Author Topic: Can You Take Anything a Fat Person Says, Seriously? (Read 3155 times)

Thin Lizzy · « **on:** January 02, 2014, 12:17:14 PM »

Saw some family over the holidays. My brother-in-law is a typical obese American who has spent his entire adult life with a basketball under his shirt, and blames his myriad of health problems on "getting old."

He could've been saying the most brilliant things, but, I just couldn't get past his disgusting physique.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2014, 12:21:04 PM »

Most fatsos are too dumb to realize you shouldn't eat yourself into an early grave, so I wouldn't say your logic is misplaced necessarily.

I suppose there might be an exception here and there though.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2014, 12:23:56 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on January 02, 2014, 12:21:04 PM

I suppose there might be an exception here and there though.

Of course, but as a rule...

Tapeworm · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:00:27 PM »

I won't do business with a fat man. They are dishonest with themselves and dishonest with others, and they secretly hate anyone with discipline.

I can't conceive of how someone can be so weak he just completely lets himself go. There would have to be some really twisted self loathing going on. I want nothing to do with these people.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:42:20 PM »

Sure you can

What Candy tastes the best etc...

anabolichalo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:43:04 PM »

i can take them seriously

but find it hard to overlook their disgusting appearance

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:44:16 PM »

They smell.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:04:09 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on January 02, 2014, 01:00:27 PM

I won't do business with a fat man. They are dishonest with themselves and dishonest with others, and they secretly hate anyone with discipline.

I can't conceive of how someone can be so weak he just completely lets himself go. There would have to be some really twisted self loathing going on. I want nothing to do with these people.

You sound fat.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:30:28 PM »

I'm eating brioche. Oh gawd it's just so yummy.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:32:55 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 02, 2014, 02:04:09 PM

You sound fat.

Fatty

Viking11 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:36:06 PM »

Someone has a chubby for fat people.

Mrdibbs · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:38:55 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on January 02, 2014, 01:00:27 PM

I won't do business with a fat man. They are dishonest with themselves and dishonest with others, and they secretly hate anyone with discipline.

I can't conceive of how someone can be so weak he just completely lets himself go. There would have to be some really twisted self loathing going on. I want nothing to do with these people.

Lol lose those 40lbs of lard and we might have deal

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:53:52 PM »

Quote from: Mrdibbs on January 02, 2014, 02:38:55 PM

Lol lose those 40lbs of lard and we might have deal

Funny as it sounds. Some have been ok too, but every scope-changing, non-paying, nightmare client I've had: fat man. The evidence is too strong to ignore.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:55:08 PM »

The_Hammer · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:56:50 PM »

Tapeworm · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:58:08 PM »

He looks trustworthy tho.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2014, 03:14:49 PM »

I love all humans but I detest fat people.

galeniko · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2014, 03:20:05 PM »

fat ppl should be put down like animals which carry an ebola or something.

fat mpother give birth to pre destined fatso kids,this is scientificaly established.

the other option is to put them forcibly into work camps where they get fuck all to eat.

they take up 2 seats in a bus.

they a burden hwealth care.

and.they are beyond any hope whatsoever.dfew few wexceptions.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2014, 03:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 02, 2014, 03:14:49 PM

I love all humans but I detest fat people.

are fat people really people?

galeniko · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2014, 03:32:21 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2014, 03:25:36 PM

are fat people really people?

hard question.

semi-human.

Borracho · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2014, 03:34:01 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on January 02, 2014, 12:17:14 PM

Saw some family over the holidays. My brother-in-law is a typical obese American who has spent his entire adult life with a basketball under his shirt, and blames his myriad of health problems on "getting old."

He could've been saying the most brilliant things, but, I just couldn't get past his disgusting physique.

He was just being polite and didn't wanna say the truth that your whore of a sister is the cause of his problems.

temple_of_dis · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2014, 03:35:15 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on January 02, 2014, 12:17:14 PM

Saw some family over the holidays. My brother-in-law is a typical obese American who has spent his entire adult life with a basketball under his shirt, and blames his myriad of health problems on "getting old."

He could've been saying the most brilliant things, but, I just couldn't get past his disgusting physique.

you should write a book and give him a signed copy

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2014, 03:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2014, 03:25:36 PM

are fat people really people?

I'm pretty sure according to my studies that being nice to fatties is not even biblical.

Archer77 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:01:44 PM »

I have arthritis pretty bad and I'm always getting advice on how to improve my health from fatties.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:03:29 PM »

Some have an inverted penis because their fat pad is too thick.