to be incredibly knowledgeable about bodybuilding.

[WalterWhite]

you're right, I should probably just learn to accept my flaws AND my triumphs in stride,  but it's hard!
 Yeah, I love my coach.  He's pretty excellent.  I've done exactly ONE show without him-  the first one. I would freeze my eggs for that dude if he needed it,  or give him  bone marrow.  it's like having a cousin who also happens to be incredibly knowledgeable about bodybuilding.

Maximizing strengths while minimizing weaknesses is a process in fitness and in life!

Freezing eggs for your coach is quite an endorsement!

[Cleanest Natural]

you're right, I should probably just learn to accept my flaws AND my triumphs in stride,  but it's hard!
 Yeah, I love my coach.  He's pretty excellent.  I've done exactly ONE show without him-  the first one. I would freeze my eggs for that dude if he needed it,  or give him  bone marrow.  it's like having a cousin who also happens to be incredibly knowledgeable about bodybuilding.

who trains you? Your pecs look quite underdeveloped.

[Lobstah]

who trains you? Your pecs look quite underdeveloped.

oh do they?

[Big Chiro Flex]

you're right.  I'll do them with Dj181 on my back

Luls

[Cleanest Natural]

oh do they?

I was talking about your breast not that dude's pecs.

[Lobstah]

I was talking about your breast not that dude's pecs.

Ah. Well, sorry I don't have bolt-ons, but if that's your biggest complaint about my body, I'm doing alright!  These A-cups have been the same since I graduated college. I like big [natural] boobs as much as the next getbigger, but... I'm kind of into my tiny tits.  It's a good look for me.

[dr.chimps]

oh do they?

Shave your traps?   

[Cleanest Natural]

Ah. Well, sorry I don't have bolt-ons, but if that's your biggest complaint about my body, I'm doing alright!  These A-cups have been the same since I graduated college. I like big [natural] boobs as much as the next getbigger, but... I'm kind of into my tiny tits.  It's a good look for me.

Bodybuilding wise you look allright. I would lay off the squats, bring up the femurals and calves if possible, rounder delts. It's the illusion you create onstage.

[wes]

I was going to do them with Bikini Slut and Big Ro on my back.

[Lobstah]

Maximizing strengths while minimizing weaknesses is a process in fitness and in life!

Freezing eggs for your coach is quite an endorsement!

Fak is the man. He's been there for me through things that have NOTHING to do with competing. There are a LOT of good coaches,  but Fak is a good PERSON.  Plus, a lot of people don't see the need for a coach, but I have no knowledge of how to do anything that isn't being fat or being skinny.  I'm comfortable admitting my shortcomings and handing the reins to an expert.

Shave your traps?   

I'm heavily tattooed,  dummy

Bodybuilding wise you look allright. I would lay off the squats, bring up the femurals and calves if possible, rounder delts. It's the illusion you create onstage.

100% agreed.  We're on the same page.

[Cleanest Natural]

You are a pretty female. Don't go nuts with the drugs. 

[dr.chimps]

I'm heavily tattooed,  dummy

I guess you missed my ? mark. I am a dummy, tho. Be cool.

[Lobstah]

You are a pretty female. Don't go nuts with the drugs. 

You mean a bigger jaw won't make my neck look more graceful and swanlike? [smacks fiveforehead]

[Cleanest Natural]

You mean a bigger jaw won't make my neck look more graceful and swanlike? [smacks fiveforehead]

Do what you feel like doing but wake up one day and realize this is not the best thing to do or the healthiest.

[akers1021]

THOSE ARE JUST NAMES NO ORDER V MAN,,U HAVE A SICK BUILD TOO,,,I WOULD DO WEIGHT CLASS SYTEM

HEAVYWEIGHTS HERE TOTAL SIZE/WEIGHT/CONTEST LOOK
1 RO
2 HAZ
3 DRJ
4 NO ONE
5 SPIKE
6 MAN OF STEEL
AND THIS IS OF NO OREDER JUST A WHO'S WHO OF THE BIG GUNS

LIGHT HEAVIES
1 OTH
2 GALI 'HE'S TALL BUT RIPPED OVER 200'
3 COACH
4 GROINK'DOSEN'T COMPETE BUT ARMS/DELTS HAS HIM IN HERE'
5 SEV AGAIN HEIGHT AND HE WEIGHS 180 OR 190 FULLY RIPPED/DRUGGED.
6 AMD ALPHA MALE DOG
7 MATTY BIG MAT WHEN HE POSTS HE COMPETE WELL
8 CALVIN THICK BUILD PROLLY AROUND THIS CLASS
9 V MAN FOR SURE ...
MIDDLES
1 AKERS COMPETES SICK LEGS AND GOOD UPPER BODY DOSEN'T POST MUCH BUT HE'S GOOD
2 ME NJ..
3 MAZDA GREAT BUILD DON'T KNOW HEIGHT/WEIGHT BUT LEAN MUSCULAR
4 RONNIE REP
WELTERS
1 WES AND ACTUALLY HE CAN'T BE TOUCHED EVEN NO ORDER HERE,HE'S THE MAN RIPPED MORE TIMES THAN ANYONE
2 GO 4 IT FALLS HERE 155/160 LEAN IN SHAPE'DOES PHYSIQUE SHOWS.
3 DJ 181 YES THE DEFIANT ONE 'TALL BUT HAPPY AT 160/165 HE GETS RIPPED
4 SHERIF SHALABY
5 DDNUQUE
LOT OF OTHERS
DON'T KNOW WEIGHT/HEIGHTS

DAVE 19
DUSTIN GREAT BUILD

 MASTER CLASS 50+
1 WEZ
2 WALTER WHITE
3 DYXLECIC

Thanks NJ....I have a HARD time getting to the middles but look better as a BIG middleweight

[Lobstah]

Do what you feel like doing but wake up one day and realize this is not the best thing to do or the healthiest.

okay I was OBVIOUSLY kidding, boo.  Chill.

[Cleanest Natural]

okay I was OBVIOUSLY kidding, boo.  Chill.

Okay .. you'd be prettier with a few extra pound of fat TBH. Like an off season look

[Lobstah]

Okay .. you'd be prettier with a few extra pound of fat TBH. Like an off season look

if that fat would go to my butt,  yeah you're probably right,  but sadly it all goes to my tummy and face.  my head turns into a chocolate jet puffed marshmallow and my tummy starts to look like somebody made it out of bread dough and left it out to rise.  This is as "off-season"  as I get without wanting to jump off the roof...

[doriancutlerman]

oh do they?

Fuck.  Nasty upper pec...err, "age" there   What's your chest routine look like, darlin'?

[doriancutlerman]

But to speak to the thread as a whole, Hazbin has to take it by a wide margin.  And that's saying something; there are actually a shitload of very good bodybuilders here, like OMR, OTH and a host of others.

If I ever got into shape I'd like to think I'd be worthy of some mention, but God only knows when I'll be able to train again on an even semi-regular basis   Fucking diverticulitis got so bad I wound up with a temporary shitter bag, oftentimes better known by its euphemistic name, "colostomy collector." :|

On the other hand, it's all drugs.  If I get my hands on some test suspension, I'll be better than ever by summertime

[Lobstah]

Fuck.  Nasty upper pec...err, "age" there   What's your chest routine look like, darlin'?

8-10  x4 db incline press
8-10 x4 db flye super set  with 15  or as many pushups as I can make it through
12 x3  cable flyes
12 x3  wide grip weighted dips

 nothing special at all.

[BigRo]

if that fat would go to my butt,  yeah you're probably right,  but sadly it all goes to my tummy and face.  my head turns into a chocolate jet puffed marshmallow and my tummy starts to look like somebody made it out of bread dough and left it out to rise.  This is as "off-season"  as I get without wanting to jump off the roof...

am I supposed to see all that? you look very tasty good here

[anabolichalo]

lobstah is a decent everyday looking female


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