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i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« on: January 02, 2014, 08:46:39 AM »
so when i hit the club on new year


i met these two girls again which i met once before in a bar


the ugly one clings to me like the first time

i eventually go home with them but dont sleep with her (the ugly) feel like just sleeping


then today i receive a message from a new number


seems like the pretty one got a hold of my number (not sure how) and started texting me

she also called me

seems like she may be interested or falling in love or whatever


she just turned 18 at new years


down side is she's tall, just a an inch or so shorter than me


from what i observed from them talking to eachother she is very horny nasty girl

i feel a bit unsure and intimidated since the dildo incident i have not been the same

not sure i can ever fully recover from that

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2014, 08:51:46 AM »
i feel a bit unsure and intimidated since the dildo incident i have not been the same

not sure i can ever fully recover from that
Go on.

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2014, 08:52:51 AM »
Go on.
i was going thru my baby mamas clothes and found hidden a massive dildo

she then said there is no crime in satisfying yourself when your man cant

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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2014, 08:55:33 AM »
i was going thru my baby mamas clothes and found hidden a massive dildo

she then said there is no crime in satisfying yourself when your man cant

damn, that had to sting

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2014, 08:57:47 AM »
damn, that had to sting
it crushed me tbh

a girl you date for 7 years and have a baby with who pretended to be a virgin at all costs


 :D :( :D :( :D :(

now i'm not sure if i want to risk such a comment again

avoid sex all together

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2014, 08:58:38 AM »
i was going thru my baby mamas clothes and found hidden a massive dildo

she then said there is no crime in satisfying yourself when your man cant


Oh wow  :o ... the girl is probably a getbigger. whats her handle?  ;D

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2014, 09:07:43 AM »
it crushed me tbh

a girl you date for 7 years and have a baby with who pretended to be a virgin at all costs


 :D :( :D :( :D :(

now i'm not sure if i want to risk such a comment again

avoid sex all together


learn how to dine at the y

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2014, 10:28:44 AM »
Don't take it personally bro...so what if she had a weapon of mass destruction under her bed? You were shooting your load right?  :)

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2014, 10:03:55 PM »
Don't take it personally bro...so what if she had a weapon of mass destruction under her bed? You were shooting your load right?  :)

Crap, man lost to machine again  >:(

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2014, 10:13:03 PM »
On to baby #2...

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2014, 10:19:11 PM »
I love anabolichalo,but Parker is always the voice of reason with good advice.

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2014, 10:19:57 PM »
18 year old girl doesnt want children

they just want to fuck around

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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2014, 10:22:01 PM »
On to baby #2...

But much more effective Dildo #.2 could be in action too  ;D
Man against machine,  :( no chance.

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2014, 10:23:25 PM »
you ppl are right

cant risk this shit again


i will just masturbate instead

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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2014, 10:26:51 PM »
you ppl are right

cant risk this shit again


i will just masturbate instead
It`s Ok to keep in touch with yourself bro...I`m the best lover I`ve ever had....I know just where touch myself at just the precise moment,I don`t have to sleep in a wet spot,I don`t have to fucking cuddle afterwards,and I know who`s just whose name to call out when I`m cumming,and its..................... .WES!!!

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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2014, 10:27:54 PM »
how does someone get "in" your arm?? surgery?
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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2014, 10:29:48 PM »
It`s Ok to keep in touch with yourself bro...I`m the best lover I`ve ever had....I know just where touch myself at just the precise moment,I don`t have to sleep in a went spot,I don`t have to fucking cuddle afterwards,and In know who`s just whose name to call out when I`m cumming,and its..................... .WES!!!


Wes, thinking about the glory days when he had the energy to jerk off. At his age, now he is lucky to have enough energy to shit, let alone stroke "little Wes"  ;) ;) ;D ;D

Getting old must suck  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2014, 10:32:28 PM »
i was going thru my baby mamas clothes and found hidden a massive dildo

she then said there is no crime in satisfying yourself when your man cant

she really said this? what a little brat
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« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2014, 10:33:37 PM »
she really said this? what a little brat


Well, you cant blame her. Anabolichalo was too focused on getting 17" arms. Ignored his ladies needs  >:( >:(
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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2014, 10:38:58 PM »
Halo just a couple questions for you.

have you EVER caught her cheating on you. Ever suspected her of cheating on you?
... Is she attracted to black men?.... Have you been having problems since the gear?.... does she still kiss you?

you've been banging this chick for years you had to have noticed a change in something
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« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2014, 10:40:25 PM »


Wes, thinking about the glory days when he had the energy to jerk off. At his age, now he is lucky to have enough energy to shit, let alone stroke "little Wes"  ;) ;) ;D ;D

Getting old must suck  ;D ;D ;D
Just because there`s snow on the roof bro,doesn`t mean theres no fire in the old fireplace down below !  :D

Seriously,I can get it up,fuck for days,no problem.

the only drawback is back in the day,I could have blew a cumshot that would put a chicks eye out at 50 yards..these days I might miss the eye and hit the chin,and the trajectory has been reduced to about 25 yards.

On a serious note though,never used Viagra or Cialis and have no sexual problems except that I`m a total pervert,and my wife fakes that she`s asleep a lot.

When my wife turned 50,I told her I was gonna` trade her in for two 25 year olds!  ;D

I`m the type of guy that`ll probably live to be 100,then get shot by a jealous husband!

Oh well,wifey`s feigning sleep again,might have to go into the 58 years of compiled spank bank material I`ve amassed and hand fire it once again!

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« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2014, 10:40:59 PM »
so when i hit the club on new year


i met these two muscular men again which i met once before in a bar


the ugly one clings to me like the first time

i eventually go home with them but dont sleep with him (the ugly) feel like just sleeping


then today i receive a message from a new number


seems like the hunky one got a hold of my number (not sure how) and started texting me

he also called me

seems like he may be interested or falling in love or whatever


he just turned 18 at new years


down side is he's tall, just a an inch or so shorter than me


from what i observed from them talking to eachother he is very horny nasty guy

i feel a bit unsure and intimidated since the dildo incident i have not been the same

not sure i can ever fully recover from that

interesting

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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2014, 10:44:28 PM »


Well, you cant blame her. Anabolichalo was too focused on getting 17" arms. Ignored his ladies needs  >:( >:(
And therein lies the truth. The snide remark was "her" way of getting back him for not just being neglected sexually, but in general...
But much more effective Dildo #.2 could be in action too  ;D
Man against machine,  :( no chance.
:-\
I love anabolichalo,but Parker is always the voice of reason with good advice.
Thank You Wes, coming from someone older than a Phonograph means a lot.

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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2014, 10:44:47 PM »
Just because there`s snow on the roof bro,doesn`t mean theres no fire in the old fireplace down below !  :D

Seriously,I can get it up,fuck for days,no problem.

the only drawback is back in the day,I could have blew a cumshot that would put a chicks eye out at 50 yards..these days I might miss the eye and hit the chin,and the trajectory has been reduced to about 25 yards.

On a serious note though,never used Viagra or Cialis and have no sexual problems except that I`m a total pervert,and my wife fakes that she`s asleep a lot.

When my wife turned 50,I told her I was gonna` trade her in for two 25 year olds!  ;D

I`m the type of guy that`ll probably live to be 100,then get shot by a jealous husband!

Oh well,wifey`s feigning sleep again,might have to go into the 58 years of compiled spank bank material I`ve amassed and hand fire it once again!

Video of said ejaculation in the adult board or I call bullshit.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: i think i caught an 18 year old babe in my 17" arms of peace
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2014, 10:45:19 PM »
why does anyone give a shit about this?  you dork,,and 17 inch arms,,impressive,,have any friend in real life u can share your awesome "i got a girls number on new  years" story with, lol